Luke Short
@lukeshort.bsky.social
From DC now in Seattle. Navy Vet. Things I like: Dogs, Nats, Caps, Commanders, Video Games, Movies, Flying, Snowboarding, and Attack Submarines.
Things I don’t like: MAGA weirdos
Things I don’t like: MAGA weirdos
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Luke Short
@lukeshort.bsky.social
· Nov 6
America, I am very disappointed in you today
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Sandwiched neatly between Small Business Saturday and Cyber Monday is Keep Your Nose Out of My Business Sunday.
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Sandwiched neatly between Small Business Saturday and Cyber Monday is Keep Your Nose Out of My Business Sunday.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen —
Tribe Called Quest
Run the Jewels/Wu Tang
Deltron 3030
Rolling Stones
The Aquabats
Tribe Called Quest
Run the Jewels/Wu Tang
Deltron 3030
Rolling Stones
The Aquabats
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Bowie *
Roger Waters
July Talk *
Metric *
Alice Phoebe Lou *
* multiple times
Bowie *
Roger Waters
July Talk *
Metric *
Alice Phoebe Lou *
* multiple times
November 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen —
Tribe Called Quest
Run the Jewels/Wu Tang
Deltron 3030
Rolling Stones
The Aquabats
Tribe Called Quest
Run the Jewels/Wu Tang
Deltron 3030
Rolling Stones
The Aquabats
Mother in law is coming to stay with us for Thanksgiving and just texted my wife "do you guys have a flashlight, or do I need to bring my own?"
What's going on here? Why does she need a flashlight?
What's going on here? Why does she need a flashlight?
November 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Mother in law is coming to stay with us for Thanksgiving and just texted my wife "do you guys have a flashlight, or do I need to bring my own?"
What's going on here? Why does she need a flashlight?
What's going on here? Why does she need a flashlight?
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did you know the keycard system they use on military ships is scandinavian
November 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
did you know the keycard system they use on military ships is scandinavian
Noted fitness expert Ted Cruz....
Ted Cruz: "I don't want to get between JB Pritzker and the Dominos Pizza line, but I'll tell you what I am willing to get between -- him and his open doors for every human trafficker ... "
September 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Noted fitness expert Ted Cruz....
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a couple years ago my therapist told me I had problems letting go of the past
July 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
a couple years ago my therapist told me I had problems letting go of the past
Feels appropriate today
July 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Feels appropriate today
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I just need 3 real life friends and I can finally give up this social media gig.
July 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I just need 3 real life friends and I can finally give up this social media gig.
Turning off replies should turn off likes too. It’s like you’re saying “I only accept positive feedback, thanks”
June 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Turning off replies should turn off likes too. It’s like you’re saying “I only accept positive feedback, thanks”
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When a cabinet member announces "We are using the military to liberate an American city from its elected leaders," where do you go from there. What is left to say. The idea of that being anything short of a near-universal "Wait, what the fuck is going on" moment proves how far we've backslid.
June 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
When a cabinet member announces "We are using the military to liberate an American city from its elected leaders," where do you go from there. What is left to say. The idea of that being anything short of a near-universal "Wait, what the fuck is going on" moment proves how far we've backslid.
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there’s nothing sweet to eat in this house
May 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM
there’s nothing sweet to eat in this house
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I have been critical of the Democrats and Corey Booker but this is good. Glad to see someone showing some spine. Hope this is contagious
New Jersey Sen. Cory Booker shows no signs of slowing down after speaking for more than 14 hours on the Senate floor, taking aim at President Trump, Elon Musk and DOGE.
April 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I have been critical of the Democrats and Corey Booker but this is good. Glad to see someone showing some spine. Hope this is contagious
18 combined turnovers so far in the first half of the Florida Maryland game, did they grease the ball first?
March 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
18 combined turnovers so far in the first half of the Florida Maryland game, did they grease the ball first?
Since it's opening day, let's play the (perhaps) fun (to some) game of "What MLB stadiums have you been to?"
Old Nats (RFK)
Nats Park
Camden Yards
Memorial Stadium
Citizens Park
PNC Park
Citi Field
Yankee Stadium
T-Mobile Park
Old Nats (RFK)
Nats Park
Camden Yards
Memorial Stadium
Citizens Park
PNC Park
Citi Field
Yankee Stadium
T-Mobile Park
Old Nats (RFK, first MLB game ever)
New Nats
Wrigley
PNC Park
Camden Yards
Miller Park (it will always be Miller Park to me)
Whatever the Giants call it (think it was Oracle back when I went).
Old Yankee Stadium
Fenway
New Nats
Wrigley
PNC Park
Camden Yards
Miller Park (it will always be Miller Park to me)
Whatever the Giants call it (think it was Oracle back when I went).
Old Yankee Stadium
Fenway
Since it's opening day, let's play the (perhaps) fun (to some) game of "What MLB stadiums have you been to?"
Wrigley
Rate (fka New Comiskey)
American Family (fka Miller)
Busch III
Kauffman
County Stadium
Coors
Wrigley
Rate (fka New Comiskey)
American Family (fka Miller)
Busch III
Kauffman
County Stadium
Coors
March 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Since it's opening day, let's play the (perhaps) fun (to some) game of "What MLB stadiums have you been to?"
Old Nats (RFK)
Nats Park
Camden Yards
Memorial Stadium
Citizens Park
PNC Park
Citi Field
Yankee Stadium
T-Mobile Park
Old Nats (RFK)
Nats Park
Camden Yards
Memorial Stadium
Citizens Park
PNC Park
Citi Field
Yankee Stadium
T-Mobile Park
Yeah, agreed. Now stop posting about it and DO something about it. Even if it’s doomed to fail. Show the American people something other than social media posts.
Pete Hegseth recklessly disclosed sensitive military attack plans that jeopardized American lives.
And previously embarrassed us in front of our NATO allies in Brussels.
Why does this guy still have a job?
And previously embarrassed us in front of our NATO allies in Brussels.
Why does this guy still have a job?
March 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Yeah, agreed. Now stop posting about it and DO something about it. Even if it’s doomed to fail. Show the American people something other than social media posts.
Damnit MLB, if I’m gonna make the effort to fake sick so I can be home for opening day the least you can do is make sure your stupid app works
March 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Damnit MLB, if I’m gonna make the effort to fake sick so I can be home for opening day the least you can do is make sure your stupid app works
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I don’t hold grudges except against anyone who has ever wronged me.
March 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I don’t hold grudges except against anyone who has ever wronged me.
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Txt STOP to opt out of updates on war plans
March 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Txt STOP to opt out of updates on war plans