Kind of funny that a lot of this is happening because all these rich and powerful people are afraid to contradict a fey old dunce who watches TV for 19 hours every day. A fitting way to go out for the worst and wimpiest elite the US ever produced. "Can't read, didn't want to get yelled at."

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Michael Clayton heads when they recognize the patina of shit coating them

GUY YOU MEET TWENTY HOURS INTO A RESIDENT EVIL GAME AFTER BATTLING A SERIES OF INCREASINGLY MAGIC MONSTERS: All that stuff was science by the way.

They sipped Tudd Spinney's fizzy pale honey cider and munched hot meadowcream scones that contained chunks of candied pear. The elders drank special dandelion'n'burdock beer and cut slices of red cheese with beechnut and rosemary to go with it.

Hey man welcome to the guest bedroom make yourself at home

[post credits Samuel L Jackson] “a complete unknown.” Did you really think you were the only one traveling? I’m here to talk to you about the Wilbury Initiative.

This sort of perspective is honestly so important. Until we get posts like this on Bluesky this platform will remain an echo chamber full of people who will not die at 51 of complications from a sprained ankle that they treated by drinking a gallon of mercury.

"Sorry i thought this was a different meeting"

If you're cold, they're cold. Bring them inside.

Heretic is a movie that bravely asks "what if a reddit atheist was scary"

I'm totally done with X/Twitter. I will still be doing my banking there, though.

I am a landlord.

I am enough.

Hoping for a "leftist joe rogan" to come along is a pipe dream. All we can really do is create an ultra far-right Rogan and then, in this new paradigm, annex the current (now moderate) Rogan as a voice for the left.

Had the experience of explaining to my students who somebody really famous when I was their age was, only instead of it being Britney Spears or Will Smith, it was Saddam Hussein this time

Just a heads up, I am the real Tweet of God account. The new one on here is an impostor.
- The Tweet of God

The end of the Cold War also spelled the end for classical dad jokes. Today dads say stuff like, “if Ray Romano went to the gym and got shredded, he’d be pectorino!” Psh. 1960s dads had the real shit, like: “I got a job with the CIA overthrowing Southeast Asian regimes. I get paid per Diem…”

Trump's podcast strategy was good for lots of reasons, among them is that podcasters don't ask "but how will you pay for that?"