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there’s always a tweet
January 15, 2026 at 4:50 PM
there’s always a tweet
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"Do you think it would be a good idea or a bad idea for the U.S. to use military force to take possession of Greenland from Denmark?"
Good idea: 4%
Bad idea: 71%
(Ipsos)
4%. He did it. He finally hit Lizardman's Constant.
Good idea: 4%
Bad idea: 71%
(Ipsos)
4%. He did it. He finally hit Lizardman's Constant.
January 14, 2026 at 7:03 PM
"Do you think it would be a good idea or a bad idea for the U.S. to use military force to take possession of Greenland from Denmark?"
Good idea: 4%
Bad idea: 71%
(Ipsos)
4%. He did it. He finally hit Lizardman's Constant.
Good idea: 4%
Bad idea: 71%
(Ipsos)
4%. He did it. He finally hit Lizardman's Constant.
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hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
October 14, 2024 at 8:52 PM
hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
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Kemi, this is just a population density map
January 12, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Kemi, this is just a population density map
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Amazingly, Zahawi only got round to deleting the below after the press conference announcing his defection to Reform.
January 12, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Amazingly, Zahawi only got round to deleting the below after the press conference announcing his defection to Reform.
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what’s whitney houston’s favourite type of coordination?
HAAAAND EYEEEE
HAAAAND EYEEEE
November 20, 2024 at 2:04 PM
what’s whitney houston’s favourite type of coordination?
HAAAAND EYEEEE
HAAAAND EYEEEE
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Meanwhile, over on Mastodon: mastodon.social/@mhoye/11586...
January 10, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Meanwhile, over on Mastodon: mastodon.social/@mhoye/11586...
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I can't stop laughing at this (source: imgur.com/gallery/take...)
February 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I can't stop laughing at this (source: imgur.com/gallery/take...)
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With this regime anything is possible…
January 4, 2026 at 5:40 AM
With this regime anything is possible…
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THREAD: I'll fact-check all the viral misinformation about the US military operation in Venezuela in this thread
This image, purporting to show the US military arresting Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro, is AI-generated.
According to Google's SynthID detector, it was created using Google AI.
This image, purporting to show the US military arresting Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro, is AI-generated.
According to Google's SynthID detector, it was created using Google AI.
January 3, 2026 at 5:55 PM
THREAD: I'll fact-check all the viral misinformation about the US military operation in Venezuela in this thread
This image, purporting to show the US military arresting Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro, is AI-generated.
According to Google's SynthID detector, it was created using Google AI.
This image, purporting to show the US military arresting Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro, is AI-generated.
According to Google's SynthID detector, it was created using Google AI.
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We Didn't Start the Fire. With Bardot's passing three people mentioned in the song remain alive
December 28, 2025 at 11:24 AM
We Didn't Start the Fire. With Bardot's passing three people mentioned in the song remain alive
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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My son bought me what I thought was a drill. Turned out to be a toblerone gaffer-taped to a bottle of Bailey’s.
December 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
My son bought me what I thought was a drill. Turned out to be a toblerone gaffer-taped to a bottle of Bailey’s.
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i post this story every christmas, and will keep doing so until it stops making me cry
merry christmas xx
merry christmas xx
A real Good Samaritan
One act of kindness that befell Leeds writer Bernard Hare in 1982 changed him profoundly. Here he tells his story.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 25, 2025 at 10:25 AM
i post this story every christmas, and will keep doing so until it stops making me cry
merry christmas xx
merry christmas xx
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Merry Christmas one and all, from the Vaders 🎄
December 25, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Merry Christmas one and all, from the Vaders 🎄
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That peanut worm is a little too exciting for me you got anything else?
December 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
That peanut worm is a little too exciting for me you got anything else?
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Due to an online order fuck up I am now in Sainsbury's doing a full Christmas shop and I don't know if you've seen Uncut Gems
December 23, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Due to an online order fuck up I am now in Sainsbury's doing a full Christmas shop and I don't know if you've seen Uncut Gems
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judge: and how do you plead?
russell brand: your honourly-wonourly, this is nothing more than an egregious smokescreen by the soi-dissant liberal elite, who feel threatened by me ‘arnessing of genuine political power and forgin’ a connection with “god”-
judge [to clerk]: can we bring back hanging?
russell brand: your honourly-wonourly, this is nothing more than an egregious smokescreen by the soi-dissant liberal elite, who feel threatened by me ‘arnessing of genuine political power and forgin’ a connection with “god”-
judge [to clerk]: can we bring back hanging?
December 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
judge: and how do you plead?
russell brand: your honourly-wonourly, this is nothing more than an egregious smokescreen by the soi-dissant liberal elite, who feel threatened by me ‘arnessing of genuine political power and forgin’ a connection with “god”-
judge [to clerk]: can we bring back hanging?
russell brand: your honourly-wonourly, this is nothing more than an egregious smokescreen by the soi-dissant liberal elite, who feel threatened by me ‘arnessing of genuine political power and forgin’ a connection with “god”-
judge [to clerk]: can we bring back hanging?
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This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙♀️🎄
December 11, 2024 at 2:40 AM
This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙♀️🎄
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
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🎼 We had joy, we had fun, we were back once again with the renegade master D for damager with the ill behaviour 🎼
December 12, 2025 at 7:33 AM
🎼 We had joy, we had fun, we were back once again with the renegade master D for damager with the ill behaviour 🎼