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YOU DUMB FUCKS. THIS IS ME.
I have a scooter. I can walk. I can't, however, walk through 80 miles of airport. I can walk onto an airplane or through hallways. I can't walk the .5 mile to the convention center.
People, get smarter, it's embarrassing at this point.
I have a scooter. I can walk. I can't, however, walk through 80 miles of airport. I can walk onto an airplane or through hallways. I can't walk the .5 mile to the convention center.
People, get smarter, it's embarrassing at this point.
Travelers bemoan a rise of able-bodied passengers who game the system to skip the lines. on.wsj.com/3N6apva
They Get Wheeled on Flights and Miraculously Walk Off. Praise ‘Jetway Jesus.’
Travelers bemoan a rise of able-bodied passengers who game the system to skip the lines.
on.wsj.com
December 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
YOU DUMB FUCKS. THIS IS ME.
I have a scooter. I can walk. I can't, however, walk through 80 miles of airport. I can walk onto an airplane or through hallways. I can't walk the .5 mile to the convention center.
People, get smarter, it's embarrassing at this point.
I have a scooter. I can walk. I can't, however, walk through 80 miles of airport. I can walk onto an airplane or through hallways. I can't walk the .5 mile to the convention center.
People, get smarter, it's embarrassing at this point.
When you've lost Dick Durbin....
Children are being exploited. Let’s respond by dramatically hindering our ability to point out or criticize children being exploited, using methods we don’t understand because we’re old and incurious.
Children are being exploited and abused because Big Tech consistently prioritizes profits over people.
Enough is enough. Time to sunset Section 230.
Enough is enough. Time to sunset Section 230.
December 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
When you've lost Dick Durbin....
"Ben, that's a solid piece of American journalism right there."
I'll note that, freed from the valid constraints of my former employer, I can include important information like that the most unique porn search in Missouri this year was for "boner."
December 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
"Ben, that's a solid piece of American journalism right there."
Jeez, I think this nails it.
Honestly, Pritzger could be both guys. Newsom will end up being neither.
A lot will happen between now and then, but my guess is that the ‘28 primary will be a contest between 1) someone who’s been doing the work fighting Trump who can rally the pissed off base, and 2) some telegenic white guy with whom swing voters would hopefully want to drink fermented beverages.
December 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Jeez, I think this nails it.
Oh that's delicious.
"there's a new serif in town"
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
December 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Oh that's delicious.
Paging @jbf1755.bsky.social
The primary constituency that still has a newspaper delivered to their home is owners of caged birds, or so the emails I used to receive has led me to believe.
December 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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This, but you have all the good words. PSA: the professional recording of the recent multi-Tony Award winning production of "Merrily We Roll Along" is now playing at a theater near you. Go, it will lift your spirits.
Sondheim kept inventing theater that left folks breathless. For some folks—like me—his productions crept into their soul and wouldn’t let go. When he died, it felt like a world of possibilities died with him.
True story: I was in the camp that believed Sondheim had ruined American musical theater. Then I made a mistake: I went to a local Sondheim production: Assassins. Many shows later, I wept on news of his passing. I mean, Stoppard(love him) made me sad, but Stephen made me cry.
December 8, 2025 at 1:01 AM
This, but you have all the good words. PSA: the professional recording of the recent multi-Tony Award winning production of "Merrily We Roll Along" is now playing at a theater near you. Go, it will lift your spirits.
True story: I was in the camp that believed Sondheim had ruined American musical theater. Then I made a mistake: I went to a local Sondheim production: Assassins. Many shows later, I wept on news of his passing. I mean, Stoppard(love him) made me sad, but Stephen made me cry.
Just started “Death by Lightning.”
If you haven’t already discovered Stephen Sondheim’s musical “Assassins,” find it.
It’s SO good.
The Ballad of Charles Guiteau is playing in my head as I watch.
If you haven’t already discovered Stephen Sondheim’s musical “Assassins,” find it.
It’s SO good.
The Ballad of Charles Guiteau is playing in my head as I watch.
December 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
True story: I was in the camp that believed Sondheim had ruined American musical theater. Then I made a mistake: I went to a local Sondheim production: Assassins. Many shows later, I wept on news of his passing. I mean, Stoppard(love him) made me sad, but Stephen made me cry.
"Oh, you'll pay for this. Especially if you keep using those shoe trees."
December 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
"Oh, you'll pay for this. Especially if you keep using those shoe trees."
Calling FIFA a "deeply compromised organization" is way too kind.
Trump has spent years fuming that he didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize. So a deeply compromised organization invents a “FIFA Peace Prize” just for him. It’s authoritarian ego-management 101: if reality won’t deliver a trophy, make one up. #holdfast #SteadyState
You can hear a CNN panelist off camera laughing as Trump gets the “2025 FIFA Peace Prize.”
December 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Calling FIFA a "deeply compromised organization" is way too kind.
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I cannot imagine how thrilled the IOC, FIFA, and UEFA are that the US is now currently as corrupt as all the other countries that they normally work with and their playbook will work.
December 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I cannot imagine how thrilled the IOC, FIFA, and UEFA are that the US is now currently as corrupt as all the other countries that they normally work with and their playbook will work.
I'll contribute to that. They don't even need to toss in a tote bag.
Unclear who I am supposed to root for in the battle to buy Warner Brothers Discovery and the HBO where I have made am home for 25 years. But if PBS wants to check the sofas again for change and make the high bid, I might have a near-even chance of one day filming another television drama.
December 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I'll contribute to that. They don't even need to toss in a tote bag.
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90% of my fucking online life is filling out new passwords and fucking authenticating what the fuck have all you big tech fuckers been doing you've been surveilling my online conduct for thirty years now you know it's fucking me trying to login here
December 1, 2025 at 3:31 AM
90% of my fucking online life is filling out new passwords and fucking authenticating what the fuck have all you big tech fuckers been doing you've been surveilling my online conduct for thirty years now you know it's fucking me trying to login here
Aw Joanne, you softie you. How's the nose?
The degree to which you folks love my Rosie updates gives me hope in humanity.
December 1, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Aw Joanne, you softie you. How's the nose?
They disabled quote repost about the French snail heist thwarting thwarting my comment "I can't believe they escar-got away with it."
November 28, 2025 at 4:16 AM
They disabled quote repost about the French snail heist thwarting thwarting my comment "I can't believe they escar-got away with it."
Gotta love the way this guy rolls.
One of our dearest friends comes to town every year, we drink heavily, have a first course of caviar and a main course of nachos. It is the best way to Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Gotta love the way this guy rolls.
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The National Guard is not a law enforcement agency. It is untrained in a policing agency's standards, techniques, tactics and mission in any nation of laws. Only in a police state do officials equate military units with policing.
Did anyone ask why Trump is blaming Biden when his folks vetted and approved his asylum this year?
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The National Guard is not a law enforcement agency. It is untrained in a policing agency's standards, techniques, tactics and mission in any nation of laws. Only in a police state do officials equate military units with policing.
Biden has stuttered his entire adult life. Why list that among his deteriorations?
Biden was old, tired, sick, stuttered, & clearly wasn't what he once was, even ten years ago.
But everyone, especially Tapper, Thompson, Nuzzi, & the rest of the elites, who made it something else & pretended he was just like Trump should be deeply ashamed. But we don't seem to do shame anymore.
But everyone, especially Tapper, Thompson, Nuzzi, & the rest of the elites, who made it something else & pretended he was just like Trump should be deeply ashamed. But we don't seem to do shame anymore.
Look I don't want to say you're a rube if you fell for the "Biden's incompetent" trope but it was clearly a con coming almost exclusively from bad faith actors and had almost zero solid evidentiary basis.
November 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Biden has stuttered his entire adult life. Why list that among his deteriorations?
Buckaroo Banzai 2
Bring back Caprica, Teenage Bounty Hunters, and Étoile.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Buckaroo Banzai 2
"They say...." Really?
Rep. John McGuire: "They say more people are under slavery today than any time in human history"
November 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
"They say...." Really?
Not saying this is an unwelcome development, but the press must be thrilled to finally have a peg for their favorite "Dems in Disarray" story.
Wow — Senators Van Hollen, Smith, Murphy, Sanders, Warren, Markey, Merkley, Heinrich have created an official internal "Fight Club."
They're challenging Schumer & Gillibrand's leadership, arguing the party is using an old, corporate-friendly playbook insufficient to take on Trump or win elections.
They're challenging Schumer & Gillibrand's leadership, arguing the party is using an old, corporate-friendly playbook insufficient to take on Trump or win elections.
Chuck Schumer Faces Pushback From a ‘Fight Club’ of Senate Democrats
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Not saying this is an unwelcome development, but the press must be thrilled to finally have a peg for their favorite "Dems in Disarray" story.
Sorry folks, love ya, but no $ to Bezos.
DC average low now into the 30s and near freezing in colder suburbs. Can snow ☃️ be far behind? One of the first wintry precipitation model runs of the season today got us thinkin' 🤔 it won't be long now. A little history and updated forecast at cwg.live.
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Sorry folks, love ya, but no $ to Bezos.
Every time I start warming to Slotkin, she reminds me why I shouldn't.
Slotkin: "He's trying to distract us from the big stories of last week, the Epstein files and economy. He's tweeting 'the economy is the best it's ever been' -- amazing considering the public isn't stupid. It reminded me of Joe Biden. Biden tried to tell us for a year that the economy was great."
November 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Every time I start warming to Slotkin, she reminds me why I shouldn't.
I spatchcocked a chicken tonight to put on the grill tomorrow. The backbone came out so easily we've named it "Mike Johnson."
November 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I spatchcocked a chicken tonight to put on the grill tomorrow. The backbone came out so easily we've named it "Mike Johnson."
This man is in command of this faculties, unlike Trump. He is beyond loathsome.
Mike Johnson on Trump calling for Democrats to be executed: "Attorneys have to parse the language and determine all that."
November 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
This man is in command of this faculties, unlike Trump. He is beyond loathsome.