Imazi.bsky.social
@maybemazie.bsky.social
Dealing with 5 cats, 3 dogs, some kids, and a man. Tense grin. Cincinnati.
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Ho, Ho, Ho! I Saw You Masturbating! — theonion.com/ho-ho-ho-i-s...
Ho, Ho, Ho! I Saw You Masturbating!
Season’s greetings from your old friend Santa! My, oh, my, only 12 nights left until Christmas Eve! Things are getting so close now, we can hardly contain ourselves here at the North Pole. And from th...
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December 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Ho, Ho, Ho! I Saw You Masturbating! — theonion.com/ho-ho-ho-i-s...
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how to make bread with adhd
1. read first part of instructions.
2. gather supplies for that first part.
3. stop to watch the dogs play.
4. give the dogs treats.
5. sit down on the couch and turn on the show you had paused.
6. get distracted and go to the kitchen.
7. remember
8. write this skeet.
1. read first part of instructions.
2. gather supplies for that first part.
3. stop to watch the dogs play.
4. give the dogs treats.
5. sit down on the couch and turn on the show you had paused.
6. get distracted and go to the kitchen.
7. remember
8. write this skeet.
December 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
how to make bread with adhd
1. read first part of instructions.
2. gather supplies for that first part.
3. stop to watch the dogs play.
4. give the dogs treats.
5. sit down on the couch and turn on the show you had paused.
6. get distracted and go to the kitchen.
7. remember
8. write this skeet.
1. read first part of instructions.
2. gather supplies for that first part.
3. stop to watch the dogs play.
4. give the dogs treats.
5. sit down on the couch and turn on the show you had paused.
6. get distracted and go to the kitchen.
7. remember
8. write this skeet.
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This is a great example that the US president is a lunatic. Listen carefully 🙈
December 16, 2025 at 9:25 AM
This is a great example that the US president is a lunatic. Listen carefully 🙈
I wrote an email to my congressional rep. I'm sure he'll read it and consider my opinion. I may have just saved Healthcare, people.
December 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I wrote an email to my congressional rep. I'm sure he'll read it and consider my opinion. I may have just saved Healthcare, people.
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Soap is free in Powerwash Simulator 2 and it’s an absolute game-changer.
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Soap is free in Powerwash Simulator 2 and it’s an absolute game-changer.
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This is appalling behavior from anyone but to see the President point his finger and tell a female reporter asking about the Epstein files “Quiet! Quiet, piggy!” Is alarming. We cannot normalize this.
November 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
This is appalling behavior from anyone but to see the President point his finger and tell a female reporter asking about the Epstein files “Quiet! Quiet, piggy!” Is alarming. We cannot normalize this.
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the sense of incredulity and comic revulsion i get every time i see a cybertruck in the wild has not been reduced by even a single degree in all the time they’ve been on the street
November 17, 2025 at 1:41 AM
the sense of incredulity and comic revulsion i get every time i see a cybertruck in the wild has not been reduced by even a single degree in all the time they’ve been on the street
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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A 15 year old cannot drive, vote, work, or live alone. They cant join the military. They cant be out past 10PM without an adult here.
And you, an adult man, want to have sex with them? Your desire is for POWER over them. That is all. They are defenseless. Powerless. They are children.
And you, an adult man, want to have sex with them? Your desire is for POWER over them. That is all. They are defenseless. Powerless. They are children.
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
A 15 year old cannot drive, vote, work, or live alone. They cant join the military. They cant be out past 10PM without an adult here.
And you, an adult man, want to have sex with them? Your desire is for POWER over them. That is all. They are defenseless. Powerless. They are children.
And you, an adult man, want to have sex with them? Your desire is for POWER over them. That is all. They are defenseless. Powerless. They are children.
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I can’t wait to experience a few fleeting moments of goodwill towards all mankind in a month or so
November 9, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I can’t wait to experience a few fleeting moments of goodwill towards all mankind in a month or so
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I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
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Socialism is what they called public power.
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
November 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Socialism is what they called public power.
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
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You know, he lit up the world with his beautiful smirk.
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
You know, he lit up the world with his beautiful smirk.
Saw a letter from our insurance in my mail preview. So excited to see what our new premium will be!
November 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Saw a letter from our insurance in my mail preview. So excited to see what our new premium will be!
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The president of the United States thinks asylum-seekers come from mental asylums.
He says it in almost every interview where the topic of migration comes up.
How is this not 25th Amendment territory? How is he not an embarrassment to this entire country?
He says it in almost every interview where the topic of migration comes up.
How is this not 25th Amendment territory? How is he not an embarrassment to this entire country?
November 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The president of the United States thinks asylum-seekers come from mental asylums.
He says it in almost every interview where the topic of migration comes up.
How is this not 25th Amendment territory? How is he not an embarrassment to this entire country?
He says it in almost every interview where the topic of migration comes up.
How is this not 25th Amendment territory? How is he not an embarrassment to this entire country?
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Brett Kavanaugh's behavior during today's second oral arguments has been incredibly obnoxious and rude. He is so eager to kill a service member's lawsuit against a negligent government contractor that he keeps interrupting other justices, raising his voice, and getting emotional. Weird and erratic.
November 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Brett Kavanaugh's behavior during today's second oral arguments has been incredibly obnoxious and rude. He is so eager to kill a service member's lawsuit against a negligent government contractor that he keeps interrupting other justices, raising his voice, and getting emotional. Weird and erratic.
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How amazing if both World Series teams stopped everything and agreed to be co-champions.
November 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
How amazing if both World Series teams stopped everything and agreed to be co-champions.
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REQUIRING DOCTOR’S NOTES IN ORDER TO EXCUSE ABSENCES IS BY DESIGN CLASSIST—ESPECIALLY IN A COUNTRY WITHOUT UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE!!
November 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
REQUIRING DOCTOR’S NOTES IN ORDER TO EXCUSE ABSENCES IS BY DESIGN CLASSIST—ESPECIALLY IN A COUNTRY WITHOUT UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE!!
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It's always "release the files" and never "justice for the victims"
November 2, 2025 at 12:43 PM
It's always "release the files" and never "justice for the victims"
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i bet a lot of these players have been playing baseball since they were kids. that’s probably a big reason why they’re so good. if you learn this kind of stuff when you’re young it gives you a big head start
November 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
i bet a lot of these players have been playing baseball since they were kids. that’s probably a big reason why they’re so good. if you learn this kind of stuff when you’re young it gives you a big head start
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A Biblically accurate Santa Claus.
November 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
A Biblically accurate Santa Claus.