Lucas Gillis
@lucasgillis.bsky.social
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[a horse walks into a bar]
bartender: what can i get you
horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water
bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink
horse: what
bartender: what can i get you
horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water
bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink
horse: what
December 22, 2024 at 3:28 PM
[a horse walks into a bar]
bartender: what can i get you
horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water
bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink
horse: what
bartender: what can i get you
horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water
bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink
horse: what
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If what Matt LaFleur says in the Rodgers doc is true, then Ted Thompson advised Ron Wolf to trade a first-round pick for Brett Favre, drafted Aaron Rodgers as GM, and advised Brian Gutekunst to draft Jordan Love.
That’s … wow.
That’s … wow.
December 19, 2024 at 2:56 PM
If what Matt LaFleur says in the Rodgers doc is true, then Ted Thompson advised Ron Wolf to trade a first-round pick for Brett Favre, drafted Aaron Rodgers as GM, and advised Brian Gutekunst to draft Jordan Love.
That’s … wow.
That’s … wow.
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That is a sassy-ass fake punt
December 19, 2024 at 3:34 AM
That is a sassy-ass fake punt
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View of Pluto over the years captured by telescopes
December 17, 2024 at 6:07 AM
View of Pluto over the years captured by telescopes
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Andromeda Galaxy - Hubble/ESA
December 17, 2024 at 10:24 AM
Andromeda Galaxy - Hubble/ESA
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Bond Villain Sharks.
December 17, 2024 at 11:13 AM
Bond Villain Sharks.
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culture
December 16, 2024 at 9:21 PM
culture
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Here are some nice mushrooms
December 13, 2024 at 1:39 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
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Someone asked me why sharks stick their dorsal fins out of the water. The answer is simple.
Sharks’ dorsal fins stick out of the water sometimes because their fins are on top of and therefore higher than the rest of their body, and sometimes their body is near the surface of the water.
Sharks’ dorsal fins stick out of the water sometimes because their fins are on top of and therefore higher than the rest of their body, and sometimes their body is near the surface of the water.
December 12, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Someone asked me why sharks stick their dorsal fins out of the water. The answer is simple.
Sharks’ dorsal fins stick out of the water sometimes because their fins are on top of and therefore higher than the rest of their body, and sometimes their body is near the surface of the water.
Sharks’ dorsal fins stick out of the water sometimes because their fins are on top of and therefore higher than the rest of their body, and sometimes their body is near the surface of the water.
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ME: and make mine a double
WAITER: your..your tater tots?
ME: you heard me
WAITER: your..your tater tots?
ME: you heard me
December 12, 2024 at 2:23 PM
ME: and make mine a double
WAITER: your..your tater tots?
ME: you heard me
WAITER: your..your tater tots?
ME: you heard me
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Trust me, restoring biological carbon pumps, including seabird populations, is a WAY better bet than giant machines trying to suck CO2 out of the air ...
insideclimatenews.org/news/1205202...
insideclimatenews.org/news/1205202...
Restoring Seabird Populations Can Help Repair the Climate - Inside Climate News
Seabirds evolved about 60 million years ago, as Earth’s continents drifted toward their current positions and modern oceans took shape. They spread across thousands of undisturbed islands in the widen...
insideclimatenews.org
December 11, 2024 at 9:22 AM
Trust me, restoring biological carbon pumps, including seabird populations, is a WAY better bet than giant machines trying to suck CO2 out of the air ...
insideclimatenews.org/news/1205202...
insideclimatenews.org/news/1205202...
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The 6 Cutest Things We Learned about Animals in 2024 | Scientific American https://buff.ly/4fe5b90
The 6 Cutest Things We Learned about Animals in 2024
From morphing beluga noggins to birds that practice singing in their sleep, science produced plenty of adorable findings this year
buff.ly
December 11, 2024 at 3:52 PM
The 6 Cutest Things We Learned about Animals in 2024 | Scientific American https://buff.ly/4fe5b90
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The Heron Shuffle... Early afternoon. Heidi The Green Heron, showing me some of her dance moves, before she begins fishing for food. One of the most beautiful birds, that you will ever see in the wild.
