Lars Ericson
@larsericson.bsky.social
Poker Player. Wedding officiant. Jeopardy loser. Drinker. Mets fan. Opera fan. Not necessarily in that order. Oakland, CA. He/him.
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Legit thought this was The Onion
Trump Gets Up, Walks Away From Meeting To Stare Out Window At Ballroom
Trump Gets Up, Walks Away From Meeting To Stare Out Window At Ballroom
Trump Gets Up, Walks Away From Meeting To Stare Out Window At Ballroom
www.huffpost.com
January 10, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Legit thought this was The Onion
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It sounds like comically specific hyperbole but it is verifiably true that in the same year Elon Musk predicted fully autonomous taxis serving half the nation, what actually happened was his chatbot became a pedophile
January 2, 2026 at 1:21 AM
It sounds like comically specific hyperbole but it is verifiably true that in the same year Elon Musk predicted fully autonomous taxis serving half the nation, what actually happened was his chatbot became a pedophile
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“Scrivener - use AI.”
Scrivener: “I would prefer not to.”
Scrivener: “I would prefer not to.”
November 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
“Scrivener - use AI.”
Scrivener: “I would prefer not to.”
Scrivener: “I would prefer not to.”
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I’m enjoying the games and the drama, but I honestly believe if I was a real fan of either of these teams I’d be dead from a coronary.
November 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I’m enjoying the games and the drama, but I honestly believe if I was a real fan of either of these teams I’d be dead from a coronary.
@caseynewton.bsky.social the segment on Alexa with the Amazon VP was fun but he missed the point that all the ad stuff isn’t new to Alexa+; it’s been that way forever. I got rid of the echo show in my kitchen because there was no way to turn off the ads. Would have paid more for a no-ad version.
August 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
@caseynewton.bsky.social the segment on Alexa with the Amazon VP was fun but he missed the point that all the ad stuff isn’t new to Alexa+; it’s been that way forever. I got rid of the echo show in my kitchen because there was no way to turn off the ads. Would have paid more for a no-ad version.
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Nice to see Cuomo finally being a team player and campaigning for Zohran
July 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Nice to see Cuomo finally being a team player and campaigning for Zohran
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@Mets tweeted
A message from The Captain to the Polar Bear. 🫡🐻❄️ https://t.co/YtLGs5rfKe
A message from The Captain to the Polar Bear. 🫡🐻❄️ https://t.co/YtLGs5rfKe
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@Mets tweeted
A message from The Captain to the Polar Bear. 🫡🐻❄️ https://t.co/YtLGs5rfKe
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June 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
@Mets tweeted
A message from The Captain to the Polar Bear. 🫡🐻❄️ https://t.co/YtLGs5rfKe
A message from The Captain to the Polar Bear. 🫡🐻❄️ https://t.co/YtLGs5rfKe
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
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Bless these young people posting "movie you've watched more that 6 times" memes.
Before streaming, when we only had a VHS collection to rely on, we watched *EVERY* movie a dozen times. THERE WERE NO OTHER MOVIES AVAILABLE.
Christ, I've seen Police Academy 3 more than six times.
Before streaming, when we only had a VHS collection to rely on, we watched *EVERY* movie a dozen times. THERE WERE NO OTHER MOVIES AVAILABLE.
Christ, I've seen Police Academy 3 more than six times.
April 26, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Bless these young people posting "movie you've watched more that 6 times" memes.
Before streaming, when we only had a VHS collection to rely on, we watched *EVERY* movie a dozen times. THERE WERE NO OTHER MOVIES AVAILABLE.
Christ, I've seen Police Academy 3 more than six times.
Before streaming, when we only had a VHS collection to rely on, we watched *EVERY* movie a dozen times. THERE WERE NO OTHER MOVIES AVAILABLE.
Christ, I've seen Police Academy 3 more than six times.
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Anticipated a lot of cruelties, but "Trump will expel toddlers with cancer who are citizens before 100 days is up" feels insane to type even as it is literally true.
April 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Anticipated a lot of cruelties, but "Trump will expel toddlers with cancer who are citizens before 100 days is up" feels insane to type even as it is literally true.
Gary: Can he hit a home run in the middle of a game? Or just the beginning and end?
Francisco Lindor:
www.mlb.com/gameday/7782...
Francisco Lindor:
www.mlb.com/gameday/7782...
Highlight: Phillies at Mets (04/21/2025) | MLB Gameday
Follow MLB results with FREE live box scores, pitch-by-pitch strikezone info, and Statcast data for Phillies vs. Mets at Citi Field
www.mlb.com
April 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Gary: Can he hit a home run in the middle of a game? Or just the beginning and end?
Francisco Lindor:
www.mlb.com/gameday/7782...
Francisco Lindor:
www.mlb.com/gameday/7782...
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Need to get a job in the MLB replay center. You just get to sit around all day, getting paid to watch baseball and tell umpires they were wrong on a call. If that's not living the American dream, I'm not sure what is.
April 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Need to get a job in the MLB replay center. You just get to sit around all day, getting paid to watch baseball and tell umpires they were wrong on a call. If that's not living the American dream, I'm not sure what is.
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He is risen
April 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
He is risen
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You all need to treat Harry Potter IP like we’re treating the Tesla brand.
April 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
You all need to treat Harry Potter IP like we’re treating the Tesla brand.
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oh your neighborhood has five guys burgers? haha yeah I guess that does sound like a lot of guys
March 12, 2024 at 6:29 PM
oh your neighborhood has five guys burgers? haha yeah I guess that does sound like a lot of guys
Aaand mlb.tv is down for opening day, but it’s probably AWS’s fault. At least the Big Inning stream is working.
The Official Site of Major League Baseball
Coverage includes audio and video clips, interviews, statistics, schedules and exclusive stories.
mlb.tv
March 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Aaand mlb.tv is down for opening day, but it’s probably AWS’s fault. At least the Big Inning stream is working.
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Report: Oh, Fuck Yeah, Egg Yolk Dripping All Over Sandwich
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March 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Report: Oh, Fuck Yeah, Egg Yolk Dripping All Over Sandwich
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theonion.com/report-...
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YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work
March 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work
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new saddest six word story just dropped
March 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
new saddest six word story just dropped
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old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
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ME: Look man, you’re a great proctologist, I just think you’d be happier if you went to see this great clown Pagliacci, they say he’s a local professional in disguise
BUTT DOCTOR:
BUTT DOCTOR:
February 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
ME: Look man, you’re a great proctologist, I just think you’d be happier if you went to see this great clown Pagliacci, they say he’s a local professional in disguise
BUTT DOCTOR:
BUTT DOCTOR:
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You: They did the math.
Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ
You: What was that?
Me: Nothing.
Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ
Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ
You: What was that?
Me: Nothing.
Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ
February 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
You: They did the math.
Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ
You: What was that?
Me: Nothing.
Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ
Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ
You: What was that?
Me: Nothing.
Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ
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The internet when seeing one person didn't vote for Ichiro.
January 22, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The internet when seeing one person didn't vote for Ichiro.