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ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court—
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
December 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court—
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
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reskeet if you're just a normal man
October 8, 2024 at 6:05 PM
reskeet if you're just a normal man
Would love to hear a defense of the GoT ending
My own bias for Thrones aside (I think the ending is great) I think you need to actually be in a great show to take shots at it. If Stellan said this during the Andor press tour I wouldn’t say a thing
December 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Would love to hear a defense of the GoT ending
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Santa has returned to his chrysalis, his grim work done. Soon new Santas will emerge from the husk, driven only by their lust for jolliness
December 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Santa has returned to his chrysalis, his grim work done. Soon new Santas will emerge from the husk, driven only by their lust for jolliness
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[doing backing vocals for Sam Cooke] Science Book
December 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
[doing backing vocals for Sam Cooke] Science Book
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(Ebenezer Scrooge on his way to debut his new “fun” persona to the family of the employee he’s impoverished:) Maybe I’ll razz Bob a little bit when I get there. I think we have that kind of relationship
December 14, 2024 at 4:11 PM
(Ebenezer Scrooge on his way to debut his new “fun” persona to the family of the employee he’s impoverished:) Maybe I’ll razz Bob a little bit when I get there. I think we have that kind of relationship
Make a Bond movie casual
The World is Plenty Don’t Worry About It
The World is Plenty Don’t Worry About It
Make a Bond movie casual
Topaz Are Kind of Durable
Topaz Are Kind of Durable
Make a Bond movie casual
-xoxo Russia
-xoxo Russia
December 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Make a Bond movie casual
The World is Plenty Don’t Worry About It
The World is Plenty Don’t Worry About It
if you see this post your favorite final fantasy character.
played ff9 as a twelve year old boy having an existential crisis. talk about representation.
played ff9 as a twelve year old boy having an existential crisis. talk about representation.
December 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
if you see this post your favorite final fantasy character.
played ff9 as a twelve year old boy having an existential crisis. talk about representation.
played ff9 as a twelve year old boy having an existential crisis. talk about representation.
“Trust me. You can talk about race.” - alcohol
“Trust me. You can race.” - alcohol
"Trust me. You can fight."-Alcohol
December 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
“Trust me. You can talk about race.” - alcohol
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Lord give me the confidence of a mediocre white man. A different one.
December 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Lord give me the confidence of a mediocre white man. A different one.
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ICE still FROZEN at Centre St & Howard in lower Manhattan right now as calls continue circulating for people to join.
NYPD arriving with barricades.
NYPD arriving with barricades.
November 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
ICE still FROZEN at Centre St & Howard in lower Manhattan right now as calls continue circulating for people to join.
NYPD arriving with barricades.
NYPD arriving with barricades.
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In the very early hours of the morning of November 26th, there was a sudden spike in searches for the shooters name. In the DC area. (Prior to the shooting).
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
In the very early hours of the morning of November 26th, there was a sudden spike in searches for the shooters name. In the DC area. (Prior to the shooting).
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
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here's something i believe: you can do bad things for consequentialist reasons. there are some good things you can only achieve by doing bad things.
but if you operate by consequentialist logic, you are utterly bound by the consequences. and that means that if you failed, you were morally wrong.
but if you operate by consequentialist logic, you are utterly bound by the consequences. and that means that if you failed, you were morally wrong.
had she won, the compromises she made would have been worth it. but you cannot claim that you are entitled to sacrifice others' interests for an objective you did not achieve. you are gambling with house money at that point and have to take responsibility when you lose.
November 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
here's something i believe: you can do bad things for consequentialist reasons. there are some good things you can only achieve by doing bad things.
but if you operate by consequentialist logic, you are utterly bound by the consequences. and that means that if you failed, you were morally wrong.
but if you operate by consequentialist logic, you are utterly bound by the consequences. and that means that if you failed, you were morally wrong.
My top 5 Scorseses as of today
1. Goodfellas
2. Raging Bull
3. Bringing Out the Dead
4. Silence
5. Mean Streets
1. Goodfellas
2. Raging Bull
3. Bringing Out the Dead
4. Silence
5. Mean Streets
It’s the GOAT’s birthday
My top 5 Scorseses as of today
1. Taxi Driver
2. Goodfellas
3. Casino
4. The King of Comedy
5. The Irishman
My top 5 Scorseses as of today
1. Taxi Driver
2. Goodfellas
3. Casino
4. The King of Comedy
5. The Irishman
a man wearing glasses and a black suit is talking
Alt: Scorsese pointing at himself with a twinkle in his eye
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
My top 5 Scorseses as of today
1. Goodfellas
2. Raging Bull
3. Bringing Out the Dead
4. Silence
5. Mean Streets
1. Goodfellas
2. Raging Bull
3. Bringing Out the Dead
4. Silence
5. Mean Streets
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putting my sons thru female socialization (teaching them how to do basic household tasks and form deep, meaningful, fulfilling relationships with other people)
November 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
putting my sons thru female socialization (teaching them how to do basic household tasks and form deep, meaningful, fulfilling relationships with other people)
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This was posted to Mandy Patinkin and Kathryn Grody's TikTok. Sharing because I know how some of you feel about Mandy. I'm sorry they relied on auto captions, which don't populate when you download a video.
October 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
This was posted to Mandy Patinkin and Kathryn Grody's TikTok. Sharing because I know how some of you feel about Mandy. I'm sorry they relied on auto captions, which don't populate when you download a video.
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Just disgusting.
October 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Just disgusting.
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CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called?
ME: Slay the Spire.
CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer?
ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours.
CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them?
ME: Now hold on a second,
ME: Slay the Spire.
CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer?
ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours.
CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them?
ME: Now hold on a second,
September 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called?
ME: Slay the Spire.
CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer?
ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours.
CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them?
ME: Now hold on a second,
ME: Slay the Spire.
CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer?
ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours.
CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them?
ME: Now hold on a second,
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There probably ought to be some gestures toward accountability for the "trans ideology" lie that was obviously meant to stoke more violence against trans people, but since we rely on Democrats to push for stuff like that it will simply never be mentioned again.
September 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
There probably ought to be some gestures toward accountability for the "trans ideology" lie that was obviously meant to stoke more violence against trans people, but since we rely on Democrats to push for stuff like that it will simply never be mentioned again.
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“Black women do not have the brain processing power to be taken seriously. You have to go steal a white person’s slot”.
-Charlie Kirk
-Charlie Kirk
September 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
“Black women do not have the brain processing power to be taken seriously. You have to go steal a white person’s slot”.
-Charlie Kirk
-Charlie Kirk
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RIGHT WING GUY: we will turn the streets of america's cities into rivers of blood and rid the nation of their vile ideological sickness and anyone who isn't white (sees people joking about Charlie Kirk's death) NOW THEY'VE GONE TOO FAR! we MUST turn the streets of america's cities into rivers of blo
September 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
RIGHT WING GUY: we will turn the streets of america's cities into rivers of blood and rid the nation of their vile ideological sickness and anyone who isn't white (sees people joking about Charlie Kirk's death) NOW THEY'VE GONE TOO FAR! we MUST turn the streets of america's cities into rivers of blo