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lanternsglow.bsky.social
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@lanternsglow.bsky.social
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sleepy bear writing lots of gay shit and loving it * he/they/bear*

https://archiveofourown.org/users/ShadyLantern
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cmddog.com
yayy Brell is naked! this what we wanted to happen!!
Digital furry porn comic. Panel 1: Cantio: "Okay, you heard him, pants off, dicks out" Brell: "Yeahh right, you're... not... going to..." Cantio the coyote, Panko the deer, Grotto the opossum, and Maki the maned wolf are all taking off their pants revealing their hardening dicks. Grotto is blushing hard as he does this, and Panko is blushing lightly. Brell is staring in disbelief and the small bulge in his underwear grows. Panel 2: Brell is shocked and blushing while saying "what the fuck", Maki can be seen grabbing his big uncut cock, Panel 3: Brell: "Guys I'm not a pornstar this will be like so underwhelming!!" Maki: "We want to see it so bad man" Brell: "Um. Okay." Brell is shown pulling his legs up closer to himself and hiding his bulge and blushing and looking nervous. Panel 4: Cantio: "Heck yeah let's get that underwear off!" Panko: "Yeah!" "Maki: "Naked bat naked bat!!" Cantio is grabbing Brell's underwear and pulling it down, revealing the base of Brell's penis. Cantio's dick is hard and twitching and his tail is wagging. Panel 5: Cantio: "There you go! Naked bat!" Maki: "Oh dude nice" Grotto: "Yoooooooooo" Panko: "You look good Brell!!" Grotto: "Fuck yes fuck yes fuck yes fuck yes" Cantio has pulled Brell's underwear totally off and Brell's little penis has popped into view, causing Brell to blush even harder. Panel 6: Brell: "Uhhh..... so... what do I... ...do." Brell is nervously laughing and chirping as he blushes and gives everyone a good view of his small hard dick and big balls. Cantio jerking off is slightly in view. #furry #furryart #nsfw
January 10, 2026 at 5:05 AM
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extrafabulous.bsky.social
January 4, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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allisonpregler.bsky.social
As someone who was deeply unsettled by this as a kid, I must again ask: what the hell were the people who made Timmy the Tooth thinking??
Timmy the Tooth and his toothbrush dog thing. They are puppets. Every episode felt like a fever dream.
January 1, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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cantinasounds.bsky.social
"Ewok Celebration", aka "Yub Nub" (which means "Freedom", take note Aretha), was replaced by "Victory Celebration" in the 1997 Special Edition of Return of the Jedi. It was written by John Williams, with lyrics by Joseph Williams, translated into Ewokese by Ben Burtt.
December 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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writervrai.bsky.social
Remember the reason for the season
A blonde woman narrating across all four images. "Two thousand years ago on the night of a shooting star," Mary in a manger with twins. "...my mother, Mary...." Mary with twin babies. "...delivered twins, Jesus Christ and Camilla." A baby with fangs. "I was a fanged vampire from birth."
December 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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witchytq.bsky.social
he eated your house plant :3

[my newest lil OC]
a small white marshmallow like bunny character with rosey cheeks and pale red eyes sitting on a puffed leaf.
December 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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ayshaufarah.bsky.social
I feel like what publishers took away from Baldur’s Gate’s success is that every game needs to have like 5000 hours of content, instead of the much more valuable takeaway imo: you need to let players have sex with a demon lady and a man who turns into a bear
September 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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ewacat.bsky.social
This is my favourite Mulder & Scully moment in all of season one
December 17, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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morkborg.com
The ultimate edition
lettuces.bsky.social Lett @lettuces.bsky.social · Dec 9
I fucked up my copy of @morkborg.com 🩶🖤🩶
December 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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nohr.se
I was offered to buy an ad in Sweden’s major rpg magazine’s Christmas issue and because I make informed financial decisions I got myself a full-pager.

“Gifts for all naughty kids”, it says. And then big: “Yellow Christmas.”

Now please buy stuff at pittrapshop.com to help me fix this.
December 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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desertbus.org
It was nice hanging with all of you today and guarding the Dawn! Tune in again tomorrow, and don't forgot to submit your local good news stories at goodnews.desertbus.org
the new Dawn Good News logo by Andrew. The alternating background of orange and yellow bursting from the center with a happy sun, some clouds, and a white mug that also looked like a rolled up newspaper. The words "Dawn Good News" are going around the outside of the sun.
November 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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loottheroom.bsky.social
As promised, I've bundled together everything I've released on itch for @morkborg.com. 7 adventures, 2 pamphlet adventures, 2 soundtracks, and a short story for £50, or 34% off everything (because it makes the £10 adventures £6.60 and that's fun).

itch.io/s/167473/mrk... #ttrpg #osr
A screenshot of a sale/bundle on itch
November 14, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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morkborg.com
Hey, do you like violent video games? Because the alpha demo playtest of MÖRK BORG Heresy Supreme is now LIVE on Steam.

store.steampowered.com/app/3216800/...
MÖRK BORG Heresy Supreme on Steam
MÖRK BORG Heresy Supreme is a doom-metal action RPG set in the world of MÖRK BORG. Wretched antiheroes explore a side-scrolling, semi-procedural grimdark fantasy world, searching for a way to prevent ...
store.steampowered.com
November 6, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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morkborg.com
Heavy-as-shit Dread Risen art by the illustration powerhouse Niklas Brandt
November 5, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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jacobburgess.bsky.social
Shout out to everyone doing it tired.

"It" here also includes resting, taking care of yourself, and having a little treat.
October 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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sick1y.bsky.social
I don’t want to body shame but why is my cat shaped like this

he looks like a discarded muppet
a tabby cat posed in a way that his neck looks extremely long
October 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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paperbackparadise.bsky.social
Book cover for the classic alien abduction book Communion that features a ‘grey’ alien face with a slight smirk. Title and copy read: THE ALIEN THAT SUCKED ME DRY A MALE ALIEN BLEW ME AND IT WAS SO GOOD I'M GAY NOW BY DEVIN HERTING LADIES, YOU'LL JUST NEVER UNDERSTAND
January 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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obviousplant.bsky.social
Your New Hobby! Which will it be?
September 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com
Good morning! It's Pizzamas, and that means I can finally tell people about THIS:
pizzamas.com/collections/...

I wrote another Pizzamas Dungeons and Dragons adventure!

It's got tons of Nerdfighter references (and a few just for the LRR fans, heh heh), jokes and a message board!
Pizzamas One Shot - Part II
Did you absolutely love the first adventure? Well we’ve got a new one cooked up for you! Now with some new pre-gen characters and packed with a whole lot of excitement! Are you a DM? If you purchase t...
pizzamas.com
September 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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sick1y.bsky.social
Paul Saunders rt if you agree
September 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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tendermiasma.com
Riling up the bear
September 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
New signed kitty cat comic prints now available
September 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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drewwise.bsky.social
🩷 𝕥𝕒𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒 𝕟𝕚𝕔𝕖 𝕨𝕒𝕝𝕜 🏙️
October 29, 2024 at 9:16 PM
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witchytq.bsky.social
chat made me cry while announcing this.

mark your calendar and come by for our 57~ hour long stream weekend 🖤✨
[text] support-a-thon sep 19th-21st. games, giveaways, adopt a bun, and more! goal? help witchy reduce massive debt. [smaller text] like, really massive. [image] a fantasy version of witchy holding her mascot rabbit coloured to match a cinnamon role on the left and a green bunny being held by fingers on the right; her communities represented when they misbehave.
August 24, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek The Next Generation scene and we're on 'da bridge, down near the laid back chairs where one would navigate the ship. But the bridge is EMPTY OF OTHERS except for Dr Crusher. Where is everyone? We'll never know. Back to Bev, she's standing in the first picture and then in the second frame sits in the chair looking puzzled and stressed, while red alert lights shine all around. Closed caption reads, "If there's nothing wrong with me... maybe there's something wrong with the universe." Alt in picture one!
August 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM