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Seems good!
December 1, 2025 at 4:40 AM
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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The Mariners have never won three games in an ALCS
October 14, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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October 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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you wouldn’t like it if they brought someone better than you to your job either
John Smoltz is beyond incensed that there’s turkey in the broadcast booth right now.
October 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Blinking is for Busters: The Jorge Polanco Story
October 13, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Polanctober continues.
October 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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One hour til first pitch. The Light Bat is doing well, thank you. thelightbat.substack.com/p/101325-alc...
10/13/25: ALCS Game One Recap and Breakdown
Diving into the analytical deep end
thelightbat.substack.com
October 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Thanks to the folks at Defector for sharing my commentary/rant about the Google AI commercials, which are an insult to the viewer, to baseball, and to math itself.
October 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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One thing I'm watching for on Trey Yesavage tonight: loud contact.

While the sample is small, he gave up some of the loudest contact in the game. Of 642 pitchers with 50 batters faced (reg+post), he was ... 641st in hard-hit rate. Not a list of names you want to be on.

That's ..
October 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Tigers-Mariners Game 5:
October 11, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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KEN JENNINGS FROM THE TOP ROPE
September 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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Speaking officially as the host of Jeopardy!, Cal Raleigh is the correct MVP vote.
September 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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You gotta admit: the Tigers players doing the Trump dance and then immediately, inconceivably losing almost every remaining game and missing the postseason would be one of the funniest things of all time.
September 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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1-9 since the Tigers did the Trump Dance
September 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Me 5 seconds into someone explaining a board game
12 seconds into the first volley
September 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Good excuse to post my favourite Onion headline.
September 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Drafted a Miami Dolphins offensive player in fantasy
September 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
me n the boyz gettin carnal for darnol
September 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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La reproduction interdite, by René Magritte, 1937, 📸 via @BleacherReport
August 30, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Whenever I think about this I post it again because it makes me laugh every time
August 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Watching Alabama struggle without Jalen Milroe and with Ryan Grubb and thinking the Seahawks are going to win the Super Bowl.
August 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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i think he’s just trying to hit one out of the park in left now like a side quest
FIFTY HRs for Big Dumper on a monster shot, joins Ken Griffey Jr as the only two Mariners with 50
August 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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when the Mariners win: Hell yeah, let’s go, M’s!

when the Mariners lose: I can’t believe all you losers caring about sports ball while democracy dies.
August 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM