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Mary C
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Giants/Warriors. Lung transplant enthusiast. Information gladly given but safety requires unnecessary conversation. Kaixo!
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The Giants announced that vice president of baseball analytics Paul Bien has been promoted to assistant GM. They also brought two former Giants players -- Curt Casali and Javy López -- into the front office as advisors to baseball operations.
December 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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congrat's to ya'll
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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the way he goes "ooooh" and just yoinks the medal out of the box
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Bongino saying the quiet--and cynical--part out loud.

In other words: I was making money shoveling conspiracy bullshit without having any facts and conning my audience to make a buck. After I leave the FBI, I will get back to that.

What a confession.
December 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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TIL Maine didn't let Native Americans vote until 1954. This Silver Star recipient was told he couldn't vote after he showed up in uniform.
December 5, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Please enjoy my cartoon for Friday's Toronto Star
December 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Warriors??
December 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Nobody involved in this should draw a free breath for the rest of their lives
December 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Trump may have accidentally pardoned the pipe bomb guy?
December 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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At some point you realize that the prominent, powerful people you see on your screens are mostly morons who either got lucky or are saying things billionaires want to hear, and that nobody smart or competent is in charge, and we're all just collectively flailing, and it's a miracle anything works.
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 4, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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If you're in NYC, go see Spelling Bee at New World Stages. Jasmine Amy Rogers is a STAR and the show is so full of heart (and I think has the funniest book of a musical, maybe ever). I HOPE IT RUNS OFF BROADWAY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE spellingbeenyc.com?utm_source=g...
SPELLING BEE | Official Site
The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee is the buzziest musical in NYC. Buy your tickets today and see it at New World Stages starting November 7.
spellingbeenyc.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I just bought a kid a Hello Kitty doll!
Our Holiday Toy Drive for 2025 is on now! Let’s spread the joy this season with something as simple as a gift for a child in need. Your gift – whether it’s a stuffed animal, a book, or a game – isn’t just a toy. It’s proof that someone cares. www.coalitionforthehomeless.org/event/holida...
December 4, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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In California, you can now report illegal federal actions: oag.ca.gov/reportmiscon...

We’re also holding federal officials accountable for their lawlessness. I passed a law to ban them from wearing ski masks. I’m now advancing legislation to let people sue them for violating people’s rights.
December 4, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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My previous lead fell through, so...

Does anyone in Western Washington have an electric piano with weighted keys that they no longer use and would be willing to give away?

I have a ten year old ADHD kid whose heart is set on one for Christmas but it's not in our budget this year.
December 4, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke
theonion.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Incredible optics here, really underscores it all.
Trump, continued: "What the Somalian people have done to Minnesota is not even believable. It’s not even believable. And a lot of it starts with the governor. A lot of it starts with Barack HUSSEIN Obama, because that’s when people started coming in... They want to kiss our country good night."
December 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Never believe the fuckers who say "why bother, they already won"
NEWS: The Institute of Museum & Library Services has restored ALL previously canceled federal grants to libraries, following a ruling by a federal judge in Rhode Island last month.

This is a massive win for libraries & communities in every state & territory!

Learn more: www.ala.org/news/2025/12...
December 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”
December 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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If you're in San Francisco, there's a pop-up market this Saturday at 1 Columbus Ave. A bunch of menswear guys, along with shop owners, are selling stuff from their private wardrobes. Some of my stuff will be there. Ticket prices are $30 for 12pm-1pm preview hour, then $5 after 1pm.
December 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM