Mac MacAnally
@macmacanally.bsky.social
Constantly confounded, flummoxed, and befuddled
I missed it. Why's there another mass exodus from bird app?
October 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I missed it. Why's there another mass exodus from bird app?
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Trump: "We have a very pretty violent fish that has, uh, comes from China. China carp, Chinese carp. And uhhhhh you see them jumping out -- they jump into boats and they jump all over the place. They have a lot of energy."
August 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Trump: "We have a very pretty violent fish that has, uh, comes from China. China carp, Chinese carp. And uhhhhh you see them jumping out -- they jump into boats and they jump all over the place. They have a lot of energy."
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Corporations aren’t people, money isn’t free speech, and we need to End Citizens United.
Repost if you agree.
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July 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Corporations aren’t people, money isn’t free speech, and we need to End Citizens United.
Repost if you agree.
Repost if you agree.
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Burglar saw me locking my door for the night and said "Aww what's the matter widdle baby doesn't wanna get burgled?" so I had to leave it unlocked due to peer pressure
July 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Burglar saw me locking my door for the night and said "Aww what's the matter widdle baby doesn't wanna get burgled?" so I had to leave it unlocked due to peer pressure
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April 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk soul brother right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk soul brother right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk soul brother right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk sou
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hearing the foreman pull on the tail of the parrot steam whistle on friday afternoon before a 3 day weekend, i slide down the back of the brontosaurus i work on top of. the brontosaurus twitches its tail and i careen into a granite quarry pit, killing me instantly
May 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
hearing the foreman pull on the tail of the parrot steam whistle on friday afternoon before a 3 day weekend, i slide down the back of the brontosaurus i work on top of. the brontosaurus twitches its tail and i careen into a granite quarry pit, killing me instantly
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ah, yes, the age old pet question: why are you damp
May 13, 2025 at 1:34 AM
ah, yes, the age old pet question: why are you damp
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Trump: "A friend of mine who is a businessman. Very very very top guy. Most of you would've heard of him. Highly neurotic. Brilliant businessman. Seriously overweight. And he takes the fat shot drug."
May 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Trump: "A friend of mine who is a businessman. Very very very top guy. Most of you would've heard of him. Highly neurotic. Brilliant businessman. Seriously overweight. And he takes the fat shot drug."
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This could turn out so funny.
They girlboss yassified Gilded Age space tourism.
It's not a "crew." These people are not astronauts, they are passengers. This is not feminism. This is not anywhere in the neighborhood of feminism.
This is the glossy capitalist influencer ripoff known as "empowerment" and it's just gross!
It's not a "crew." These people are not astronauts, they are passengers. This is not feminism. This is not anywhere in the neighborhood of feminism.
This is the glossy capitalist influencer ripoff known as "empowerment" and it's just gross!
How Katy Perry and Blue Origin's all-female crew are preparing for space
Katy Perry and an all-female crew will launch on the New Shepard rocket on April 14.
abcnews.go.com
April 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
This could turn out so funny.
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Guy who inadvertently released several hundred crickets in his house and then recaptured some of them: "Caught at least 200 crickets in the kitchen. Nobody has ever heard of it. Gotta be a record."
Trump on the markets: "Up 2500 points. Nobody has ever heard of it. Gotta be a record."
April 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Guy who inadvertently released several hundred crickets in his house and then recaptured some of them: "Caught at least 200 crickets in the kitchen. Nobody has ever heard of it. Gotta be a record."
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The only way a Republican can impress me is by killing themselves
Not at all. More like why do leftists hold centrist Ds to higher standards than any other politician in any party?
March 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The only way a Republican can impress me is by killing themselves
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i just explained capitalism to our dog and she looked at me and said in human tongue "hell is empty and all the devils are here" and then burst into flames
March 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
i just explained capitalism to our dog and she looked at me and said in human tongue "hell is empty and all the devils are here" and then burst into flames
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looked at a picture of Chuck Schumer and this was the only post i could think of for 3 hours
Diarhea is safe to drink if you put it in the oven first because it kills the dirahrea
March 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
looked at a picture of Chuck Schumer and this was the only post i could think of for 3 hours
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JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you—your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful!
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
July 3, 2023 at 2:16 PM
JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you—your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful!
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
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Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
March 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
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Crypto guy in 2014: Crypto will revolutionize finance and change how we interact with money
Crypto in 2025:
Crypto in 2025:
February 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Crypto guy in 2014: Crypto will revolutionize finance and change how we interact with money
Crypto in 2025:
Crypto in 2025:
Eating food in America has become a choose your own adventure where every story ends in diarrhea.
February 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Eating food in America has become a choose your own adventure where every story ends in diarrhea.
In protest of the tiktok ban, I summoned a demon in the bathroom of a Trader Joe's today.
January 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
In protest of the tiktok ban, I summoned a demon in the bathroom of a Trader Joe's today.