melyssa
@melyssauras.bsky.social
31. she/her. queer like free palestine.
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Sorry. I have a lot of rules. I promise I’m also fun. If you follow the rules.
January 26, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Sorry. I have a lot of rules. I promise I’m also fun. If you follow the rules.
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I just saw this and it feels like an appropriate mantra for these trying times
stay hard, brothers (inclusive)
stay hard, brothers (inclusive)
January 22, 2026 at 12:26 AM
I just saw this and it feels like an appropriate mantra for these trying times
stay hard, brothers (inclusive)
stay hard, brothers (inclusive)
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I’m tired of being talked down to by people like this. They are doing the Elon Musk Mars In 2 Years bit but have tied the entire U.S. economy to a bespoke compliment generator. It’s time to start talking about these AI mutants like delusional babies.
“There will be more than enough jobs for the citizens of your nation, esp. those with vocational training,” said Karp. “I do think these trends really do make it hard to imagine why we should have large-scale immigration unless you have a very specialized skill.”
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Palantir CEO Says AI to Make Large-Scale Immigration Obsolete
Artificial intelligence will displace so many jobs that it will eliminate the need for mass immigration, according to Palantir Technologies Inc. Chief Executive Officer Alex Karp.
www.bloomberg.com
January 21, 2026 at 7:08 PM
I’m tired of being talked down to by people like this. They are doing the Elon Musk Mars In 2 Years bit but have tied the entire U.S. economy to a bespoke compliment generator. It’s time to start talking about these AI mutants like delusional babies.
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Three-day weekends make you feel like you could almost get your shit together. But you can’t. You can never get your shit together.
January 19, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Three-day weekends make you feel like you could almost get your shit together. But you can’t. You can never get your shit together.
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Córy Doctorow with another verbal bullseye: pluralistic.net/2026/01/13/n...
January 18, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Córy Doctorow with another verbal bullseye: pluralistic.net/2026/01/13/n...
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your very existence is troubling, enraging, and distracting as hell for some of the shittiest people on earth so no, i’m afraid you may not kill yourself rn
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
your very existence is troubling, enraging, and distracting as hell for some of the shittiest people on earth so no, i’m afraid you may not kill yourself rn
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“Twitter is a defiant producer of illegal porn, the kidnapped president of Venezuela is on trial in New York, and Europe is scrambling to figure out a response to a potential US invasion of Greenland” ok bro, sure, those are things
January 11, 2026 at 3:25 AM
“Twitter is a defiant producer of illegal porn, the kidnapped president of Venezuela is on trial in New York, and Europe is scrambling to figure out a response to a potential US invasion of Greenland” ok bro, sure, those are things
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yes, white women do evil, horrible bigoted shit all the time, and also, it’s real fucking important to be able to separate that from hating them on the basis of their gender
January 10, 2026 at 2:26 AM
yes, white women do evil, horrible bigoted shit all the time, and also, it’s real fucking important to be able to separate that from hating them on the basis of their gender
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The grief the grief the grief.
And the rage and love.
We have it in us to be so much better than this.
And the rage and love.
We have it in us to be so much better than this.
January 8, 2026 at 6:37 PM
The grief the grief the grief.
And the rage and love.
We have it in us to be so much better than this.
And the rage and love.
We have it in us to be so much better than this.
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banning X is a national security issue for every country, plain and simple
its explicit goal is to amplify and empower the largest Nazi-adjacent party in every country in which it operates
it is also the largest deepfake porn generator in the world
this is not a difficult call to make
its explicit goal is to amplify and empower the largest Nazi-adjacent party in every country in which it operates
it is also the largest deepfake porn generator in the world
this is not a difficult call to make
January 8, 2026 at 5:43 PM
banning X is a national security issue for every country, plain and simple
its explicit goal is to amplify and empower the largest Nazi-adjacent party in every country in which it operates
it is also the largest deepfake porn generator in the world
this is not a difficult call to make
its explicit goal is to amplify and empower the largest Nazi-adjacent party in every country in which it operates
it is also the largest deepfake porn generator in the world
this is not a difficult call to make
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peek = 🫣
peak = 🗻
pique = 👀
peak = 🗻
pique = 👀
January 5, 2026 at 8:35 PM
peek = 🫣
peak = 🗻
pique = 👀
peak = 🗻
pique = 👀
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Entire planet could be frolicking in the woods and meadows but instead we have to fight fascism because far too many of you love billionaires and bigotry more than you love yourselves.
January 5, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Entire planet could be frolicking in the woods and meadows but instead we have to fight fascism because far too many of you love billionaires and bigotry more than you love yourselves.
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YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR CONSTITUTING THE MEANING OF THINGS
January 3, 2026 at 6:08 AM
YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR CONSTITUTING THE MEANING OF THINGS
happy new year from the woods
January 1, 2026 at 3:03 AM
happy new year from the woods
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while we absolutely cannot get complacent, we really have kinda won the culture war in some very meaningful ways
i too have begun watching the straight man hockey podcasts discuss heated rivalry. this is the forum of athens to me
December 31, 2025 at 4:56 AM
while we absolutely cannot get complacent, we really have kinda won the culture war in some very meaningful ways
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if you're super dedicated to being obsessed with a team that will let you down, the Canucks are right there
December 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
if you're super dedicated to being obsessed with a team that will let you down, the Canucks are right there
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NOW GO OUT THERE AND LIVE THE FINAL DAYS OF THIS SHITSTAINED YEAR BEING KIND AND BOLD AND DARING AND FOLLOW THE RULES OF THE PIT WHEN YOU SEE SOMEBODY GO DOWN YOU HELP THEM THE FUCK BACK UP
December 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
NOW GO OUT THERE AND LIVE THE FINAL DAYS OF THIS SHITSTAINED YEAR BEING KIND AND BOLD AND DARING AND FOLLOW THE RULES OF THE PIT WHEN YOU SEE SOMEBODY GO DOWN YOU HELP THEM THE FUCK BACK UP
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We didn't survive and thrive as a species because we had warriors or hunters - pretty much every omnivore can manage that.
We did so because we developed Grandmothers, and domesticated Dogs.
Community is what defines us as a species, and every "self-reliant" libertarian shitweasel be damned.
We did so because we developed Grandmothers, and domesticated Dogs.
Community is what defines us as a species, and every "self-reliant" libertarian shitweasel be damned.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
December 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
We didn't survive and thrive as a species because we had warriors or hunters - pretty much every omnivore can manage that.
We did so because we developed Grandmothers, and domesticated Dogs.
Community is what defines us as a species, and every "self-reliant" libertarian shitweasel be damned.
We did so because we developed Grandmothers, and domesticated Dogs.
Community is what defines us as a species, and every "self-reliant" libertarian shitweasel be damned.
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As long as you understand where imagination ends and real world begins you should engage with whatever stories you like and this sort of blanket statement is silly
December 16, 2025 at 11:18 AM
As long as you understand where imagination ends and real world begins you should engage with whatever stories you like and this sort of blanket statement is silly
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there are some perks to the days I've had to stay in bed because of ✨hot girl tummy troubles✨
December 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
there are some perks to the days I've had to stay in bed because of ✨hot girl tummy troubles✨
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regrettable experience. learnt nothing from it
December 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
regrettable experience. learnt nothing from it