Krista M Burdette
@kristamarie.bsky.social
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Whenever I have a tough decision to make, I ask myself, "What would Jesus do?" Then I remember how things turned out for him, and I flip a coin.
March 16, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Whenever I have a tough decision to make, I ask myself, "What would Jesus do?" Then I remember how things turned out for him, and I flip a coin.
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2025 survival tip #17: diversify your comfort foods. Pizza one day, ramen the next. Tacos, pasta, grilled cheese. I’m just saying, if we let potatoes get burnt out on us we’ll never survive this.
March 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
2025 survival tip #17: diversify your comfort foods. Pizza one day, ramen the next. Tacos, pasta, grilled cheese. I’m just saying, if we let potatoes get burnt out on us we’ll never survive this.
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Sorry to be a little old school about it but I definitely don’t have ADHD it’s just that the fairies take and move my stuff all the time.
January 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Sorry to be a little old school about it but I definitely don’t have ADHD it’s just that the fairies take and move my stuff all the time.
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the tiny pocket inside the normal pocket of my jeans is where i keep important stuff.
[my emergency chicken nugget]
[my emergency chicken nugget]
January 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
the tiny pocket inside the normal pocket of my jeans is where i keep important stuff.
[my emergency chicken nugget]
[my emergency chicken nugget]
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Here is a nice mushroom
January 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Here is a nice mushroom
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"Aye, the sirens," says the lighthouse keeper, picking a bit of tobacco from his beard. "Some nights, when the wind is just so, I swear I can hear 'em singing." "What do they sing?" I prod him. A faraway look in his eyes, he says in a voice barely above a whisper, "Tubthumping."
January 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
"Aye, the sirens," says the lighthouse keeper, picking a bit of tobacco from his beard. "Some nights, when the wind is just so, I swear I can hear 'em singing." "What do they sing?" I prod him. A faraway look in his eyes, he says in a voice barely above a whisper, "Tubthumping."
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i would never challenge death to a pillow fight bc i’m not prepared for the reaper cushions.
January 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
i would never challenge death to a pillow fight bc i’m not prepared for the reaper cushions.
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Here are some nice mushrooms
January 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
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Here's my thought on Hegseth. No one should ever even need to bring up his sex life, drinking, or affairs: HE'S NOT QUALIFIED FOR THE JOB. That...should be more than enough.
January 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Here's my thought on Hegseth. No one should ever even need to bring up his sex life, drinking, or affairs: HE'S NOT QUALIFIED FOR THE JOB. That...should be more than enough.
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The thing to understand about Trump is like in his first term, he doesn’t want to govern. He doesn’t want to learn. He wants to campaign and look good.
Republicans know this. So there are battles going on right now to take control of the actual process of governing.
Republicans know this. So there are battles going on right now to take control of the actual process of governing.
January 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
The thing to understand about Trump is like in his first term, he doesn’t want to govern. He doesn’t want to learn. He wants to campaign and look good.
Republicans know this. So there are battles going on right now to take control of the actual process of governing.
Republicans know this. So there are battles going on right now to take control of the actual process of governing.
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Hegseth has defended war criminals & rejected international law. He’s a prominent advocate for privatizing the VA. He was forced to step down from leading two advocacy groups after repeated allegations of financial mismanagement, sexual harassment & alcohol abuse. I’m voting NO.
January 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Hegseth has defended war criminals & rejected international law. He’s a prominent advocate for privatizing the VA. He was forced to step down from leading two advocacy groups after repeated allegations of financial mismanagement, sexual harassment & alcohol abuse. I’m voting NO.
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I have a suggestion for you. In times of trouble and strife, there is therapeutic benefit in being among trees and in physical contact with them. So if you can, go hug a tree today, the bigger the better. This huge old chinkapin oak is known as The Great God Tree.
January 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I have a suggestion for you. In times of trouble and strife, there is therapeutic benefit in being among trees and in physical contact with them. So if you can, go hug a tree today, the bigger the better. This huge old chinkapin oak is known as The Great God Tree.
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If a billionaire fell in a forest and there was no one around to hear him, that would be perfect
January 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
If a billionaire fell in a forest and there was no one around to hear him, that would be perfect
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The sloths have escaped but they don’t know it yet.
January 24, 2025 at 10:13 AM
The sloths have escaped but they don’t know it yet.
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The folks obsessively posting about egg prices for the past few years have gone strangely quiet just as egg prices hit an all-time high.
January 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The folks obsessively posting about egg prices for the past few years have gone strangely quiet just as egg prices hit an all-time high.
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One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
January 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
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2025 has been my least favorite decade so far.
January 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
2025 has been my least favorite decade so far.
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Here are some nice mushrooms
January 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
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(Humming cheerfully whilst filling the coffee maker with rum)
January 23, 2025 at 1:20 PM
(Humming cheerfully whilst filling the coffee maker with rum)
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alexander graham bell: i invented the telephone!
his brother, taco: i'm working on some pretty big stuff too
his brother, taco: i'm working on some pretty big stuff too
January 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
alexander graham bell: i invented the telephone!
his brother, taco: i'm working on some pretty big stuff too
his brother, taco: i'm working on some pretty big stuff too
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It was the worst of times. It was the worst of times.
January 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
It was the worst of times. It was the worst of times.
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[first date]
"You're not into anything weird right?"
-not at all
*gestures to my ferret army to fall back*
"You're not into anything weird right?"
-not at all
*gestures to my ferret army to fall back*
January 8, 2025 at 7:07 AM
[first date]
"You're not into anything weird right?"
-not at all
*gestures to my ferret army to fall back*
"You're not into anything weird right?"
-not at all
*gestures to my ferret army to fall back*
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My superpower is I can tell whenever the coffee cups in a tv show are empty. Law & Order hasn’t seen a wet cup in 30 years.
November 25, 2024 at 1:35 AM
My superpower is I can tell whenever the coffee cups in a tv show are empty. Law & Order hasn’t seen a wet cup in 30 years.
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If anyone’s wondering what to get me for Christmas this year I’m a size 32 all expenses paid trip to a magical bookstore where the books choose me thanks so much
November 24, 2024 at 8:17 PM
If anyone’s wondering what to get me for Christmas this year I’m a size 32 all expenses paid trip to a magical bookstore where the books choose me thanks so much
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There are a lot of good sandwiches, but in the top five is the sandwich you have for breakfast the day after Thanksgiving that is just turkey, salt, and mayo on the least nutritious, most processed white bread you can find.
November 24, 2024 at 2:19 AM
There are a lot of good sandwiches, but in the top five is the sandwich you have for breakfast the day after Thanksgiving that is just turkey, salt, and mayo on the least nutritious, most processed white bread you can find.