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Oh, and we’re bombing Venezuela? Fucking great. I hated this story the first three or four times I lived through it, it’s even dumber now. Weld Trump and Bush II to the corpses of Rumsfeld, Cheney, and Bush I and fire them into space like some kind of haunted piñata.
January 3, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Wife yells: “Is that the best we can do? What happened to Wolfotes!?”
UPDATE: “The hybrid, or Canis latrans var., is about 55 pounds heavier than pure coyotes, with longer legs, a larger jaw, smaller ears and a bushier tail. It is part eastern wolf, part wester wolf, western coyote and with some dog.”

And it was all triggered by deforestation. WHEWWWWW!!!!!
Coywolves Are Taking Over Eastern North America
Coywolves are not 'shy wolves'—they are coyote-wolf hybrids (with some dog mixed in) and now number in the millions
www.smithsonianmag.com
January 3, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Pull your pants up a little higher we can still see your sloppy attempt at blackface.
My man looks like Robert Redford was battered and deep-fried
January 3, 2026 at 8:07 AM
No cheating, repost w your most recent picture of your pet.
January 2, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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If you are a resident of California, the state now has a portal where you can demand deletion of your personal data from 500+ registered data brokers with a single request form, for free.

consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
January 2, 2026 at 2:26 AM
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oh this is fantastic
who is that you hear screaming? it is me, I'm the one who is screaming. many thanks to ashley judd for sharing with me her memories of working on michael mann's HEAT; at @vulture.com:

www.vulture.com/article/ashl...
January 1, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Had to maneuver around Luke from Summer House in the buffet line at the LAX Delta Sky Lounge.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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I don’t think anyone thinks this is complying with the law. They just aren’t worried about breaking the law. Because who will hold them accountable? The House? No. SCOTUS? No.
Trump thinks complying with the law means releasing entirely redacted Epstein files like this.

This is a brazen cover up and deeply disrespectful to survivors.

Pam Bondi must release ALL the files NOW.
December 20, 2025 at 5:44 AM
December 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I know why this isn’t the case but I wish Tony Gilroy was out here doing David Simon level Bluesky posting.
December 10, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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I saw a lot of people posting their favorite cover songs and thought I’d add mine to the mix
December 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I haven’t watched and won’t watch this clip but every time I see this guy, he’s got the smile of someone who really enjoys lying on television.
FOX: Year to date job cuts are up 54%. That seems like a troubling number. What's your take?

HASSETT: The flow of jobs in & out is a little higher, there's a little more turnover. A lot of times that can happen because people feel like they're actually able to get another job if they leave this one
December 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I keep sending this to friends. It’s incredible.
But you can't say I didn't warn you right in the subject line! www.todayintabs.com/p/let-s-see-...
December 2, 2025 at 5:52 AM
In other news, our dog likes drinking with me.
December 2, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Double martini on 1.5 hours of sleep that started at 3 and ended at 430am? On a day when this happened? I’m going to put my phone in one of those time lock safes they use at pharmacies.
Apple AI chief steps down following Siri setbacks
Apple has a new AI chief.
www.theverge.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:12 AM
RFK Jr. has new dinner plans, and a new soul mate
Four-inch worm hatches in woman’s forehead, wriggles to her eyelid
The parasite, typically found in dogs, was visibly moving under her skin.
arstechnica.com
November 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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October 5, 2024 at 2:38 PM
My wife waited as long as she could but ultimately was forced by circumstances to ask what I know about CG render farms. Keep her in your thoughts.
November 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Happy Re-Unsubscribe day to all who celebrate.
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
My friends and I were once politely kicked off of a patio table at the old Cat and Fiddle on Sunset so that Morrissey, Michael Stipe, and Courtney Love could sit there. I said “oh all right” loud enough for them to hear.
This juxtaposition is like when you hear that like Henry VIII and Odu Nobunaga were alive at the same time
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I only learned about Labubu like a week and a half ago and now I have to hear and say it a thousand times a day.
November 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Free headline for tech writers covering Apple succession plans: Wait Your Ternus
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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democrats winning would cut into their fundraising
November 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I’m sorry, I feel like I’m late to this.
November 9, 2025 at 8:45 AM
The year is 2125, the head of Andrew Cuomo floating in a jar is running for the Long Island City Community Board, he loses to a large sentient rat from the YIMBY party.
holy cow, I might actually get a chance to vote against him a third time 😌
November 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM