Mark T
@marktofficial.bsky.social
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
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So if you’re still on X/Twitter
1.You are helping financially support someone who does nazi salutes
2. Decimated US famine relief programmes causing additional deaths across the world.
3. Developed an AI tool that sexualises women and children without their knowledge.
Shame will follow you
1.You are helping financially support someone who does nazi salutes
2. Decimated US famine relief programmes causing additional deaths across the world.
3. Developed an AI tool that sexualises women and children without their knowledge.
Shame will follow you
January 5, 2026 at 7:38 PM
So if you’re still on X/Twitter
1.You are helping financially support someone who does nazi salutes
2. Decimated US famine relief programmes causing additional deaths across the world.
3. Developed an AI tool that sexualises women and children without their knowledge.
Shame will follow you
1.You are helping financially support someone who does nazi salutes
2. Decimated US famine relief programmes causing additional deaths across the world.
3. Developed an AI tool that sexualises women and children without their knowledge.
Shame will follow you
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Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa.
There's a bit where Alan and Pat are on the road in the North Norfolk Digital Truck travelling from Sheringham to Cromer on the A149 Coast Road, yet it shows the sea on their right, and it would be on their left travelling in that direction.
There's a bit where Alan and Pat are on the road in the North Norfolk Digital Truck travelling from Sheringham to Cromer on the A149 Coast Road, yet it shows the sea on their right, and it would be on their left travelling in that direction.
#FilmSky, a quick question; what is the pettiest thing you have had to be annoyed at a film? I ask because I am watching The Gift from 2000, and the main character does divination with Zener Cards, which are not the same thing as Tarot at all. Why go for a more boring looking option?
January 5, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa.
There's a bit where Alan and Pat are on the road in the North Norfolk Digital Truck travelling from Sheringham to Cromer on the A149 Coast Road, yet it shows the sea on their right, and it would be on their left travelling in that direction.
There's a bit where Alan and Pat are on the road in the North Norfolk Digital Truck travelling from Sheringham to Cromer on the A149 Coast Road, yet it shows the sea on their right, and it would be on their left travelling in that direction.
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Interesting
🚨 NEW | Keir Starmer is less popular in Britain than Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro.
🟡 Maduro -31
⚫ Trump -56
🔴 Starmer -56
🟩 Hamas -58
Net favourability ratings via @YouGov, 4-5 Jan
🟡 Maduro -31
⚫ Trump -56
🔴 Starmer -56
🟩 Hamas -58
Net favourability ratings via @YouGov, 4-5 Jan
January 5, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Interesting
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It would be different if Brexit supporters could say:
"Look, we know it's been a decade since the vote, but look at all these people who've benefited from more rights, more money or better healthcare".
But you want us to respect the wishes of people who are both dead AND WRONG.
"Look, we know it's been a decade since the vote, but look at all these people who've benefited from more rights, more money or better healthcare".
But you want us to respect the wishes of people who are both dead AND WRONG.
January 5, 2026 at 8:39 AM
It would be different if Brexit supporters could say:
"Look, we know it's been a decade since the vote, but look at all these people who've benefited from more rights, more money or better healthcare".
But you want us to respect the wishes of people who are both dead AND WRONG.
"Look, we know it's been a decade since the vote, but look at all these people who've benefited from more rights, more money or better healthcare".
But you want us to respect the wishes of people who are both dead AND WRONG.
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I've managed to complete Dry January in just 16 hours, you lazy bastards.
January 1, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I've managed to complete Dry January in just 16 hours, you lazy bastards.
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pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
December 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
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Consumer PSA:
A lot of stores will advertise an Xmas tree,
but the package actually *contains* a Ymas tree.
DON'T BE FOOLED.
A lot of stores will advertise an Xmas tree,
but the package actually *contains* a Ymas tree.
DON'T BE FOOLED.
December 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Consumer PSA:
A lot of stores will advertise an Xmas tree,
but the package actually *contains* a Ymas tree.
DON'T BE FOOLED.
A lot of stores will advertise an Xmas tree,
but the package actually *contains* a Ymas tree.
DON'T BE FOOLED.
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Right now a Spanish embalmer is about to pass on the prank of the century
Spanish woman who found fame for botching fresco restoration dies
Cecilia Giménez's effort to restore the painting Ecce Homo earned the artwork the nickname "Monkey Christ".
www.bbc.com
December 30, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Right now a Spanish embalmer is about to pass on the prank of the century
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Jeffrey Epstein & David Walliams leading all the bulletins but Kemi Badenoch knows that only men from ‘different cultures’ pose a threat to women.
December 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Jeffrey Epstein & David Walliams leading all the bulletins but Kemi Badenoch knows that only men from ‘different cultures’ pose a threat to women.
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CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year
theonion.com/cia-realizes...
theonion.com/cia-realizes...
December 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year
theonion.com/cia-realizes...
theonion.com/cia-realizes...
