His Name Was Dantron
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Inside the Breakfast Carnival
Ditalini pasta with some Italian sausage grilled pretty well to get most of the fat out, Cajun grilled garlic bread and roasted Brussels sprouts. Bagged Parmesan cause my leftover mizithra cheese went bad…
December 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Ditalini pasta with some Italian sausage grilled pretty well to get most of the fat out, Cajun grilled garlic bread and roasted Brussels sprouts. Bagged Parmesan cause my leftover mizithra cheese went bad…
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there are two kinds of people on bluesky: those who are good at making jokes vs those who don’t know what jokes are
December 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
there are two kinds of people on bluesky: those who are good at making jokes vs those who don’t know what jokes are
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Big Chungus has lasted almost 20 times longer than the Confederacy
December 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Big Chungus has lasted almost 20 times longer than the Confederacy
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A happy holiday to all who celebrate
December 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
A happy holiday to all who celebrate
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when your plan was suicide by cop but then it turns out kash patel is in charge of the cops
An autopsy determined the suspect in the Brown University shooting and MIT professor's killing had been dead for two days when found.
Brown attack suspect died the two days before his body was found, autopsy finds
An autopsy has found that the man suspected in last weekend’s attack at Brown University and the fatal shooting of a Massachusetts Institute of Technology professor days later had been dead for two days when found.
bit.ly
December 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
when your plan was suicide by cop but then it turns out kash patel is in charge of the cops
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i think funny last words before they give you lethal injection would be "are you guys mad at me?"
December 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
i think funny last words before they give you lethal injection would be "are you guys mad at me?"
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HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering*
ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin
DETECTIVE:
ME: are you getting apricot notes
ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin
DETECTIVE:
ME: are you getting apricot notes
December 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering*
ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin
DETECTIVE:
ME: are you getting apricot notes
ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin
DETECTIVE:
ME: are you getting apricot notes
Grape is the only good flavor of Olipop.
December 15, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Grape is the only good flavor of Olipop.
Single digit temps absolutely tear through the charcoal but still made some incredible wings.
December 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Single digit temps absolutely tear through the charcoal but still made some incredible wings.
Made one big ass steak “taco” with copycat Taco Bell lava sauce and it absolutely rips.
December 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Made one big ass steak “taco” with copycat Taco Bell lava sauce and it absolutely rips.
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This Weeks Onion Magazine:
December 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
This Weeks Onion Magazine:
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Going on a national book tour with John Fetterman’s Unfettered called the “You Are Supposed to Think We’re Interesting Tour 2026”
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
Olivia Nuzzi’s ‘Canto’ Sells Just 1,200 Print Copies In First Week
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
www.forbes.com
December 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Going on a national book tour with John Fetterman’s Unfettered called the “You Are Supposed to Think We’re Interesting Tour 2026”
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The most compelling argument for this is that Sam was once a baby raised without ChatGPT, and look how he turned out.
FALLON: “And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
ALTMAN: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
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ALTMAN: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
@moreperfectunion.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The most compelling argument for this is that Sam was once a baby raised without ChatGPT, and look how he turned out.
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Every year time magazine names some dumbfuck as person of the year or whatever and everyone gets mad as hell which is hilarious cause its like getting mad at a boomer version of Zoobooks for being like "Horsey is animal of the year"
December 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Every year time magazine names some dumbfuck as person of the year or whatever and everyone gets mad as hell which is hilarious cause its like getting mad at a boomer version of Zoobooks for being like "Horsey is animal of the year"
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Fallon: And do you use ChatGPT when wiping your ass?
Altman: I cannot imagine wiping my ass without ChatGPT.
Fallon: *rocks with laughter for 87 seconds*
Altman: I cannot imagine wiping my ass without ChatGPT.
Fallon: *rocks with laughter for 87 seconds*
December 10, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Fallon: And do you use ChatGPT when wiping your ass?
Altman: I cannot imagine wiping my ass without ChatGPT.
Fallon: *rocks with laughter for 87 seconds*
Altman: I cannot imagine wiping my ass without ChatGPT.
Fallon: *rocks with laughter for 87 seconds*
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“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
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NORMAL PEOPLE: The Netflix/WB merger would be an unconscionable consolidation of power, and an attack on filmmaking itself.
ME: They're gonna have The Rizzler wrestle a Stranger Thing
ME: They're gonna have The Rizzler wrestle a Stranger Thing
December 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
NORMAL PEOPLE: The Netflix/WB merger would be an unconscionable consolidation of power, and an attack on filmmaking itself.
ME: They're gonna have The Rizzler wrestle a Stranger Thing
ME: They're gonna have The Rizzler wrestle a Stranger Thing
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I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.
I Am An AI Hater
I am an AI hater. This is considered rude, but I do not care, because I am a hater.
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August 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.
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“You can’t grill with the weather like that.”
December 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
“You can’t grill with the weather like that.”
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You absolutely have a first amendment right to be wrong.
You don’t have a first amendment right against being wrong, incoherent, and fully off-topic leading to a bad grade.
The fact that you’re prioritizing the fictive right to not get bad grades over opposing very real bigotry says something.
You don’t have a first amendment right against being wrong, incoherent, and fully off-topic leading to a bad grade.
The fact that you’re prioritizing the fictive right to not get bad grades over opposing very real bigotry says something.
December 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
You absolutely have a first amendment right to be wrong.
You don’t have a first amendment right against being wrong, incoherent, and fully off-topic leading to a bad grade.
The fact that you’re prioritizing the fictive right to not get bad grades over opposing very real bigotry says something.
You don’t have a first amendment right against being wrong, incoherent, and fully off-topic leading to a bad grade.
The fact that you’re prioritizing the fictive right to not get bad grades over opposing very real bigotry says something.
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
Treated myself. Before oil and after.
November 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Treated myself. Before oil and after.
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A roll of aluminum foil is maybe one of the most incredible things you will ever hold in your life. That was a creation for kings and you wrap it around food and throw it in the dumpster. You talk about planes as aluminum cans, as if both are not one of the most incredible creations in history.
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
A roll of aluminum foil is maybe one of the most incredible things you will ever hold in your life. That was a creation for kings and you wrap it around food and throw it in the dumpster. You talk about planes as aluminum cans, as if both are not one of the most incredible creations in history.