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Just a big ol' dork
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Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?

Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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The federal government has replaced governance with the manufacture of sadistic content for a droopy boomer cable news addict and suburban dipshits who've been driven insane by their phones. Not what you want, but it is kind of funny that they're so bad at it. www.washingtonpost.com/technology/i...
We read thousands of internal ICE chats. They show how officials make raids go viral
Thousands of internal ICE messages show how its public affairs team has coordinated with the White House to satisfy Trump administration demands for viral arrest videos
www.washingtonpost.com
December 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Friday sleetfest let's gooooo (this is just one run of the GFS and is not locked in)
December 24, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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So many bad takes
December 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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I made a collage with over 300 PlayStation 1 save icons that together form the PlayStation logo.
December 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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#NASA's #Mars #Curiosity rover

2025-12-18 17:22:49 UTC Sol 4752: Right Navigation Camera

mars.nasa.gov/raw_images/1...

NASA/JPL-Caltech/j. Roger
December 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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It's not three more years. It's a lifetime! This is just how things work now! Donald Trump is not the last republican president, there's going to be another one!
The Cracker Barrel thing was THIS YEAR. We have three more years of this shit. Anybody who makes it to 2028 without looking like Nosferatu will be required by the state to start a skincare brand.
December 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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…including with them spreading weird baseless rumors that he as an adult plays with porcelain dolls and b) that President Trump would EVER mock him behind his back as awkward and weird (he has)
December 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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In a profile of Stephen Miller with @swin24.bsky.social, we reported he’s privately laughed off immigrant families’ “sob stories.”

www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Speaking last night on Fox about the spiked CECOT story, Miller laughed about how ‘60 Minutes’ is “trying to tell sob stories."
December 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Remember the 1920s when nobody was left-handed
December 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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I don’t wanna sound partisan but I think it’s bad when the president keeps raging publicly about free speech and late night comedy he doesn’t like and threatening state censorship all the time, and also using language that is easily construed as calling for someone’s death
O come, all ye faithful.
The President is posting.
December 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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ICE is on Alert. They have been tipped off about a foreigner who will enter the country in the next few days. He is believed to be from the North Pole and driving a vehicle which is unlicensed and has an expired registration. He will probably be arrested, violently. What’s more he is a socialist.
December 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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"everyone is 12" theory is only going to become more relevant
December 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Stephen Miller finds it impossible for anyone else to consider immigrants as human beings so he's happy to go on air and say "would those journalists host the people we deported for a night to keep them out of torture prison?" as though getting people out wasn't exactly the point of the reporting.
December 24, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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New old hole just dropped
Brave a 60-foot ladder descent and squeeze through the Florida Keyhole as this challenging three-hour underground adventure returns January 10.
Descend into darkness: Carlsbad Caverns brings back thrilling Lower Cave Tour
www.abqjournal.com
December 24, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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The new pc case arrived!

Just gotta wait for the other parts and we're gaming
December 24, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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Across the government, Trump officials and big-dollar donors are raking in all kinds of money or favors. But Democratic leadership has prioritized protecting their own corrupt incumbents and the party’s personal insider trading opportunities.
From our friends at @revolvingdoordc.bsky.social:
House Democrats Squander the Opportunity of Trumpian Corruption - The American Prospect
Democrats have a golden opportunity to be the anti-corruption party, but the House caucus is not seizing it.
prospect.org
December 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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The GOP "healthcare plan," if they ever come out with one, is going to be "Peloton is 80% off and only the rich get chemo."

The point of RFKism is that healthcare is a consumer choice, and the right choice is Instagram woo. If you didn't go to the Equinox juice bar the ensuing cancer is your fault.
Another new a16z idea: giving letters of medical necessity to anybody so they can commit tax fraud

Between funding social media bot farms, crypto, and prediction markets, this company represents the new era where tech is mostly just for fraud
December 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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thinking of the fugitive slave act and people who profited from it
NEW: A variety of military and intelligence contractors have already signed on to help ICE's immigrant bounty hunter program. A review of procurement data shows 10 companies stand to make up to *ONE BILLION* dollars from the program by 2027. theintercept.com/2025/12/23/i...
10 Companies Have Already Made $1 Million as ICE Bounty Hunters. We Found Them.
And they stand to make millions more in cash bonuses for surveilling and tracking immigrants in service of ICE’s deportation machine.
theintercept.com
December 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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The world has finally created potions, from acclaimed novel The Witcher
I have discovered an “herbal energy drink” in the South called Dr. Enuf that is equal parts caffeine, ginseng, guarana and red 40 and it truly makes me feel like the top of my head is about to fly off
December 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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still fucks
December 23, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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he has his candy and his game
December 23, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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dear pedo rapist friend larry,

the president is a pedo rapist and his lack of pedo rapist solidarity upsets me. but, hey, we got our dream: pedo rapist president. the arc of history is long but it bends towards pedo rapists destroying all of society.

your friend,
jeffrey epstein vacation emails
December 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM