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Once upon a time I was Teacher Lauren. I'm still not here for your bullshit.
@prophiphop.bsky.social I also can't stand Christmas music. Thanksgiving thru New Year's was sonic HELL when I worked retail.
December 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen

GWAR
Rob Zombie
Santana
Gary Clark Jr.
Rodrigo y Gabriela
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
Parliament Funkadelic
Nas
GWAR
Outkast
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —

BB King
Thundercat
Dave Brubeck
Van Halen
Cher
November 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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🚨 New directive NSPM-7 targets "anti-capitalism," “anti-Christian,” and “anti-American" opinions as indicators of extremist violence, authorizing an army of 4,000 counter-terrorism officers to prevent crimes that haven't happened:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trumps-nsp...
Trump’s NSPM-7 Labels Common Beliefs As Terrorism “Indicators”
New order targets “anti-Christian,” “anti-American,” and “anti-capitalism” opinions
www.kenklippenstein.com
September 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
@emmavigeland.bsky.social @mattlech.bsky.social talking about trump on the stopped escalator has me visualizing Tooms from the X Files.
September 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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LOL
September 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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a neon sign that says make a wish in yellow
ALT: a neon sign that says make a wish in yellow
media.tenor.com
August 30, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Slightly diminish a band:

Jog the Jewels
Slightly diminish a band: Tuppence None the Richer
Slightly diminish a band: CRT Soundsystem
August 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Slightly diminish a band:

Pout Against the Machine
Slightly diminish a band:

Talc Temple Pilots
Slightly diminish a band: The Comically Hip
August 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
And they're touring.

I'm taking my sister to see them later this year. It's going to be like the worst high school reunion you can imagine.
The guys from Blink 182 are in their 50's now.

*Runs away*
July 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
My mother, who was legally blind due to Graves disease/thyroid eye disease, was considered "able to work" and denied her disability claim. She couldn't drive, read, you name it.

Who determines who is "able bodied," Gym? And who the fuck is this cretin to speak on morals?
Jim Jordan: "If there's an able-bodied adult out there now who is in our welfare system, guess what -- that person is going to have to work ... that is far from immoral."
July 9, 2025 at 12:59 PM
@joshgondelman.bsky.social just saw you're coming to the borscht belt festival and I'm kvelling
June 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.
June 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Why did JD Vance kill the pope is what I want to know
April 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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I must say I no longer believe that this is reminiscent of the Nazi playbook, I believe they’re using the Nazi playbook - offshore extermination and concentration camps, targeting people on basis of race and manufactured legality, academic onslaught, media, gender policing it’s all there.
April 15, 2025 at 12:50 PM
My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
April 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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This is a big deal. Spread the word. But it’s tiny compared to the totality of what’s happening at NIH. Cure Research for all cancers, Alzheimer’s, everything is being gutted. Intentionally. It’s all getting burned to the ground but the news isn’t getting out. The new cures won’t be there for you.
April 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Hey @repmoskowitz.bsky.social

NOT IN OUR NAME

a legal green card holder

Who was a student of the university in question

Exercising his 1A rights

Shouldn’t have his civil rights abrogated because you disagree with him, no matter how shitty your politics are.

That’s not how rights work.
Rep. Jared Moskowitz (D-FL) says "I support this administration" regarding Mahmoud Khalil.

"If you‘re here on a tourist visa and you‘re going to Hamas rally, then yeah, you probably shouldn‘t be here anymore. You should get due process in this country, but you probably shouldn‘t be here anymore."
March 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
March 6, 2025 at 11:36 AM
WHAT
March 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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It's Shut The Fuck Up Friday! NEVER TALK TO THE POLICE/ICE/FEDS!!

KNOW YOUR RIGHTS

If the feds show up to your house- 1. stfu & 2 only thing you say is “I am not speaking to you, my lawyer will contact you.”

If they pull you over, stfu

If they call you, stfu

If this happens, call your local NLG
February 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Did you know the Department of Education has a site for people to snitch on DEI in schools?

Would be a real shame if this got spammed with bullshit.
February 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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The Heritage Foundation ghouls want to know what YOU think about the illegal DOGE effort to destroy the American government! Let them know!

secured.heritage.org/the-heritage...
The Heritage DOGE Survey | The Heritage Foundation
secured.heritage.org
February 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM