Lacuna
@lacunafish.bsky.social
The kind of person who says bless you when a cat sneezes. Mostly a beta, occasionally a writer. Gen XY. SALS, DLDR, and so forth. Be excellent to each other. All ships welcome.
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#ofmd follow at own risk of seeing silly/nsfw fandom things!
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#ofmd follow at own risk of seeing silly/nsfw fandom things!
Izzy Hands (smutty)
I'll Take The Fucking Lot Of You On It's 6:00AM
December 2, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Izzy Hands (smutty)
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Today is World AIDS Day, a day that reminds me of the decades-long fight for dignity, science, and compassion. We’ve come so far because activists, researchers, and communities refused to be ignored.
December 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Today is World AIDS Day, a day that reminds me of the decades-long fight for dignity, science, and compassion. We’ve come so far because activists, researchers, and communities refused to be ignored.
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When no one wanted to know about AIDS, when the government didn't care about the death of so many gay men, when everyone wanted to look away, this was the energy Elizabeth Taylor brought for real. She *meant* it. It's a beautiful thing, this energy.
December 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
When no one wanted to know about AIDS, when the government didn't care about the death of so many gay men, when everyone wanted to look away, this was the energy Elizabeth Taylor brought for real. She *meant* it. It's a beautiful thing, this energy.
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
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Just a holiday reminder! 😂
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Just a holiday reminder! 😂
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this is part of why izzy hands had to quit drinking
Square Up To The Hardest Cunt In The Pub, And Tell Him He Has Beautiful Eyes It's 9:00AM
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 AM
this is part of why izzy hands had to quit drinking
You’ve been kidnapped, the characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
I’ll probably die, but also this is my best chance to ever get to taste a food pun special burger, so I’m down for this.
I’ll probably die, but also this is my best chance to ever get to taste a food pun special burger, so I’m down for this.
November 27, 2025 at 7:34 AM
You’ve been kidnapped, the characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
I’ll probably die, but also this is my best chance to ever get to taste a food pun special burger, so I’m down for this.
I’ll probably die, but also this is my best chance to ever get to taste a food pun special burger, so I’m down for this.
Gmork in a familiar sharp fear way, and the Sphynxes in a much slower horrible dread and inevitability way.
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Gmork in a familiar sharp fear way, and the Sphynxes in a much slower horrible dread and inevitability way.
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You Are Witnessing A Great Becoming, Charlie Brown
October 26, 2025 at 1:11 PM
You Are Witnessing A Great Becoming, Charlie Brown
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They never tell you that the dishes are made of stardust, too.
I'm made of stardust, but I still have to do chores.
November 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
They never tell you that the dishes are made of stardust, too.
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I've been staring at the wall thinking the phrase "well-seasoned asshole" for 20 minutes
November 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I've been staring at the wall thinking the phrase "well-seasoned asshole" for 20 minutes
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People also used to put on a tie when being interviewed on national television.
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
People also used to put on a tie when being interviewed on national television.
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“They attacked art first, for a reason.”
November 21, 2025 at 3:58 AM
“They attacked art first, for a reason.”
STIZZY
PLEASE 🥺
I ask for so little
PLEASE 🥺
I ask for so little
November 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
STIZZY
PLEASE 🥺
I ask for so little
PLEASE 🥺
I ask for so little
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I wrote this piece because I only learned about pelvic floors a few years ago, despite having had one all my life. And then it turned out to be where I store all my issues. And then that turned out to be true for a lot of people www.wired.com/story/the-pe...
The Pelvic Floor Is a Problem
Everyone’s suddenly obsessed with the pelvic floor—physical therapists, MAHA influencers, me. Could this deeply misunderstood body part really be the seat of so much modern dysfunction?
www.wired.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I wrote this piece because I only learned about pelvic floors a few years ago, despite having had one all my life. And then it turned out to be where I store all my issues. And then that turned out to be true for a lot of people www.wired.com/story/the-pe...
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Izzy Hands!
November 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Izzy Hands!
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The use of AI for things like theoretical "public art" is so interesting, because it shows that there are a lot of people that don't understand what art is for, or indeed the concept of the beautiful. AI cannot produce art because it has no consciouness, no soul, so it can't produce the beautiful.
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The use of AI for things like theoretical "public art" is so interesting, because it shows that there are a lot of people that don't understand what art is for, or indeed the concept of the beautiful. AI cannot produce art because it has no consciouness, no soul, so it can't produce the beautiful.
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Michael Sheen's Creepy Granddad-Style Beard, Covered In Jizz. It's 4:00AM
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Michael Sheen's Creepy Granddad-Style Beard, Covered In Jizz. It's 4:00AM
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Frida to show @lacunafish.bsky.social shes real!
November 13, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Frida to show @lacunafish.bsky.social shes real!
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Daniel Molloy
(artist’s rendering)
November 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Daniel Molloy