Maxie Canoe
@maxieknue.bsky.social
24/ Artist, massive Dyke, system Chaser, minors fuck off.
She/her pronouns 🏳️⚧️, Kay F Atkinson’s science experiment. Death before Detransition 🔞
CRUSH THE ICE
She/her pronouns 🏳️⚧️, Kay F Atkinson’s science experiment. Death before Detransition 🔞
CRUSH THE ICE
Pinned
Yknow what? Fuck it.
If trump thinks he can run for 2028, and newsom/kamala tries to run the same year.. let’s just all vote a progressive third party.
We’ll be outnumbered, surely. But it’ll be really fucking funny to watch orange man squirm (if he even LIVES that long.)
#NoKings !!!
If trump thinks he can run for 2028, and newsom/kamala tries to run the same year.. let’s just all vote a progressive third party.
We’ll be outnumbered, surely. But it’ll be really fucking funny to watch orange man squirm (if he even LIVES that long.)
#NoKings !!!
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purrsy is so afraid of his own ass
November 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
purrsy is so afraid of his own ass
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Everyone: *having rich discussions about GTD's Frankenstein, the novel, and adaptations throughout film history*
Me, sweating, because I only have a copy of the illustrated version by Junji Ito: Uh, what if Frankenstein was...scabby? And Victor was kind of a twink?
Me, sweating, because I only have a copy of the illustrated version by Junji Ito: Uh, what if Frankenstein was...scabby? And Victor was kind of a twink?
November 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Everyone: *having rich discussions about GTD's Frankenstein, the novel, and adaptations throughout film history*
Me, sweating, because I only have a copy of the illustrated version by Junji Ito: Uh, what if Frankenstein was...scabby? And Victor was kind of a twink?
Me, sweating, because I only have a copy of the illustrated version by Junji Ito: Uh, what if Frankenstein was...scabby? And Victor was kind of a twink?
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Don’t be your child’s first bully. I hate hearing some of the stories I’ve heard. No one deserves a parent who treats them like that.
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Don’t be your child’s first bully. I hate hearing some of the stories I’ve heard. No one deserves a parent who treats them like that.
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it’s 2025, so guess no one should be surprised that assholes are defending Michael Elgin of all people 🤢🤮🤼♀️
November 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
it’s 2025, so guess no one should be surprised that assholes are defending Michael Elgin of all people 🤢🤮🤼♀️
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girls don't want boys girls want mashed potatoes
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
girls don't want boys girls want mashed potatoes
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Chuck Schumer you are currently being obliterated by "Fox Trot"
November 10, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Chuck Schumer you are currently being obliterated by "Fox Trot"
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This should instill riots, in my opinion.
November 10, 2025 at 5:09 AM
This should instill riots, in my opinion.
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resign is a polite word for what he should do
If Schumer votes AGAINST this but enough Ds vote FOR it that it passes, he needs to RESIGN immediately.
He will have shown himself to be absolutely ineffective as a minority leader. He has to go.
Literally resign tonight.
He will have shown himself to be absolutely ineffective as a minority leader. He has to go.
Literally resign tonight.
November 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
resign is a polite word for what he should do
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cool that obama could call up the entire democratic party to organize a resistance movement to stop sanders but couldn't call up the senate to tell them not to windmill slamdunk one of his few legacies of improving anything into the trash.
November 10, 2025 at 4:57 AM
cool that obama could call up the entire democratic party to organize a resistance movement to stop sanders but couldn't call up the senate to tell them not to windmill slamdunk one of his few legacies of improving anything into the trash.
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Please look forward to Buttigieg/Glusenkamp-Perez 2028
November 10, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Please look forward to Buttigieg/Glusenkamp-Perez 2028
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Just like the early Union v Confederate struggle, the broad left takes Ls because our ruling class wants to take those Ls
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Just like the early Union v Confederate struggle, the broad left takes Ls because our ruling class wants to take those Ls
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Sure, it’s true that we’re seeing constant political strife and shutdowns and all kinds of messes, but nearly all of it is facilitated by the democrats. They always come to compromises and carry us all along to the next horror
November 10, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Sure, it’s true that we’re seeing constant political strife and shutdowns and all kinds of messes, but nearly all of it is facilitated by the democrats. They always come to compromises and carry us all along to the next horror
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I’m so tired of seeing American politics described as “polarized” when I’ve been watching democrats capitulate to republicans my entire life
November 10, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I’m so tired of seeing American politics described as “polarized” when I’ve been watching democrats capitulate to republicans my entire life
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These parents would have never survived the anime boom of the nineties. Some WILD shit happening among video rental stores in those days
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 AM
These parents would have never survived the anime boom of the nineties. Some WILD shit happening among video rental stores in those days
I know today is shitty
But there’s at least one silver lining
I’ll just leave this here
But there’s at least one silver lining
I’ll just leave this here
November 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I know today is shitty
But there’s at least one silver lining
I’ll just leave this here
But there’s at least one silver lining
I’ll just leave this here
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I like that the two games that Lucas Pope is most known for, Papers Please and Return of the Obra Dinn, are different in every way except that they both let you play as a bastard bureaucrat.
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I like that the two games that Lucas Pope is most known for, Papers Please and Return of the Obra Dinn, are different in every way except that they both let you play as a bastard bureaucrat.
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I hate how censorious the internet is getting. I just want to make my audios in peace. Nothing I’m creating is harming anybody. I feel so frustrated. Banned from YouTube, censored by PornHub, censored on Fansly, temp banned multiple times on Twitch, audios pulled from Patreon, it‘s insane
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I hate how censorious the internet is getting. I just want to make my audios in peace. Nothing I’m creating is harming anybody. I feel so frustrated. Banned from YouTube, censored by PornHub, censored on Fansly, temp banned multiple times on Twitch, audios pulled from Patreon, it‘s insane
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God I have been *really* short tempered at times during the last month and I really want to learn how to fix that
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 AM
God I have been *really* short tempered at times during the last month and I really want to learn how to fix that
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LITERALLY HOURS. THEY COULD HAVE WAITED HOURS.
BREAKING
The 1st Circuit REJECTS Trump DOJ's request to pause a judge's order to pay up Nov's SNAP funds to the states.
The SCOTUS stay will expire within 48 hours absent further action from the justices, per its terms.
Doc ecf.ca1.uscourts.gov/n/beam/servl...
The 1st Circuit REJECTS Trump DOJ's request to pause a judge's order to pay up Nov's SNAP funds to the states.
The SCOTUS stay will expire within 48 hours absent further action from the justices, per its terms.
Doc ecf.ca1.uscourts.gov/n/beam/servl...
November 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM
LITERALLY HOURS. THEY COULD HAVE WAITED HOURS.
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if i have to see one more wannabe writer admit that they're only doing this because they consider writing a fail-state to other, superior art forms, you will find me on international television
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 AM
if i have to see one more wannabe writer admit that they're only doing this because they consider writing a fail-state to other, superior art forms, you will find me on international television
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Republicans are stupidly malicious. Democrats are helplessly malicious.
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Republicans are stupidly malicious. Democrats are helplessly malicious.
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Having a character transition during a time skip is such an obvious slam dunk, drives me crazy that no one does it
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Having a character transition during a time skip is such an obvious slam dunk, drives me crazy that no one does it
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THIS 👇 bsky.app/profile/will...
Since the Democrats worked extra hard to hide who actually supported this, I think the No Kings/Resistance position should be to primary every Democrat unless they publicly call for Schumer's ouster this week
Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will
Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
THIS 👇 bsky.app/profile/will...
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👇 THIS has totally backfired. I'm not sure which Senator did what now, but it makes me want to see the entire Dem caucus primary'd. I don't trust a single damned one of them
Important to understand this. There's a reasonable chance that your Dem Senator who voted against it and is acting mad now was in on the play. It's the same reason why they scheduled the surrender for AFTER the election this week. They didn't want people pissed at Dems right before an election.
The caucus meeting was just to orchestrate who would fall on the sword but not be up for a vote in 2026.
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
👇 THIS has totally backfired. I'm not sure which Senator did what now, but it makes me want to see the entire Dem caucus primary'd. I don't trust a single damned one of them