alice
@lightupwrists.bsky.social
paper bag princess
🏳️⚧️ she/her
🏳️⚧️ she/her
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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manifesting:
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🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
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🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
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December 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
manifesting:
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🕯 🕯
🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
🕯 🕯
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🕯 🕯
🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
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mindfulness? are you kidding me? I would throw my brain against the wall if I could
December 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
mindfulness? are you kidding me? I would throw my brain against the wall if I could
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"Hey, we ARE using shit in the kitchen. But don't worry, the actual dishes won't have shit in them. It's just the kitchen where we make the dishes that has the shit."
December 16, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"Hey, we ARE using shit in the kitchen. But don't worry, the actual dishes won't have shit in them. It's just the kitchen where we make the dishes that has the shit."
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oh my god miss piggy. oh my god. theyre streaming it on twitch she's crushing his lil geoff live on stream
December 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
oh my god miss piggy. oh my god. theyre streaming it on twitch she's crushing his lil geoff live on stream
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work–life balance but it’s measured on the same scale they used in the ancient Egyptian “weighing of the heart”, so my workload cannot exceed the spiritual weight of a single feather
December 10, 2025 at 12:07 PM
work–life balance but it’s measured on the same scale they used in the ancient Egyptian “weighing of the heart”, so my workload cannot exceed the spiritual weight of a single feather
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-cocks gun- website's haunted
October 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
-cocks gun- website's haunted
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in a deep meditative state willing all the microplastics in my body to form a shape of my choosing (tamagotchi)
October 25, 2023 at 9:15 PM
in a deep meditative state willing all the microplastics in my body to form a shape of my choosing (tamagotchi)
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getting reticulated must feel so good if you're a spline
October 11, 2025 at 6:33 AM
getting reticulated must feel so good if you're a spline
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trans people just want to be able to live their lives and cis people are like "due to this we need to do mandatory genital inspections to children playing sports". im sorry but the problem is cis people
September 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
trans people just want to be able to live their lives and cis people are like "due to this we need to do mandatory genital inspections to children playing sports". im sorry but the problem is cis people
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THEY DEFORMED ME, COOP. REDUCED ME DOWN TO ONLY MY MOST RECOGNIZABLE CHARACTERISTICS. I’M A CUTESY SHELL OF MY FORMER SELF. THE BOYS AT QUANTICO ARE CALLING ME A “CHEE-BEE.” I’M SEVEN CENTIMETERS TALL, COOP. 150 GRAMS OF VINYL PLASTIC.
September 20, 2025 at 1:17 PM
THEY DEFORMED ME, COOP. REDUCED ME DOWN TO ONLY MY MOST RECOGNIZABLE CHARACTERISTICS. I’M A CUTESY SHELL OF MY FORMER SELF. THE BOYS AT QUANTICO ARE CALLING ME A “CHEE-BEE.” I’M SEVEN CENTIMETERS TALL, COOP. 150 GRAMS OF VINYL PLASTIC.
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I'd like to see your email try to find me
September 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I'd like to see your email try to find me
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the angel on my right shoulder: maybe we should put the phone down
the devil on my left shoulder: (wearing backwards hat) keep scrollin scrollin scrollin scrollin WHAT
the devil on my left shoulder: (wearing backwards hat) keep scrollin scrollin scrollin scrollin WHAT
September 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
the angel on my right shoulder: maybe we should put the phone down
the devil on my left shoulder: (wearing backwards hat) keep scrollin scrollin scrollin scrollin WHAT
the devil on my left shoulder: (wearing backwards hat) keep scrollin scrollin scrollin scrollin WHAT
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some of you have never used an airhorn & it blows . some of you have never used AAA & it tows.
some of you have never used a light stick & it glows . some of you have never used an overhead bin & it stows . some of you have n
some of you have never used a light stick & it glows . some of you have never used an overhead bin & it stows . some of you have n
September 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
some of you have never used an airhorn & it blows . some of you have never used AAA & it tows.
some of you have never used a light stick & it glows . some of you have never used an overhead bin & it stows . some of you have n
some of you have never used a light stick & it glows . some of you have never used an overhead bin & it stows . some of you have n
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pharmacists need to start inventing soda pops again. i know you've got Ritalin back there. What are you even doing all day?
September 9, 2025 at 6:45 AM
pharmacists need to start inventing soda pops again. i know you've got Ritalin back there. What are you even doing all day?
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hovering 6-8 inches off the ground and moving to and fro as if a haunted spectre could fix me
September 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
hovering 6-8 inches off the ground and moving to and fro as if a haunted spectre could fix me
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a Zoom plugin that plays a continuous airhorn when a meeting goes over time until everyone logs off
September 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
a Zoom plugin that plays a continuous airhorn when a meeting goes over time until everyone logs off
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Transphobes would have a lot less reach on here if everyone stopped arguing with them and quoting their posts to dunk on them, they don't give a rat's ass about your arguments and enjoy wasting your time.
September 1, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Transphobes would have a lot less reach on here if everyone stopped arguing with them and quoting their posts to dunk on them, they don't give a rat's ass about your arguments and enjoy wasting your time.
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Might fade slowly into the background soon
September 1, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Might fade slowly into the background soon
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i think about this tweet every single day
August 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
i think about this tweet every single day