Jordan
@malicae.bsky.social
Mom. Babysitting and Cat Herding for Democracy. #WideAwakes
On Long Island. If I followed you, it's probably because you're also on Long Island.
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Jordan
@malicae.bsky.social
· Oct 21
Long Island deserves a Representative who fights for working families and stands up to Trump’s attacks. Meanwhile, Andrew Garbarino can’t even wake up to vote.
I'm running for Congress because I know we can fight our way out of this. Be a day 1 donor: secure.actblue.com/donate/garre...
I'm running for Congress because I know we can fight our way out of this. Be a day 1 donor: secure.actblue.com/donate/garre...
Good person, actual ally, and guaranteed no Nazi tattoos! If you're on Long Island, please help support Garrett. Even if you're not on Long Island, you've probably heard how red it has become. Help us turn that around!
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The best part of Oregon Trail has always been the fact that your covered wagon is pulled by a triceratops.
Not a mystery why there are so many triceratops fossils in the Midwest badlands.
Not a mystery why there are so many triceratops fossils in the Midwest badlands.
DAMN, Oregon Trail-style death! Don't listen to Heroin Bob about ANYTHING health-related.
December 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The best part of Oregon Trail has always been the fact that your covered wagon is pulled by a triceratops.
Not a mystery why there are so many triceratops fossils in the Midwest badlands.
Not a mystery why there are so many triceratops fossils in the Midwest badlands.
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Want to help beat the Republicans and send a #Reconstruction Democrat to DC? Kick in below!
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December 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Does anyone realized the crazy is self incrimination since he just admitted that he knows the nice ghost turns into a poltergeist if you don’t do right by NYC. How would he know that unless he found out when he didn’t do right by NYC?
December 11, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Does anyone realized the crazy is self incrimination since he just admitted that he knows the nice ghost turns into a poltergeist if you don’t do right by NYC. How would he know that unless he found out when he didn’t do right by NYC?
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I am very pleased to say that we are going to win back our country, America. We're already flipping seats that Dems haven't held since I was in elementary school. And we're going to flip NY-2 next year. Kick in to help out.
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December 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I am very pleased to say that we are going to win back our country, America. We're already flipping seats that Dems haven't held since I was in elementary school. And we're going to flip NY-2 next year. Kick in to help out.
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NY Progressive wave in '26! Let's do this!
Lander going after Rep Dan Goldman in NY-10
*BRAD LANDER TO LAUNCH HOUSE BID AS SOON AS WEDNESDAY: POLITICO
*BRAD LANDER TO LAUNCH HOUSE BID AS SOON AS WEDNESDAY: POLITICO
December 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
NY Progressive wave in '26! Let's do this!
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One of the best-sketched characters in an incredibly character-rich show: a fascist whose (potentially real!) redeeming qualities are continually undercut by his monumental pride, bigotry, entitlement and pettiness
The most realistic scene in DS9 is when Gul Dukat whined about how the Bajorans never erected a statue in his honor. A prophetic text.
December 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
One of the best-sketched characters in an incredibly character-rich show: a fascist whose (potentially real!) redeeming qualities are continually undercut by his monumental pride, bigotry, entitlement and pettiness
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the form was for blue districts - but if you want a swing district Dem with a spine you should also give to Garrett here, as I already have and will do again secure.actblue.com/donate/garre...
December 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
the form was for blue districts - but if you want a swing district Dem with a spine you should also give to Garrett here, as I already have and will do again secure.actblue.com/donate/garre...
Proof positive that transwomen are women!
ME PRE TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
December 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Proof positive that transwomen are women!
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ME PRE TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
December 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
ME PRE TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
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if polyamory is so radical and new then what tf was this?
December 3, 2025 at 1:38 PM
if polyamory is so radical and new then what tf was this?
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the energy we all need to find within ourselves
there’s a scene in the new documentary where Elizabeth Taylor is talking about the stigma of AIDS and how she got involved in the movement and it’s fucking everything
December 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
the energy we all need to find within ourselves
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As we celebrate Cyber Monday today, please save a thought for everyone responsible for bringing it to us.
December 1, 2025 at 2:36 PM
As we celebrate Cyber Monday today, please save a thought for everyone responsible for bringing it to us.
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Good person, actual ally, and guaranteed no Nazi tattoos! If you're on Long Island, please help support Garrett. Even if you're not on Long Island, you've probably heard how red it has become. Help us turn that around!
Long Island deserves a Representative who fights for working families and stands up to Trump’s attacks. Meanwhile, Andrew Garbarino can’t even wake up to vote.
I'm running for Congress because I know we can fight our way out of this. Be a day 1 donor: secure.actblue.com/donate/garre...
I'm running for Congress because I know we can fight our way out of this. Be a day 1 donor: secure.actblue.com/donate/garre...
October 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Good person, actual ally, and guaranteed no Nazi tattoos! If you're on Long Island, please help support Garrett. Even if you're not on Long Island, you've probably heard how red it has become. Help us turn that around!
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The usual end of the month fundraising push is coming so all I'll say is if you're willing to kick in to beat a dude who literally fell asleep as Republicans torched health care, I'd appreciate it.
secure.actblue.com/donate/garre...
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Donate to Garrett Petersen
Show your support with a contribution.
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November 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The usual end of the month fundraising push is coming so all I'll say is if you're willing to kick in to beat a dude who literally fell asleep as Republicans torched health care, I'd appreciate it.
secure.actblue.com/donate/garre...
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These are the responses to the Congressional Black Caucus posting about Trump's price hikes on Facebook.
This is just not organic engagement.
Facebook always sucked, but now it's Dead Internet. This is easily as evil as Twitter.
This is just not organic engagement.
Facebook always sucked, but now it's Dead Internet. This is easily as evil as Twitter.
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
These are the responses to the Congressional Black Caucus posting about Trump's price hikes on Facebook.
This is just not organic engagement.
Facebook always sucked, but now it's Dead Internet. This is easily as evil as Twitter.
This is just not organic engagement.
Facebook always sucked, but now it's Dead Internet. This is easily as evil as Twitter.
"You will be visited by three spirits"
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
"You will be visited by three spirits"
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Weird Al
Doc Watson
Flogging Molly
Indigo Girls
Weird Al
Weird Al
Doc Watson
Flogging Molly
Indigo Girls
Weird Al
introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
nick cave
manchester orchestra
neil young
the clash
jeff rosenstock
nick cave
manchester orchestra
neil young
the clash
jeff rosenstock
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Mountain Goats
Silver Jews
Magnolia Electric Co.
Wesley Willis
Hot Snakes
Mountain Goats
Silver Jews
Magnolia Electric Co.
Wesley Willis
Hot Snakes
November 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Weird Al
Doc Watson
Flogging Molly
Indigo Girls
Weird Al
Weird Al
Doc Watson
Flogging Molly
Indigo Girls
Weird Al
@burningsteps.bsky.social just teach the kids about The Alice's Restaurant Massacree as the true story of Thanksgiving - fuck the pilgrims entirely
Sixty years ago this week in the Berkshire (MA) Eagle: "Saturday, Richard J. Robbins, 19, of Poughkeepsie, N.Y., and Arlo Guthrie, 18, of Howard Beach, N.Y., each paid a fine of $25 in Lee District Court after pleading guilty of illegally disposing of rubbish...."
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November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
@burningsteps.bsky.social just teach the kids about The Alice's Restaurant Massacree as the true story of Thanksgiving - fuck the pilgrims entirely
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Chip in below and help me make sure this poor overworked little guy has less on his plate.
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November 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Chip in below and help me make sure this poor overworked little guy has less on his plate.
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amazing that I and everyone else on the left somehow get to keep being an Eagle Scout as part of the national cultural divorce. I wasn't even attached to that one because it's a lot of repressed homophobic trauma but they're insisting I keep it
Hegseth is very very terrified, deep deep down of something to do with maleness www.npr.org/2025/11/25/n...
U.S. ready to cut support to Scouts, accusing them of attacking 'boy-friendly spaces'
Documents show the U.S. military is planning to sever all ties with the organization formerly known as the Boy Scouts.
www.npr.org
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
amazing that I and everyone else on the left somehow get to keep being an Eagle Scout as part of the national cultural divorce. I wasn't even attached to that one because it's a lot of repressed homophobic trauma but they're insisting I keep it