kineticonundrum.bsky.social
kineticonundrum.bsky.social
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Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters
January 7, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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"Be there or be square"

ok bet
January 7, 2026 at 11:41 PM
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Do this. It works.
I recommend submitting a complaint.
January 7, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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ice agents simply aren't trained well enough to be on the street. they are a genuine danger to citizens
January 7, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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Let's talk about generative AI, contaminated information, and rhubarb.

Once upon a time, Europe was at war.

Food was scarce, and the government of the quote-unquote United Kingdom looked for alternatives. 1/
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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Imagine gettin’ got by Rob Schneider
January 7, 2026 at 3:33 AM
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I am pleased to announce that I have commandeered my neighbor's home. This home will be sold at its Market Price, and that money will be controlled by me, to ensure it is used to benefit my neighbor and me! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
January 7, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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January 6, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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One guy tried, unsuccessfully, to blow up a plane with a bomb in his sneakers, and everybody had to take off their shoes at the airport for the next 20 years.

Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
30 years ago they were like we have to ban song lyrics for the children but it’s full steam ahead for the here’s how to do drugs until you die machine
“ChatGPT started coaching Sam on how to take drugs, recover from them and plan further binges. It gave him specific doses of illegal substances, and in one chat, it wrote, ‘Hell yes—let’s go full trippy mode’”
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
January 6, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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any discussion of city transit improvement online ever
January 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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January 2, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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One of the most lopsided results you'll ever see in a poll, from our weekend Washington Post poll www.washingtonpost.com/politics/int...
January 5, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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We have published the following update to our article following an email response from the New York Times.

Trans News Network has a policy against platforming bigotry. As such, we have declined to publish the Times' statement which included blatant transphobia.
January 5, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
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October 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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talked to the owner of a denim company that produces jeans in the US. he said that he's seen declining sales abroad in EU and Canada. stores tell him that customers don't want to buy MiUSA products bc Trump makes dumb, pointless threats like "taking over Canada or Greenland"
January 4, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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1. try not to post things that will get you arrested
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
January 3, 2026 at 9:33 AM
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average mario and luigi game player: oh man, looks like some sort of obstacle is in the way right now, sure wish i knew the bros move to use to bypass it!

the conspicuously mario and luigi colored npc's nearby:
for 3 years now the ads on all of my devices have been begging me to watch a christmas movie with will ferrell and ryan reynolds and literally all i know about it is this fucking picture
January 3, 2026 at 9:30 AM
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look! it is a "star bnuny" from the super marios of galaxy
July 12, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Some of y'all are having cinematic flashbacks in response to familiar scents, and I'm just like

SENSORY CORTEX: You've smelled this before.

ME: Okay. Where?

S.C.: This is important.

ME: Right, but why?

S.C.: You've smelled this before.

ME: Yes, we've established this.

S.C.: This is important.
December 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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“Oh but if Democrats did that Republicans would just vote it down, wouldn’t convict and would rally their base to defend Trump’s crimes.”

Yeah, okay, make them do that then.
January 4, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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finally, we're living through precedented times
January 4, 2026 at 6:56 AM
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January 3, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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you don't know me
January 2, 2026 at 1:40 AM