Kinetic Karma
@kinetickarma.bsky.social
Independent AF, Traveler, Survivor, Mountain Dweller, Wise Old Soul
There are two sides to Karma, which one you get depends on which path you choose. Choose wisely
There are two sides to Karma, which one you get depends on which path you choose. Choose wisely
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Kinetic Karma
@kinetickarma.bsky.social
· Aug 21
What the actual fuck?
~ Me, multiple times a day
~ Me, multiple times a day
As is long standing tradition, 5 Christmas movies will be watched in the next 48 hours.
This years picks are:
Christmas Vacation
Polar Express
Grinch who stole Christmas (Jim Carrey version)
Die Hard (fuck you, it is)
Trading Places (So relevant in today's world)
This years picks are:
Christmas Vacation
Polar Express
Grinch who stole Christmas (Jim Carrey version)
Die Hard (fuck you, it is)
Trading Places (So relevant in today's world)
December 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
As is long standing tradition, 5 Christmas movies will be watched in the next 48 hours.
This years picks are:
Christmas Vacation
Polar Express
Grinch who stole Christmas (Jim Carrey version)
Die Hard (fuck you, it is)
Trading Places (So relevant in today's world)
This years picks are:
Christmas Vacation
Polar Express
Grinch who stole Christmas (Jim Carrey version)
Die Hard (fuck you, it is)
Trading Places (So relevant in today's world)
Relationships, adventures and experiences are the things that truly matter in this short life we live.
December 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Relationships, adventures and experiences are the things that truly matter in this short life we live.
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i would so go on a walk with you
December 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
i would so go on a walk with you
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meh, I’ve muted people for less
December 22, 2025 at 3:56 AM
meh, I’ve muted people for less
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Whatever the fuck gets you through it…
December 22, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Whatever the fuck gets you through it…
Straight man being hit on by a gay man:
GM: Are you single cause you are very cute
SM: Oh wow, thank you, but Im not gay
GM: Oh, understood. Have a great night
Straight Woman being hit on by a Straight man
SM: Are you single cause you are very cute
SW: No, Im not. Thank you
SM: You sure?
GM: Are you single cause you are very cute
SM: Oh wow, thank you, but Im not gay
GM: Oh, understood. Have a great night
Straight Woman being hit on by a Straight man
SM: Are you single cause you are very cute
SW: No, Im not. Thank you
SM: You sure?
December 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Straight man being hit on by a gay man:
GM: Are you single cause you are very cute
SM: Oh wow, thank you, but Im not gay
GM: Oh, understood. Have a great night
Straight Woman being hit on by a Straight man
SM: Are you single cause you are very cute
SW: No, Im not. Thank you
SM: You sure?
GM: Are you single cause you are very cute
SM: Oh wow, thank you, but Im not gay
GM: Oh, understood. Have a great night
Straight Woman being hit on by a Straight man
SM: Are you single cause you are very cute
SW: No, Im not. Thank you
SM: You sure?
If you want to know where I rank in the hierarchy of my family, I am the one they ask to make and bring the deviled eggs.
December 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
If you want to know where I rank in the hierarchy of my family, I am the one they ask to make and bring the deviled eggs.
Just gonna say this again for the idiots up in sniffers row . . .
The ultra wealthy and powerful care about you the same way a stripper cares about you.
The ultra wealthy and powerful care about you the same way a stripper cares about you.
December 22, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Just gonna say this again for the idiots up in sniffers row . . .
The ultra wealthy and powerful care about you the same way a stripper cares about you.
The ultra wealthy and powerful care about you the same way a stripper cares about you.
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I have two moods before coffee or after coffee. Always choose after coffee.
December 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I have two moods before coffee or after coffee. Always choose after coffee.
Ladies, the President goes out in public every day without wearing a bra and nobody says anything about his boobs flapping around.
You are just fine to run to the store in just your hoodie.
You are just fine to run to the store in just your hoodie.
December 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Ladies, the President goes out in public every day without wearing a bra and nobody says anything about his boobs flapping around.
You are just fine to run to the store in just your hoodie.
You are just fine to run to the store in just your hoodie.
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my love language is when you bring me tacos
December 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
my love language is when you bring me tacos
All the nonsense we are seeing today can be undone, as long as we all come together and make it so.
December 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
All the nonsense we are seeing today can be undone, as long as we all come together and make it so.
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coffee, O magic beans of life, give me something. anything. will to schlep through a day in this cartoon farce of a country
December 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
coffee, O magic beans of life, give me something. anything. will to schlep through a day in this cartoon farce of a country
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I've been awake for 15 minutes and already have regrets.
December 18, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I've been awake for 15 minutes and already have regrets.
Holding your breath waiting for people to do the right thing will only make you pass out
December 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Holding your breath waiting for people to do the right thing will only make you pass out
Its not war as a distraction from Epstein.
Its war as an excuse to cancel the midterms
Its war as an excuse to cancel the midterms
December 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Its not war as a distraction from Epstein.
Its war as an excuse to cancel the midterms
Its war as an excuse to cancel the midterms
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roll the dice sometimes
December 17, 2025 at 12:50 PM
roll the dice sometimes
Life is short and passes quickly. Do whatever the hell it is that makes you happy and works best for you.
And if anyone tells you that you cant live that way, throw up that middle finger and give them a giant Fuck You!
And if anyone tells you that you cant live that way, throw up that middle finger and give them a giant Fuck You!
December 17, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Life is short and passes quickly. Do whatever the hell it is that makes you happy and works best for you.
And if anyone tells you that you cant live that way, throw up that middle finger and give them a giant Fuck You!
And if anyone tells you that you cant live that way, throw up that middle finger and give them a giant Fuck You!
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No one cares if you made it to the gym.
December 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
No one cares if you made it to the gym.
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Be a light in this dark time.
December 15, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Be a light in this dark time.
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tired with an extra side of tired
December 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
tired with an extra side of tired
We are living in a moment in time that will be studied thoroughly in the history books of the future.
Are you on the side of that history?
Are you on the side of that history?
December 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
We are living in a moment in time that will be studied thoroughly in the history books of the future.
Are you on the side of that history?
Are you on the side of that history?
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Don't like my tone, leave me the fuck alone.
December 12, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Don't like my tone, leave me the fuck alone.
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Twelve Days of Christmas
Twelve Step Programs
Coincidence? I think not.
Twelve Step Programs
Coincidence? I think not.
December 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Twelve Days of Christmas
Twelve Step Programs
Coincidence? I think not.
Twelve Step Programs
Coincidence? I think not.
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Some people are not worth your time or your sanity. I wish I had learned this lesson sooner.
December 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Some people are not worth your time or your sanity. I wish I had learned this lesson sooner.