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Being a British parent is so weird bc you're actually worried about paying the sky high rent/mortgage & getting GP appointments but the entire press keeps telling you you're worried there's a trans person or immigrant nearby & the vat on Eton means there'll only be two skiing holidays this year
December 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Being a British parent is so weird bc you're actually worried about paying the sky high rent/mortgage & getting GP appointments but the entire press keeps telling you you're worried there's a trans person or immigrant nearby & the vat on Eton means there'll only be two skiing holidays this year
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wow who was he up against
December 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
wow who was he up against
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If magic isn’t real how do you explain me paying $5,000 for magic beans
October 30, 2024 at 3:20 AM
If magic isn’t real how do you explain me paying $5,000 for magic beans
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Flag-shagging ain’t cheap — lad slapped with a £2,000 fine for decorating 64 lamp posts like it’s Brexit Christmas 🎄😂
November 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Flag-shagging ain’t cheap — lad slapped with a £2,000 fine for decorating 64 lamp posts like it’s Brexit Christmas 🎄😂
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🚨The Petition calling for a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy has now rocketed past 65,000 signatures! Let’s get it to 70,000 tonight. If a petition is what it’s going to take let’s get this done!
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
November 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
🚨The Petition calling for a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy has now rocketed past 65,000 signatures! Let’s get it to 70,000 tonight. If a petition is what it’s going to take let’s get this done!
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
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New analysis from the H of C Library :
Brexit is costing the UK up to £90bn a year in lost tax revenues.
Economic damage since the 2016 Leave vote has resulted in the UK’s GDP being 6-8% smaller than it could have been.
The average Briton has seen a hit to GDP per head between £2,700 and £3,700.
Brexit is costing the UK up to £90bn a year in lost tax revenues.
Economic damage since the 2016 Leave vote has resulted in the UK’s GDP being 6-8% smaller than it could have been.
The average Briton has seen a hit to GDP per head between £2,700 and £3,700.
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 PM
New analysis from the H of C Library :
Brexit is costing the UK up to £90bn a year in lost tax revenues.
Economic damage since the 2016 Leave vote has resulted in the UK’s GDP being 6-8% smaller than it could have been.
The average Briton has seen a hit to GDP per head between £2,700 and £3,700.
Brexit is costing the UK up to £90bn a year in lost tax revenues.
Economic damage since the 2016 Leave vote has resulted in the UK’s GDP being 6-8% smaller than it could have been.
The average Briton has seen a hit to GDP per head between £2,700 and £3,700.
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This is who she was.
Passionate in her beliefs. Fiercely loyal to her friends. Never afraid to let you know exactly where she stood. The best.
Fun Fact: I remember arguing with her over which of us hated Piggy the most. I was sure I did. She disagreed. It remains unresolved...
Passionate in her beliefs. Fiercely loyal to her friends. Never afraid to let you know exactly where she stood. The best.
Fun Fact: I remember arguing with her over which of us hated Piggy the most. I was sure I did. She disagreed. It remains unresolved...
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
This is who she was.
Passionate in her beliefs. Fiercely loyal to her friends. Never afraid to let you know exactly where she stood. The best.
Fun Fact: I remember arguing with her over which of us hated Piggy the most. I was sure I did. She disagreed. It remains unresolved...
Passionate in her beliefs. Fiercely loyal to her friends. Never afraid to let you know exactly where she stood. The best.
Fun Fact: I remember arguing with her over which of us hated Piggy the most. I was sure I did. She disagreed. It remains unresolved...
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My attendance record in the European Parliament was the 4th worst out of 751 MEPs, yet I managed to turn up to vote AGAINST plans to tackle Russian misinformation.
Thankfully this is of no interest to the media.
Thankfully this is of no interest to the media.
November 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
My attendance record in the European Parliament was the 4th worst out of 751 MEPs, yet I managed to turn up to vote AGAINST plans to tackle Russian misinformation.
Thankfully this is of no interest to the media.
Thankfully this is of no interest to the media.
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This petition for a public inquiry into Russian interference is now at 11.2k, and growing fast. We have to break through the establishment's wall of silence about Russian interference in British politics. Please share the petition as widely as possible.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
Petition: Call a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy
We are concerned about reported efforts from Russia to influence democracy in the US, UK, Europe and elsewhere. We believe we must establish the depth and breadth of possible Russian influence campaig...
petition.parliament.uk
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
This petition for a public inquiry into Russian interference is now at 11.2k, and growing fast. We have to break through the establishment's wall of silence about Russian interference in British politics. Please share the petition as widely as possible.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
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If Labour don’t bring in PR we are probably condemned to Reform and this country is going to become unbelievably worse off. But whatever the case, I’m voting Greens. 💚
November 24, 2025 at 10:25 AM
If Labour don’t bring in PR we are probably condemned to Reform and this country is going to become unbelievably worse off. But whatever the case, I’m voting Greens. 💚
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Let’s be honest: nothing Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin have done in the last 56 years justifies the tremendous cost of bringing them back from the moon. NASA should’ve spared the long-suffering taxpayer and left them up there
November 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Let’s be honest: nothing Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin have done in the last 56 years justifies the tremendous cost of bringing them back from the moon. NASA should’ve spared the long-suffering taxpayer and left them up there
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He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
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A classic from the COVID conspiracy genre
November 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
A classic from the COVID conspiracy genre