Michael Scorpio
@michaelscorpio.bsky.social
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my friend said the Budweiser Clydesdales were praying to Eywa and my uncle got so mad he had to go out into the backyard
December 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
my friend said the Budweiser Clydesdales were praying to Eywa and my uncle got so mad he had to go out into the backyard
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my uncle killed six na'vi and he has their hair tentacle dicks mounted on his wall. it's sick. disgusting.
People say “Avatar had no cultural impact” as though teaching a whole generation about the sacrifice of our brave boys who died fighting on Pandora doesn’t count as a cultural impact
December 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
my uncle killed six na'vi and he has their hair tentacle dicks mounted on his wall. it's sick. disgusting.
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Fellowship of the Ring - Frodo: *is stabbed by the With King of Angmar’s Morgul Blade* “AH FUCK!”
The Two Towers - Theoden King: *is stabbed by an uruk’s spear* “AH FUCK!”
Return of the King - Sauron: *the One Ring is destroyed* “AH FUCK!”
The Two Towers - Theoden King: *is stabbed by an uruk’s spear* “AH FUCK!”
Return of the King - Sauron: *the One Ring is destroyed* “AH FUCK!”
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Fellowship of the Ring - Frodo: *is stabbed by the With King of Angmar’s Morgul Blade* “AH FUCK!”
The Two Towers - Theoden King: *is stabbed by an uruk’s spear* “AH FUCK!”
Return of the King - Sauron: *the One Ring is destroyed* “AH FUCK!”
The Two Towers - Theoden King: *is stabbed by an uruk’s spear* “AH FUCK!”
Return of the King - Sauron: *the One Ring is destroyed* “AH FUCK!”
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![Comic. [Banner: Mathematical Society: 2025 Meeting.] PERSON 1 with bun: Any other new developments from the year to cover before we wrap? PERSON 2: Oh, the teens picked a new funny number. PERSON 3 with short hair: Aww, I’m glad to hear they’re still doing that. PERSON 4 with ponytail: I’ll add it to the list. [List: 23 (skidoo!; 42; 69; 420; 1,337; 58,008; [circled]: 67]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreig43e2u4zzpifhq6fbf2iwplmva2lt5rokfg5uws5dysbe55up6wa@jpeg)
December 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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🌸gentle reminder🌸
December 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
🌸gentle reminder🌸
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I once asked on the other app if barbers take into account face shape when cutting hair and make recommendations. Everyone who replied to told me that was “gay” and “men don’t do that”…so then it dawned on me why so many of ya’ll be looking crazy
December 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I once asked on the other app if barbers take into account face shape when cutting hair and make recommendations. Everyone who replied to told me that was “gay” and “men don’t do that”…so then it dawned on me why so many of ya’ll be looking crazy
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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
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Kind of a tangent, but feels like a good time to mention that @laurakbuzz.bsky.social's Access-Ability series of videos is kind of awesome. www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO76...
2025 Video Game Accessibility Recap - Access-Ability
YouTube video by LauraKBuzz
www.youtube.com
December 27, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Kind of a tangent, but feels like a good time to mention that @laurakbuzz.bsky.social's Access-Ability series of videos is kind of awesome. www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO76...
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I'm once again politely asking Bluesky developers to allow us to attach multiple photos and videos in one post.
December 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I'm once again politely asking Bluesky developers to allow us to attach multiple photos and videos in one post.
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Don't need to imagine, Sinatra had something to say about multicultural liberal democracies 🧵
December 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Don't need to imagine, Sinatra had something to say about multicultural liberal democracies 🧵
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thanks to AI you can now become the malignant illusion spinning demiurge whom Descartes had to axiomatically banish in order to make Rationality possible
The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction
December 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
thanks to AI you can now become the malignant illusion spinning demiurge whom Descartes had to axiomatically banish in order to make Rationality possible
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"they will be, one day"
no, they won't, any more than tires can help you fly. They're not built for that. They're a fundamentally different technology. An LLM does not exist to model conscious thought, it exists to take advantage of your willingness to see faces in things that aren't there.
no, they won't, any more than tires can help you fly. They're not built for that. They're a fundamentally different technology. An LLM does not exist to model conscious thought, it exists to take advantage of your willingness to see faces in things that aren't there.
December 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
"they will be, one day"
no, they won't, any more than tires can help you fly. They're not built for that. They're a fundamentally different technology. An LLM does not exist to model conscious thought, it exists to take advantage of your willingness to see faces in things that aren't there.
no, they won't, any more than tires can help you fly. They're not built for that. They're a fundamentally different technology. An LLM does not exist to model conscious thought, it exists to take advantage of your willingness to see faces in things that aren't there.
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Remember how all summer I had the chorus of white centrist pundits quoting my posts claiming I was fear mongering and a “doomer” for clearly stating my analysis that this kind of thing was going to become normalized and that rule of law wouldn’t matter in this situation as law is a construct.
"Her family has now been told she has been deported, despite US District Judge Brendan Hurson ruling Thursday that she could not be deported pending a hearing...attorneys said Monday that they have...confirm[ed] with the hospital she was born in Maryland." https://bit.ly/3MMdJvz
ICE detains woman whose lawyer insists is US citizen. DHS says she isn't
Federal agents arrested Dulce Consuelo Diaz Morales on her way home in Baltimore, Maryland.
bit.ly
December 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Remember how all summer I had the chorus of white centrist pundits quoting my posts claiming I was fear mongering and a “doomer” for clearly stating my analysis that this kind of thing was going to become normalized and that rule of law wouldn’t matter in this situation as law is a construct.
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I remember the phrase "they can't be allowed to melt back into society" re: the de-Baathification of Iraq after the war there. Like everything about that experience, the attempt was cynical, stupid, and botched. But there really should be a plan about what we do with guys like these in the future.
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I remember the phrase "they can't be allowed to melt back into society" re: the de-Baathification of Iraq after the war there. Like everything about that experience, the attempt was cynical, stupid, and botched. But there really should be a plan about what we do with guys like these in the future.
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Off until the New Year, so happy "Danita, it's Christmas!" holidays to y'all! ☃️🎁❄️🎄
December 22, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Off until the New Year, so happy "Danita, it's Christmas!" holidays to y'all! ☃️🎁❄️🎄
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A Bill Burr Christmas (2021)
November 22, 2024 at 1:08 PM
A Bill Burr Christmas (2021)
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Shacoby Kenny. #SayHisName
He was killed in a Boston jail by correctional officers on December 7.
@wutrain.bsky.social's administration has been paying that Sheriff's Department to house arrestees prior to arraignment.
Public dollars are funding these killers. City and state. #ShutDownSouthBay
He was killed in a Boston jail by correctional officers on December 7.
@wutrain.bsky.social's administration has been paying that Sheriff's Department to house arrestees prior to arraignment.
Public dollars are funding these killers. City and state. #ShutDownSouthBay
December 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Shacoby Kenny. #SayHisName
He was killed in a Boston jail by correctional officers on December 7.
@wutrain.bsky.social's administration has been paying that Sheriff's Department to house arrestees prior to arraignment.
Public dollars are funding these killers. City and state. #ShutDownSouthBay
He was killed in a Boston jail by correctional officers on December 7.
@wutrain.bsky.social's administration has been paying that Sheriff's Department to house arrestees prior to arraignment.
Public dollars are funding these killers. City and state. #ShutDownSouthBay
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Something that's getting lost in this story is that the "instructor" in question is not a professor with a PhD; she is a Graduate Teaching Assistant, meaning the University of Oklahoma has thrown one of ITS OWN STUDENTS under the bus to appease a right wing grifter who tried to dunk on a trans woman
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.” https://cnn.it/4b6g3rd
Oklahoma instructor removed from teaching for failing a Bible-based gender essay | CNN
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.”
cnn.it
December 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Something that's getting lost in this story is that the "instructor" in question is not a professor with a PhD; she is a Graduate Teaching Assistant, meaning the University of Oklahoma has thrown one of ITS OWN STUDENTS under the bus to appease a right wing grifter who tried to dunk on a trans woman
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Game boss: "I AM GUN GUY, THE GUY WHO SHOOTS THINGS WITH A GUN!"
*Defeats Gun Guy*
Gun Guy: "I...only...killed...because I was...sad." *dies*
Dude gamers: "This is the deepest story ever. No other art could tell a story like this. I am changed by this experience."
*Defeats Gun Guy*
Gun Guy: "I...only...killed...because I was...sad." *dies*
Dude gamers: "This is the deepest story ever. No other art could tell a story like this. I am changed by this experience."
December 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Game boss: "I AM GUN GUY, THE GUY WHO SHOOTS THINGS WITH A GUN!"
*Defeats Gun Guy*
Gun Guy: "I...only...killed...because I was...sad." *dies*
Dude gamers: "This is the deepest story ever. No other art could tell a story like this. I am changed by this experience."
*Defeats Gun Guy*
Gun Guy: "I...only...killed...because I was...sad." *dies*
Dude gamers: "This is the deepest story ever. No other art could tell a story like this. I am changed by this experience."
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Scrooge: *from the 60th floor*
you there, boy, what day is this?
Tiny Tim: why it's 9/11 sir
you there, boy, what day is this?
Tiny Tim: why it's 9/11 sir
May 3, 2023 at 2:33 PM
Scrooge: *from the 60th floor*
you there, boy, what day is this?
Tiny Tim: why it's 9/11 sir
you there, boy, what day is this?
Tiny Tim: why it's 9/11 sir
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“There are basically no Jews in Palestine”
In Palestine there are over 700,000 settlers doing this:
In Palestine there are over 700,000 settlers doing this:
December 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
“There are basically no Jews in Palestine”
In Palestine there are over 700,000 settlers doing this:
In Palestine there are over 700,000 settlers doing this:
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Disco Elysium - The Final Cut is free on Internet Archive for the foreseeable future.
Disco Elysium - The Final Cut is free on Epic Games Store for the next 24 hours. Another mystery freebie tomorrow buff.ly/aadJJDg
December 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Disco Elysium - The Final Cut is free on Internet Archive for the foreseeable future.
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And that’s why all dead Ender neoliberals keep loosing easily won elections to Nazis.
America is a literal fascist police state
“Defund the police” is a moderate position now get over quisling or be correctly labeled as a fascist collaborator as your narrative is only helping the fascists in power
America is a literal fascist police state
“Defund the police” is a moderate position now get over quisling or be correctly labeled as a fascist collaborator as your narrative is only helping the fascists in power
In a democracy you have to convince people to vote for policies and positions that you hold. If your slogans bring up imaginings of chaotic anarchy, of bands of criminals going door to door with no cops to protect people, that slogan is stupid.
December 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
And that’s why all dead Ender neoliberals keep loosing easily won elections to Nazis.
America is a literal fascist police state
“Defund the police” is a moderate position now get over quisling or be correctly labeled as a fascist collaborator as your narrative is only helping the fascists in power
America is a literal fascist police state
“Defund the police” is a moderate position now get over quisling or be correctly labeled as a fascist collaborator as your narrative is only helping the fascists in power