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personal account for silliness but 🪐⭐️ folks are
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personal account for silliness but 🪐⭐️ folks are
welcome anyway (hi!!)
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abolish all police and every prison
I have a theory that I have a… curse? where all things are equally scary to me. It’s a low level of fear, which is fantastic when it comes to legitimately crazy stuff because I’m just not that bothered. However, the flipside is that stuff like “texts” are as scary to me as being hunted for sport
January 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I have a theory that I have a… curse? where all things are equally scary to me. It’s a low level of fear, which is fantastic when it comes to legitimately crazy stuff because I’m just not that bothered. However, the flipside is that stuff like “texts” are as scary to me as being hunted for sport
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My argument is not that Chinese citizens are free from authoritarian surveillance and control, my argument is that US citizens are subject to tremendously more authoritarian surveillance and control than many of you are comfortable acknowledging and just got used to it
January 15, 2025 at 1:46 PM
My argument is not that Chinese citizens are free from authoritarian surveillance and control, my argument is that US citizens are subject to tremendously more authoritarian surveillance and control than many of you are comfortable acknowledging and just got used to it
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Working out a scenario where Pornhub has to launch a prestigious monthly print magazine in order to stay online in Tennessee. This is how we bring the business back: ransoming access to stepsister-stuck-in-washing-machine content with long-form literary criticism and Malcolm Harris book excerpts.
January 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Working out a scenario where Pornhub has to launch a prestigious monthly print magazine in order to stay online in Tennessee. This is how we bring the business back: ransoming access to stepsister-stuck-in-washing-machine content with long-form literary criticism and Malcolm Harris book excerpts.
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I'm reading news of an imminent ceasefire deal. I'm praying that the violence truly stops, that we don't see drawn-out death by another name. I pray that we all stay alert and awake regardless of what comes next.
None of us are free until Palestine is free and a ceasefire is not freedom.
None of us are free until Palestine is free and a ceasefire is not freedom.
January 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I'm reading news of an imminent ceasefire deal. I'm praying that the violence truly stops, that we don't see drawn-out death by another name. I pray that we all stay alert and awake regardless of what comes next.
None of us are free until Palestine is free and a ceasefire is not freedom.
None of us are free until Palestine is free and a ceasefire is not freedom.
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biden could have brought about a ceasefire, stopping the massacre of palestinians and seeing hostages released on both sides, at any point in the past year. he didn't because he didn't want to, and it's only happening now because he's leaving
January 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
biden could have brought about a ceasefire, stopping the massacre of palestinians and seeing hostages released on both sides, at any point in the past year. he didn't because he didn't want to, and it's only happening now because he's leaving
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I hope that the ceasefire deal truly means an end to the vicious, murderous bombardment of Palestine and I also know that there are not enough ceasefire deals to cover the dead.
The United States supplied the weapons and Israel used them.
Never forget.
Free Palestine!!!
The United States supplied the weapons and Israel used them.
Never forget.
Free Palestine!!!
January 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I hope that the ceasefire deal truly means an end to the vicious, murderous bombardment of Palestine and I also know that there are not enough ceasefire deals to cover the dead.
The United States supplied the weapons and Israel used them.
Never forget.
Free Palestine!!!
The United States supplied the weapons and Israel used them.
Never forget.
Free Palestine!!!
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i guess there is an equal but opposite jump scare when erotica buckaroos walk into their local bookstore and see BURY YOUR GAYS on the front display
very few things bring me more joy than when i trot out a new erotica book and someone comments 'i just finished camp damascus and started following the author what the heck is happening'
January 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
i guess there is an equal but opposite jump scare when erotica buckaroos walk into their local bookstore and see BURY YOUR GAYS on the front display
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and if i say what should be done to them somehow I'LL get in trouble
Los Angeles landlords are raising rents by as much as 124% after the wildfires.
January 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
and if i say what should be done to them somehow I'LL get in trouble
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So, fun fact about California, our fire departments are wildly underfunded and inmate firefighter make up the difference.
LAFD gets about 1/3 of the budget that LAPD gets and they have to fundraise for equipment like respirators and ice machines in fire stations. supportlafd.org
LAFD gets about 1/3 of the budget that LAPD gets and they have to fundraise for equipment like respirators and ice machines in fire stations. supportlafd.org
October 4, 2024 at 7:22 PM
So, fun fact about California, our fire departments are wildly underfunded and inmate firefighter make up the difference.
