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40% of Bluesky have been contestants on Jeopardy making us a very smart website but all of them came in third so its not like that impressive
January 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
40% of Bluesky have been contestants on Jeopardy making us a very smart website but all of them came in third so its not like that impressive
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more like ai fart-ups if you ask me
January 5, 2026 at 5:39 AM
more like ai fart-ups if you ask me
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Lucy’s New Year’s resolution: eat more spaghetti
January 5, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Lucy’s New Year’s resolution: eat more spaghetti
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guy who found god in prison: life is hard but through his grace we can conquer all
atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science
guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science
guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM
guy who found god in prison: life is hard but through his grace we can conquer all
atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science
guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science
guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
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They literally just wanted cool footage of them capturing Maduro and blowing up Caracas and that was the extent of the plan here.
Trump to Fox & Friends on the raid that captured Maduro: "I mean, I watched it literally l like I was watching a television show. If you would've seen the speed, the violence -- it was an amazing thing."
January 3, 2026 at 3:12 PM
They literally just wanted cool footage of them capturing Maduro and blowing up Caracas and that was the extent of the plan here.
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To summarize:
1.) Kidnap Maduro
2.) Declare we're occupying the country and taking the oil.
3.) ??????? Where are the troops? The oil is too expensive??
4.) ??????
5.) GREAT FASCIST VICTORY FOR GENERALIISSAMO TRUMP
1.) Kidnap Maduro
2.) Declare we're occupying the country and taking the oil.
3.) ??????? Where are the troops? The oil is too expensive??
4.) ??????
5.) GREAT FASCIST VICTORY FOR GENERALIISSAMO TRUMP
January 3, 2026 at 5:50 PM
To summarize:
1.) Kidnap Maduro
2.) Declare we're occupying the country and taking the oil.
3.) ??????? Where are the troops? The oil is too expensive??
4.) ??????
5.) GREAT FASCIST VICTORY FOR GENERALIISSAMO TRUMP
1.) Kidnap Maduro
2.) Declare we're occupying the country and taking the oil.
3.) ??????? Where are the troops? The oil is too expensive??
4.) ??????
5.) GREAT FASCIST VICTORY FOR GENERALIISSAMO TRUMP
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Me, pantsless, to the employees of the Home Depot paint department
January 3, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Me, pantsless, to the employees of the Home Depot paint department
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We had a good run
2026 could be great. We simply don't know.
January 3, 2026 at 4:08 PM
We had a good run
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Go pound sand? Maybe I will
*creates beautiful glass*
*creates beautiful glass*
January 2, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Go pound sand? Maybe I will
*creates beautiful glass*
*creates beautiful glass*
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what ive been saying
Can we normalize dabbing?
January 2, 2026 at 6:42 AM
what ive been saying
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This year I’m gonna kinda do my thing
January 1, 2026 at 5:32 AM
This year I’m gonna kinda do my thing
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BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
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Ok, I'm locked in.
December 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Ok, I'm locked in.
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the heart, the soul
December 31, 2025 at 5:37 AM
the heart, the soul
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this is really bumming me out
TRUMP MOBILE DELAYS PLAN TO LAUNCH GOLD-COLOURED SMARTPHONE: FT
December 31, 2025 at 5:41 AM
this is really bumming me out
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
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Palantir. Sauron. CyberDyne. Blackrock. Mr Beast Inc. Cerberus. Blackwater. Anduril. Citizen. Citadel. Gilead. Bain Capital. Darktrace. Oracle. Umbra.
December 29, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Palantir. Sauron. CyberDyne. Blackrock. Mr Beast Inc. Cerberus. Blackwater. Anduril. Citizen. Citadel. Gilead. Bain Capital. Darktrace. Oracle. Umbra.
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Pop Tart the Terrible and His Son Pop Tart
December 28, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Pop Tart the Terrible and His Son Pop Tart
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Buttons are back. Knobs are back. Dumb devices are back. Own-it-forever software is back. Print is back. Personal websites and chronological feeds are back. Touching grass is back. People keep saying 2015, but it’s not far enough. The entire 2010s were a mistake. We must retvrn to… 2009.
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its senses.
Rejoice! Carmakers Are Embracing Physical Buttons Again
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its…
wrd.cm
December 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Buttons are back. Knobs are back. Dumb devices are back. Own-it-forever software is back. Print is back. Personal websites and chronological feeds are back. Touching grass is back. People keep saying 2015, but it’s not far enough. The entire 2010s were a mistake. We must retvrn to… 2009.
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Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes ham sniffers
December 28, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes ham sniffers
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will drop anything anytime to suck down a dank ass curry
December 28, 2025 at 6:09 AM
will drop anything anytime to suck down a dank ass curry
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Missed my interview at Random House because I guessed wrong.
December 27, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Missed my interview at Random House because I guessed wrong.