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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
@calebdmtg.bsky.social my biggest Hercules to date!
January 1, 2026 at 11:10 PM
@calebdmtg.bsky.social my biggest Hercules to date!
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very convenient that the rich ruling class techbros solution to income and wealth inequality will be solved by letting them accumulate even more wealth
December 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
very convenient that the rich ruling class techbros solution to income and wealth inequality will be solved by letting them accumulate even more wealth
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oh yeah nice I got my new business credit card with "BUSSYNESS CARD" embossed on it
December 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
oh yeah nice I got my new business credit card with "BUSSYNESS CARD" embossed on it
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Gangster SpongeBob suggests a world where a being as pure as SpongeBob could be corrupted by money. This is why he’s the most tragic character in all of media.
December 18, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Gangster SpongeBob suggests a world where a being as pure as SpongeBob could be corrupted by money. This is why he’s the most tragic character in all of media.
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
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(guy watching House for the first time) when are they going to start construction
December 24, 2025 at 4:59 AM
(guy watching House for the first time) when are they going to start construction
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they should invent a law that protects and binds the same people
February 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
they should invent a law that protects and binds the same people
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Still laughing about the fact that dude slapped his name on a memorial building, like he absolutely cannot wait for his own death
December 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Still laughing about the fact that dude slapped his name on a memorial building, like he absolutely cannot wait for his own death
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I'm going to invent a stronger form of hanging out. Prescription strength hanging out
December 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I'm going to invent a stronger form of hanging out. Prescription strength hanging out
ZZ Top x4
Dinosaur Jr x2
Alice In Chains x2
Heart (just the one time sadly)
Peelander Z x5 (the most fun live band I’ve had the privilege of seeing)
Dinosaur Jr x2
Alice In Chains x2
Heart (just the one time sadly)
Peelander Z x5 (the most fun live band I’ve had the privilege of seeing)
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Infected Mushroom on Halloween
Tech N9ne at the Gathering
Electric Wizard in Berlin
Gojira first US tour
Heilung last US tour
Infected Mushroom on Halloween
Tech N9ne at the Gathering
Electric Wizard in Berlin
Gojira first US tour
Heilung last US tour
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:
King Gizzard (thrice)
Radiohead
Deerhunter
Godspeed You Black Emperor
The Mountain Goats
I could go on!!
King Gizzard (thrice)
Radiohead
Deerhunter
Godspeed You Black Emperor
The Mountain Goats
I could go on!!
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 PM
ZZ Top x4
Dinosaur Jr x2
Alice In Chains x2
Heart (just the one time sadly)
Peelander Z x5 (the most fun live band I’ve had the privilege of seeing)
Dinosaur Jr x2
Alice In Chains x2
Heart (just the one time sadly)
Peelander Z x5 (the most fun live band I’ve had the privilege of seeing)
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Check out the new Samurai Troopers in battle!
Yoroi Shin Den Samurai Troopers Anime's New Video Shows Troopers in Battle
Sequel series premieres next January
www.animenewsnetwork.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Check out the new Samurai Troopers in battle!
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
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big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
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It’s been a year to the day we bought (and then didn’t, for reasons we still don’t fully know) InfoWars. We’re still trying. In the year since, we built The Onion into one of the biggest newspapers in the United States. I’m so proud of this place. I’m proud we do hard stuff. Thank you for caring.
November 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
It’s been a year to the day we bought (and then didn’t, for reasons we still don’t fully know) InfoWars. We’re still trying. In the year since, we built The Onion into one of the biggest newspapers in the United States. I’m so proud of this place. I’m proud we do hard stuff. Thank you for caring.
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I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke
history is a fucking joke lmao
history is a fucking joke lmao
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke
history is a fucking joke lmao
history is a fucking joke lmao
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genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
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he called for full patriot activation and they still lost in a landslide? what gives
November 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
he called for full patriot activation and they still lost in a landslide? what gives
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trumps administration is whining and begging everyone to stop comparing ICE to the gestapo meanwhile they act just like the gestapo and use social media to post aesthetic videos making fun of and demonizing immigrants
September 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
trumps administration is whining and begging everyone to stop comparing ICE to the gestapo meanwhile they act just like the gestapo and use social media to post aesthetic videos making fun of and demonizing immigrants
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Me: sometimes I stay up all night and I don't go to bed. It's called "bonus time".
My loved ones: no it's not.
My loved ones: no it's not.
September 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Me: sometimes I stay up all night and I don't go to bed. It's called "bonus time".
My loved ones: no it's not.
My loved ones: no it's not.
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A day in Toho heaven
September 22, 2025 at 5:31 AM
A day in Toho heaven
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My Grandmother was approached by HUAC and gave them nothing of value. She lived to 102
A fun fact about McCarthyism is that just two and a half years after he was condemned and censured, Sen. Joseph McCarthy drank himself to death at 48.
Fevers break. Petty tyrants fall. Censorship and persecution drive good people to stand together and fight back.
Fevers break. Petty tyrants fall. Censorship and persecution drive good people to stand together and fight back.
September 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
My Grandmother was approached by HUAC and gave them nothing of value. She lived to 102
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Did a CEO draw this
September 17, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Did a CEO draw this