LAFD gets about 1/3 of the budget that LAPD gets and they have to fundraise for equipment like respirators and ice machines in fire stations. supportlafd.org
LAFD gets about 1/3 of the budget that LAPD gets and they have to fundraise for equipment like respirators and ice machines in fire stations. supportlafd.org
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okay what do you want me to do about it
January 8, 2025 at 2:58 AM
okay what do you want me to do about it
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craziest part of Babygirl was when (spoilers) she confesses to her husband that he’s never made her cum, to which the dude next to us incredulously laughed at, and said “what? that’s so normal”
December 26, 2024 at 2:31 AM
craziest part of Babygirl was when (spoilers) she confesses to her husband that he’s never made her cum, to which the dude next to us incredulously laughed at, and said “what? that’s so normal”
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“hole in the ozone layer” levels of erasure. my mom was a project manager who busted her ass for years to make sure IBM was ready for Y2K and completely succeeded, only for it to get turned into a late night joke. funny how the stories of mass collective action to avoid disaster rarely get told
DAMMIT NPR.
I spent nine months upgrading over TEN THOUSAND desktops at a F500 client. The grand total was over SEVENTY THOUSAND applications upgraded.
Y2K "didn't live up to the hype" because the industry busted ass to duct tape everything first.
I spent nine months upgrading over TEN THOUSAND desktops at a F500 client. The grand total was over SEVENTY THOUSAND applications upgraded.
Y2K "didn't live up to the hype" because the industry busted ass to duct tape everything first.
December 29, 2024 at 4:24 AM
“hole in the ozone layer” levels of erasure. my mom was a project manager who busted her ass for years to make sure IBM was ready for Y2K and completely succeeded, only for it to get turned into a late night joke. funny how the stories of mass collective action to avoid disaster rarely get told
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every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”
December 29, 2024 at 5:04 PM
every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”
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everyday i log onto the cyberbullying app
December 29, 2024 at 2:30 AM
everyday i log onto the cyberbullying app
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if you follow like 5000 people on here youre fucking stupid and your feed looks like a hoarder house
December 29, 2024 at 9:36 PM
if you follow like 5000 people on here youre fucking stupid and your feed looks like a hoarder house
actually I’m not done thinking about Nosferatu. obviously Dracula is basically just a clown car filled with orientalism but I think it was, at best, thoughtless for an American movie in 2024 to copy/paste the same anti-Romani sequences from a 1920s German film
December 29, 2024 at 10:10 PM
actually I’m not done thinking about Nosferatu. obviously Dracula is basically just a clown car filled with orientalism but I think it was, at best, thoughtless for an American movie in 2024 to copy/paste the same anti-Romani sequences from a 1920s German film
my nosferatu review: a significant improvement over dracula plotwise and horninesswise, but why fucking bother adapting dracula if you don’t include the goddamn cowboy
December 26, 2024 at 3:14 AM
my nosferatu review: a significant improvement over dracula plotwise and horninesswise, but why fucking bother adapting dracula if you don’t include the goddamn cowboy
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Once again, my haters have trapped me in a large burlap sack
December 23, 2024 at 3:46 AM
Once again, my haters have trapped me in a large burlap sack
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at 30k i will be mean to one lucky follower
December 23, 2024 at 4:15 AM
at 30k i will be mean to one lucky follower
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sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY
December 16, 2024 at 4:16 PM
sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY
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I think we should all go around the table and tell each other something that fills us with existential dread
December 23, 2024 at 12:48 AM
I think we should all go around the table and tell each other something that fills us with existential dread
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every night i’m so excited to go to bed
December 2, 2024 at 5:57 AM
every night i’m so excited to go to bed
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shooting a CEO of a health insurance agency then taking your homemade gun to mcdonalds and getting arrested while eating a burger has got to be the most american series of events that has ever happened
December 9, 2024 at 9:17 PM
shooting a CEO of a health insurance agency then taking your homemade gun to mcdonalds and getting arrested while eating a burger has got to be the most american series of events that has ever happened
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many will be opining on the evils of the for-profit healthcare system tonight, however i will be making italian jokes because it’s cheaper than lexapro
December 10, 2024 at 3:14 AM
many will be opining on the evils of the for-profit healthcare system tonight, however i will be making italian jokes because it’s cheaper than lexapro