#GreenHeron #Photography
#Wildlife #Birds #BirdPhotography
#WildlifePhotography #Nature #Canada
#GreenHeron #Photography
#Wildlife #Birds #BirdPhotography
#WildlifePhotography #Nature #Canada
December 10, 2024 at 9:19 PM
The Heron Shuffle... Early afternoon. Heidi The Green Heron, showing me some of her dance moves, before she begins fishing for food. One of the most beautiful birds, that you will ever see in the wild.
#GreenHeron #Photography
#Wildlife #Birds #BirdPhotography
#WildlifePhotography #Nature #Canada
#GreenHeron #Photography
#Wildlife #Birds #BirdPhotography
#WildlifePhotography #Nature #Canada
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Soulsborne clones don't hit as hard for me because they have too much exposition.
Fromsoft just says "You're in the spookiest world ever because of these 5 dudes you will eventually kill. Go forth" and then throws you into the game.
Fromsoft just says "You're in the spookiest world ever because of these 5 dudes you will eventually kill. Go forth" and then throws you into the game.
December 11, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Soulsborne clones don't hit as hard for me because they have too much exposition.
Fromsoft just says "You're in the spookiest world ever because of these 5 dudes you will eventually kill. Go forth" and then throws you into the game.
Fromsoft just says "You're in the spookiest world ever because of these 5 dudes you will eventually kill. Go forth" and then throws you into the game.
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SOME GOOD NEWS
More than 30 stranded whales saved in New Zealand by people lifting them on sheets
“It’s amazing to witness the genuine care and compassion people have shown toward these magnificent animals,” said a Department of Conservation spokesperson.
www.nbcnews.com
December 10, 2024 at 11:41 PM
SOME GOOD NEWS
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Lmao Tee Higgins calling cauliflower "other colored broccoli" 🤌🤌🤌
December 10, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Lmao Tee Higgins calling cauliflower "other colored broccoli" 🤌🤌🤌
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1/ You may have seen us talk about formaldehyde — a chemical that causes an inescapable cancer risk for everyone in America.
It’s in the air we breathe. And it’s in our homes: our couches, our clothes, even babies’ cribs.
So what can you do to reduce your exposure? THREAD 🧵
It’s in the air we breathe. And it’s in our homes: our couches, our clothes, even babies’ cribs.
So what can you do to reduce your exposure? THREAD 🧵
December 9, 2024 at 3:04 PM
1/ You may have seen us talk about formaldehyde — a chemical that causes an inescapable cancer risk for everyone in America.
It’s in the air we breathe. And it’s in our homes: our couches, our clothes, even babies’ cribs.
So what can you do to reduce your exposure? THREAD 🧵
It’s in the air we breathe. And it’s in our homes: our couches, our clothes, even babies’ cribs.
So what can you do to reduce your exposure? THREAD 🧵
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Grandma got run over by a reindeer, for real this time.
December 9, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Grandma got run over by a reindeer, for real this time.
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The NFC North is all but over for the #Packers, but the playoffs are all but assured.
So, how can they find meaning in the next month?
Why not try some stuff? Let's get weird
youtu.be/zCnT_Y2B074
So, how can they find meaning in the next month?
Why not try some stuff? Let's get weird
youtu.be/zCnT_Y2B074
The Green Bay Packers can make their playoff push useful by experimenting
YouTube video by Locked On Packers
youtu.be
December 9, 2024 at 2:12 PM
The NFC North is all but over for the #Packers, but the playoffs are all but assured.
So, how can they find meaning in the next month?
Why not try some stuff? Let's get weird
youtu.be/zCnT_Y2B074
So, how can they find meaning in the next month?
Why not try some stuff? Let's get weird
youtu.be/zCnT_Y2B074
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This year will be the world's warmest since records began, with extraordinarily high temperatures expected to persist into at least the first few months of 2025, European Union scientists said reut.rs/3ZtmXPJ
December 9, 2024 at 3:41 AM
This year will be the world's warmest since records began, with extraordinarily high temperatures expected to persist into at least the first few months of 2025, European Union scientists said reut.rs/3ZtmXPJ
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My friend attends a silent book club where everyone gathers and reads quietly to themselves. They serve drinks and little snacks. I need this in my life.
December 7, 2024 at 11:50 PM
My friend attends a silent book club where everyone gathers and reads quietly to themselves. They serve drinks and little snacks. I need this in my life.