His Name Was Dantron
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Throat goat undefeated, Gm
February 11, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Throat goat undefeated, Gm
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Schumer: ball’s in your court
Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain
Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls
Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families
Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules
Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain
Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls
Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families
Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules
February 10, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Schumer: ball’s in your court
Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain
Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls
Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families
Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules
Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain
Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls
Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families
Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules
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We’re all trying to find the guy who did this
February 9, 2026 at 8:37 PM
We’re all trying to find the guy who did this
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I have been informed that when high school kids are asked a question on the spot in class, it’s a verbal meme to say “counting or not counting gang violence?”
February 9, 2026 at 3:19 AM
I have been informed that when high school kids are asked a question on the spot in class, it’s a verbal meme to say “counting or not counting gang violence?”
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I’m hearing that the TPUSA halftime show has gone Woke. “It’s Woke now,” they’re saying
February 7, 2026 at 2:31 PM
I’m hearing that the TPUSA halftime show has gone Woke. “It’s Woke now,” they’re saying
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I experienced a discharge of my ass while present in the bathroom
Such an amazing example of cop-speak:
“Orlando Police reported that one of its officers experienced an accidental discharge of their rifle when searching the building.”
“Orlando Police reported that one of its officers experienced an accidental discharge of their rifle when searching the building.”
February 7, 2026 at 1:48 PM
I experienced a discharge of my ass while present in the bathroom
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this truly is the ‘sucks to suck’ administration on top of being the ‘everybody is twelve’ administration
February 6, 2026 at 1:37 PM
this truly is the ‘sucks to suck’ administration on top of being the ‘everybody is twelve’ administration
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Sick of this!
February 5, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Sick of this!
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Well, here’s what’s gonna happen…you’re gonna get in your truck, drive down to the high school ICE protest. You’re gonna get in a shouting match with a 90 lb girl and escalate until you have 6 zoomers beating your as in a headlock. Videos of your beating are posted online. They call you MAGA Bob.
February 5, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Well, here’s what’s gonna happen…you’re gonna get in your truck, drive down to the high school ICE protest. You’re gonna get in a shouting match with a 90 lb girl and escalate until you have 6 zoomers beating your as in a headlock. Videos of your beating are posted online. They call you MAGA Bob.
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He really does look like this guy
February 4, 2026 at 6:41 PM
He really does look like this guy
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ME: I caught Monocle Guy stealing my leftovers again.
BOSS: Is that true?
MONOCLE GUY: (monocle popping off) Good heavens!!
ME: He’s not actually surprised.
BOSS: Really? He seems surprised.
MONOCLE GUY: (another monocle popping off) Dearest me!!
ME: No, he’s doing a bit.
BOSS: Hm. I don’t know
BOSS: Is that true?
MONOCLE GUY: (monocle popping off) Good heavens!!
ME: He’s not actually surprised.
BOSS: Really? He seems surprised.
MONOCLE GUY: (another monocle popping off) Dearest me!!
ME: No, he’s doing a bit.
BOSS: Hm. I don’t know
February 4, 2026 at 6:09 AM
ME: I caught Monocle Guy stealing my leftovers again.
BOSS: Is that true?
MONOCLE GUY: (monocle popping off) Good heavens!!
ME: He’s not actually surprised.
BOSS: Really? He seems surprised.
MONOCLE GUY: (another monocle popping off) Dearest me!!
ME: No, he’s doing a bit.
BOSS: Hm. I don’t know
BOSS: Is that true?
MONOCLE GUY: (monocle popping off) Good heavens!!
ME: He’s not actually surprised.
BOSS: Really? He seems surprised.
MONOCLE GUY: (another monocle popping off) Dearest me!!
ME: No, he’s doing a bit.
BOSS: Hm. I don’t know
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The state of american politics is that one major party wants to kill you while the other simply wants you to die
January 29, 2026 at 10:13 PM
The state of american politics is that one major party wants to kill you while the other simply wants you to die
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Today is the day Rob Schneider truly became a Republican.
January 29, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Today is the day Rob Schneider truly became a Republican.
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"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted “You’re watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter."
crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...
crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...
The Noise Demonstrations Keeping ICE Agents Awake at Their Hotels
Participants in the noise demonstrations targeting hotels that house federal agents in the Twin Cities recount their experiences and explain how this tactic might be employed elsewhere.
crimethinc.com
January 28, 2026 at 5:53 PM
"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted “You’re watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter."
crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...
crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...
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they're doing hand stuff at the Melania screening
January 29, 2026 at 3:57 PM
they're doing hand stuff at the Melania screening
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Protected speech made my agents murder these people, says federal official
Homan: "I begged for the last two months on TV for the rhetoric to stop. I said in March -- if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be bloodshed. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anybody die."
January 29, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Protected speech made my agents murder these people, says federal official
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Tony Dokoupil, removes glasses, thinks deeply: was the nom nom monster ever real?
Tony Dokoupil’s mother: no honey that was what we used to say before we tickled you to make you laugh
Tony Dokoupil, becoming emotional: so I’ve…just been living in fear
Tony Dokoupil’s mother: no honey that was what we used to say before we tickled you to make you laugh
Tony Dokoupil, becoming emotional: so I’ve…just been living in fear
Tuesday morning:
New CBS boss promises “huge emphasis on scoops.”
Tuesday evening:
CBS Evening News anchor interviews his mom.
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
New CBS boss promises “huge emphasis on scoops.”
Tuesday evening:
CBS Evening News anchor interviews his mom.
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
‘CBS Evening News’: Tony Dokoupil Under Fire for Interviewing His Own Mom
Viewers accuse CBS News of 'dumbing down.'
www.yahoo.com
January 28, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Tony Dokoupil, removes glasses, thinks deeply: was the nom nom monster ever real?
Tony Dokoupil’s mother: no honey that was what we used to say before we tickled you to make you laugh
Tony Dokoupil, becoming emotional: so I’ve…just been living in fear
Tony Dokoupil’s mother: no honey that was what we used to say before we tickled you to make you laugh
Tony Dokoupil, becoming emotional: so I’ve…just been living in fear
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I am introducing the Cut It Out And This Time I Really Mean It bill. It provides an additional $57 billion to the murder goons but they will agree to wear business casual Monday through Thursday and if they do any murders they have to put a dollar in this jar.
January 28, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I am introducing the Cut It Out And This Time I Really Mean It bill. It provides an additional $57 billion to the murder goons but they will agree to wear business casual Monday through Thursday and if they do any murders they have to put a dollar in this jar.
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Problem is, the chief said that on December 5. Have they been intervening? I think not. Have they been fired? I think not.
January 28, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Problem is, the chief said that on December 5. Have they been intervening? I think not. Have they been fired? I think not.
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Only Fetterman could say something I agree with in a way that still makes me want to physically harm him
January 27, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Only Fetterman could say something I agree with in a way that still makes me want to physically harm him
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This is the kind of talk that could lose soulless piece of shit racist votes
January 27, 2026 at 3:46 PM
This is the kind of talk that could lose soulless piece of shit racist votes