Kenneth Robert Marlo
@krobertmarlo.bsky.social
NYC-Area Performing Artist living fully in it ... acting on screen, stage (AEA), & behind the microphone. Magic, Music, & Whimsy
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Twitch.tv/krobertmarlo - Tarot/Magic/DJing/Chat
Mixcloud.com/krobertmarlo - DJ Mixes
Time for your annual reminder that Person Of The Year is NOT an honor or an award.
It simply means “most influential in the news.”
Carry on.
It simply means “most influential in the news.”
Carry on.
BREAKING: Trump nor Charlie Kirk won Time Person of the Year!
December 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Time for your annual reminder that Person Of The Year is NOT an honor or an award.
It simply means “most influential in the news.”
Carry on.
It simply means “most influential in the news.”
Carry on.
No. Because that’s what pencils do!
December 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
No. Because that’s what pencils do!
Remember when his idiot supporters latched onto the whole “You’ll own nothing and like it” thing and screamed and screamed and screamed about it?
Pepperidge F- …. Well, you get it.
Pepperidge F- …. Well, you get it.
Trump: "You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They only need 1 or 2. They don't need that many. You always need steel. You don't need 37 dolls for your daughter. 2 or 3 is nice. So we're doing things right."
December 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Remember when his idiot supporters latched onto the whole “You’ll own nothing and like it” thing and screamed and screamed and screamed about it?
Pepperidge F- …. Well, you get it.
Pepperidge F- …. Well, you get it.
That “gingerbread men” clown everyone is dunking on here this evening is a satire/troll account, right?
….RIGHT???
….RIGHT???
December 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
That “gingerbread men” clown everyone is dunking on here this evening is a satire/troll account, right?
….RIGHT???
….RIGHT???
This is one of the most incredible nuclear roastings I’ve ever seen.
it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
This is one of the most incredible nuclear roastings I’ve ever seen.
Great, more fodder for the numpties to use when they spout, “aLL yOu’Re DoInG iS pReSsInG pLaY!” at every DJ just trying to do the damn job and go home.
new iOS update is sleek and also defaults in Music to “you must want songs transition as they would on a dance floor.” so many people will wonder why they can’t just listen to an album. Apps > Music > Song Transitions > toggle off.
December 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Great, more fodder for the numpties to use when they spout, “aLL yOu’Re DoInG iS pReSsInG pLaY!” at every DJ just trying to do the damn job and go home.
This reboot script for that one Star Trek: TNG episode is absolutely phenomenal.
terminal diarrhea, sitting on a prison toilet, his long red tie tangling in the bowl
December 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
This reboot script for that one Star Trek: TNG episode is absolutely phenomenal.
Huh. Ya know…..
<checks watch>
Right about now, the funk soul brother.
<checks watch>
Right about now, the funk soul brother.
December 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Huh. Ya know…..
<checks watch>
Right about now, the funk soul brother.
<checks watch>
Right about now, the funk soul brother.
Just like it will always be a mystery that Trump didn’t end at openly mocking that disabled journalist, I will forever be baffled how this absolute clown didn’t end at protecting Horatio Sanz.
why is it every time I see some crypto nft ai scam fuck on tv it's because they're talking to a dumbfounded jimmy fallon going "whoaa that's crazy"
December 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Just like it will always be a mystery that Trump didn’t end at openly mocking that disabled journalist, I will forever be baffled how this absolute clown didn’t end at protecting Horatio Sanz.
These are Creep Glasses, I don’t care who you are, and I will not engage with or speak to anyone wearing them.
Just like I did for the Glassholes the last time this trash was a thing.
Just like I did for the Glassholes the last time this trash was a thing.
As we reported earlier, Meta’s Ray-Ban glasses usually include an LED that lights up when the user is recording other people. One hobbyist is charging a small fee to disable that light, and has a growing list of customers around the country.
A $60 Mod to Meta’s Ray-Bans Disables Its Privacy-Protecting Recording Light
Meta’s Ray-Ban glasses usually include an LED that lights up when the user is recording other people. One hobbyist is charging a small fee to disable that light, and has a growing list of customers ar...
www.404media.co
December 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
These are Creep Glasses, I don’t care who you are, and I will not engage with or speak to anyone wearing them.
Just like I did for the Glassholes the last time this trash was a thing.
Just like I did for the Glassholes the last time this trash was a thing.
Confirmed today one of my top influences in Mentalism, who I very tearfully mourned the shocking passing of for days back in 2022, was actually a convicted sexual predator.
1992 he was a teacher of 33, & she was a student of 15.
So … wonderful.
First time one of my heroes has died twice.
1992 he was a teacher of 33, & she was a student of 15.
So … wonderful.
First time one of my heroes has died twice.
December 9, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Confirmed today one of my top influences in Mentalism, who I very tearfully mourned the shocking passing of for days back in 2022, was actually a convicted sexual predator.
1992 he was a teacher of 33, & she was a student of 15.
So … wonderful.
First time one of my heroes has died twice.
1992 he was a teacher of 33, & she was a student of 15.
So … wonderful.
First time one of my heroes has died twice.
“Ratio of 42 of Part 1 to 12 of Part 2 at last count, my lord.”
December 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
“Ratio of 42 of Part 1 to 12 of Part 2 at last count, my lord.”
Worth every penny, y’all.
Get on this one if you haven’t yet.
Get on this one if you haven’t yet.
December 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Worth every penny, y’all.
Get on this one if you haven’t yet.
Get on this one if you haven’t yet.
I replied this elsewhere, but I truly can’t get over Stallone looking like they yanked him right off the stage from playing Salieri in a local community theatre production of Amadeus.
December 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I replied this elsewhere, but I truly can’t get over Stallone looking like they yanked him right off the stage from playing Salieri in a local community theatre production of Amadeus.
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
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Just want to say fuck Donald Trump and fuck Stephen Miller and fuck Kristi Noem :-)
“The records show that Palantir is actively working on the technical infrastructure underpinning the Trump administration’s mass deportation efforts which could soon impact U.S. citizens.“
Palantir will be used to identify domestic Trump critics soon enough.
Palantir will be used to identify domestic Trump critics soon enough.
ICE Just Paid Palantir Tens of Millions for ‘Complete Target Analysis of Known Populations’
The records show that Palantir is actively working on the technical infrastructure underpinning the Trump administration’s mass deportation efforts which could soon impact U.S. citizens.
www.404media.co
December 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Just want to say fuck Donald Trump and fuck Stephen Miller and fuck Kristi Noem :-)
Should I just resign myself now to everyone only ever looking at Newsom’s equally silly pettiness instead of his terrible policy & active hatred of my trans friends?
That’s our governance now?
“May the best troll win.”
Good luck to us all, man. 🤦♂️
That’s our governance now?
“May the best troll win.”
Good luck to us all, man. 🤦♂️
December 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Should I just resign myself now to everyone only ever looking at Newsom’s equally silly pettiness instead of his terrible policy & active hatred of my trans friends?
That’s our governance now?
“May the best troll win.”
Good luck to us all, man. 🤦♂️
That’s our governance now?
“May the best troll win.”
Good luck to us all, man. 🤦♂️
Me, a Walking Lump of ADHD-Induced Word Association Games: “Well, Jesus H. Christ, Jonathan H. Gray!”
……..Pecker Wagon Queen™️
……..Pecker Wagon Queen™️
The left side of my brain after reading this: “Pussy Volkswagon Queer”!
The right side of my brain: “We can do better than that: “Schlong Bicycle Lesbian”!
Both sides of my brain: “We can both do better than that!”
Me sitting in my car in a parking lot typing this & sighing: “Why am I like this?”
The right side of my brain: “We can do better than that: “Schlong Bicycle Lesbian”!
Both sides of my brain: “We can both do better than that!”
Me sitting in my car in a parking lot typing this & sighing: “Why am I like this?”
Dick Van Dyke??? ok well Cunt Truck Homo
December 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Me, a Walking Lump of ADHD-Induced Word Association Games: “Well, Jesus H. Christ, Jonathan H. Gray!”
……..Pecker Wagon Queen™️
……..Pecker Wagon Queen™️
I have found my tarot deck that I am most comfortable reading with, and I don’t think I will ever need another one in my li-
……oh, shit.
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……oh, shit.
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For the Bene Gesserit, plans may be measured in millennia. But your destiny is yours to choose as you enter the world of Dune through this tarot deck and guide. Whether you’re seeking perspective on a...
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December 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I have found my tarot deck that I am most comfortable reading with, and I don’t think I will ever need another one in my li-
……oh, shit.
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……oh, shit.
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Laws aren't real. They exist solely on account of buy-in from society's participants. Once one side disengages, you no longer reside in a society based on laws. You live in a society based on power and armed force. I am begging folks to accept this so we can get moving.
Just legal Calvinball. Obviously lawless.
December 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Laws aren't real. They exist solely on account of buy-in from society's participants. Once one side disengages, you no longer reside in a society based on laws. You live in a society based on power and armed force. I am begging folks to accept this so we can get moving.
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
Yessssss!!!! Eat shit, Spotify, as well as every penny of your funding for war mechanisms.
With love!
With love!
ekko astral’s #spotifywrapped message for 2025. thank you AI for all you bring to us!
December 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Yessssss!!!! Eat shit, Spotify, as well as every penny of your funding for war mechanisms.
With love!
With love!
Say, Netflix, now that you’ve done the thing, I have a great idea.
There’s a show you’re about to own called Westworld. I loved it. I had to buy it because HBOMax is stupid.
They had a 5th/Final season planned.
Can you, like … call Lisa Joy & Jonathan Nolan tonight? It’s still early. They’re up.
There’s a show you’re about to own called Westworld. I loved it. I had to buy it because HBOMax is stupid.
They had a 5th/Final season planned.
Can you, like … call Lisa Joy & Jonathan Nolan tonight? It’s still early. They’re up.
December 6, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Say, Netflix, now that you’ve done the thing, I have a great idea.
There’s a show you’re about to own called Westworld. I loved it. I had to buy it because HBOMax is stupid.
They had a 5th/Final season planned.
Can you, like … call Lisa Joy & Jonathan Nolan tonight? It’s still early. They’re up.
There’s a show you’re about to own called Westworld. I loved it. I had to buy it because HBOMax is stupid.
They had a 5th/Final season planned.
Can you, like … call Lisa Joy & Jonathan Nolan tonight? It’s still early. They’re up.
FFS, just please finally have your damn Elvis Moment™️ on the bowl, and make this the Greatest Christmas Ever already.
December 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
FFS, just please finally have your damn Elvis Moment™️ on the bowl, and make this the Greatest Christmas Ever already.