Kim
@kimprovising.bsky.social
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Mom. Wife. Introvert. Geek. Peanut butter lover. Thinks getting in & out of a sports bra counts as cardio. Blue dot in GA
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kimprovising.bsky.social
Talk to me about your favorite book.
Talk to me about your favorite movie.
Talk to me about your favorite city.
I want to hear about your joy.
kimprovising.bsky.social
Have you considered that it's the food conspiring to make fools of us all?
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fistfulofcrits.bsky.social
I like to drive around eating chicken nuggets in my silly little car listening to my silly metal music
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yasharali.bsky.social
BREAKING

In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.
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trickykat.bsky.social
Love means having vicarious road rage when you’re riding shotgun
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localnotail.bsky.social
Dolly Parton:

“There’s just a lot of rumors flying around, but I figured if you heard it from me, you’d know that I was okay. “I’m not ready to die yet. I don’t think God is through with me and I ain’t done working. So I love you for caring, and keep praying for me.”
#DollyCon4
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sarahkeetley.bsky.social
🌱 When dad is left alone in the garden, things like this appear!
Miniature door with steps at the base of a large old tree
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lizzlepants.bsky.social
thinking about all those times in H.S. when I made up funny stories to yearbook staff kids so they’d put ‘em in the yearbook and they did

Iᴛ’s ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀ ʙᴏᴏᴋ ᴏғ ʟɪᴇs ɴᴏᴡ
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adamcsharp.bsky.social
As today is World Octopus Day I’ll again mention that a Spanish equivalent to “like a fish out of water” is como un pulpo en un garaje. It means “like an octopus in a garage.”
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thecard.bsky.social
2025 is like, “The gaslighting will continue until the despondent despair improves.”
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ayankdownunder.bsky.social
My heart is fractured, but not yet broken.
For as long as I see and feel the love of my brethren, I will persist, and fight that which needs to be fought.

Love and goodwill must triumph over all else.
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angelscrochetst.bsky.social
PATTERN RELEASE!!!
✨🧶 Introducing the #StarlitForestShawl 🧶✨
Crocheted in airy openwork, this shawl captures the magic of starlit nights and takes you on a journey of elegance and creativity.💫
Crafted from two gradient yarn cakes for a mirrored look, it’s zero waste and totally flowy.
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ecurrie.bsky.social
The Museum of the Order of St John is hosting a launch event for my book on 22 October. I'll be talking about the paintings of Mattia Preti, dress, textiles and life in Malta in the seventeenth century.
🗃️🪡 #earlymodern
📷 Ashmolean Museum, Oxford
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/talk-matti...
Two men and a woman playing music and a game of draughts seated around a table in a dark interior. They are wearing brightly coloured, striped clothing.
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merchantshallyork.org
We interrupt your mid morning tea break to invite you for a constitutional down an old street of York.

Today's saunter is down Stonegate, or the via praetoria to our Roman friends.

Come join us!
We are looking at an oil painting showing a street with buildings of different periods from late Tudor to Georgian and newer Victorian buildings. Shop fronts are brightly painted and people are stood in doorways or looking into windows. Some in the distance is climbing into a carriage.
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gupton68.bsky.social
Whenever I feel alone I try to remind myself that my parents are looking down on me with love and hoping that one day I’ll find happiness with a special someone, and that when I do I’ll finally let them out of the attic.
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brickmahoney.bsky.social
I'd like to take this opportunity to wish everyone a safe and happy Rocktober.

May The Wattage pump in your cottage.
kimprovising.bsky.social
23 did this, too. And, yes, we still say it.
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potshopboy.bsky.social
When I was little I called fog "frog," so even now when I see fog I say it's froggy out, but I know what fog is SO SHUT UP ABOUT IT.
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overlooked237.bsky.social
you ever feel like nobody else gets you like pepperoni does
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doomkick.com
Police Detective: The jig is up!
Me: *stops dancing in tears*
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congressmin.bsky.social
It's been two weeks since Adelita Grijalva was elected and Mike Johnson has still refused to seat her, unlike in past cases where he swore in new members within 24 hours.

There cannot be one set of rules for Rs and another for Ds.

Also, release the damn Epstein files already.
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muellershewrote.com
Pam Bondi admits she spoke to Apple to "get the ICEBlock app taken down." Sounds an awful lot like coercion to suppress disfavored speech to me. A clear violation of the 1st Amendment.
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Bondi claims that the ICEBlock app was "criminal in that people were posting where ICE officers lived"
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sixfootcandy.bsky.social
One day you’re young and reckless. The next, you’re looking forward to soup season.