Lynne
lynsey-bee.bsky.social
Lynne
@lynsey-bee.bsky.social
My life mostly involves children, pets, ADHD, ASD, OCD, gardening and stained glass making 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
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British Police can snap into action to threaten Kneecap and Bob Vylan because they used Glastonbury to challenge genocide.

Remind me again how many prosecutions have there been over Grenfell?

Or the Post Office / Fujitsu scandal?

Keir Starmer is utterly useless when it comes to Justice.
June 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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“Pull my fucken’ finger.”
June 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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I came home and opened the news.

russia launched a missile attack on the city of Dnipro and the surrounding region, striking civilian infrastructure and a passenger train.

At least eleven people were killed, and more than 100 were wounded.

I want the world to know.
June 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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2025: Keir Starmer suggests that pressure on housing and public services is because of migrants

2020: Keir Starmer, "Poor housing, poor public services are not the fault of the migrants, they're political failure"
May 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.
May 2, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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stop whatever you're doing rn!! and draw someone in a gold bikini!! if you're driving pull over first
April 29, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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On February 8, 2025, kayaker Adrián Simancas was briefly swallowed by a humpback #whale off #Chile’s coast. The whale surfaced unexpectedly, engulfing him and his kayak, then released him unharmed seconds later. The incident was captured on video by his father.
April 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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JESUS: So why is it called The Last Supper?

JUDAS: Oh we're not all calling it that

JESUS: What?

JUDAS: What?
April 17, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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RFK Jr: Autistic kids are a tragedy. They'll never pay taxes, never hold down a job, never contribute anything to society

Autistic kids:
April 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Do all animals have magic bones inside them that grant wishes when you break them or is it just turkeys
April 14, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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So true...road to recovery will be challenging....
April 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Damn it, Daniel!
April 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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April 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Matt Hancock intervened personally to help a pizza firm, owned by a Conservative donor, win a lucrative Covid PPE contract.

Two days before winning the deal, the company, which had no previous experience of supplying medical equipment, removed ‘pizza’ from its name

bylinetimes.com/2025/04/11/m...
Matt Hancock Intervened to Help Conservative Donor's Pizza Firm Land Lucrative Covid PPE Contract
Two days before winning the contract, the company, which had no previous experience of supplying medical equipment, removed 'pizza' from its name
bylinetimes.com
April 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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folks again unless you have no other choice do not get in a helicopter for any goddamn reason
April 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Who called them sea monkeys when shrimpanzees was right there?
April 10, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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“He made 2.5 million today and he made $900 million. That’s not bad.”

Sounds like market manipulation to me. That’s bad.
April 10, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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can’t stop thinking about the fact that a stick of butter is a loaf of milk.
April 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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April 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Hello. Does anyone know what this is, please? It's in a graveyard in the south of Scotland, near the gate as you go in. The skull and crossbones carving makes me think it's 18th century. It almost looks like a baptismal font, but surely not. I'm puzzled and would like to be unpuzzled. Thank you.
April 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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How's that one workin out for ya Jake my son?
April 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island

and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods

forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I am very, very weak, but they are two different things.
April 1, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
March 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM