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Michelle 🎅🏼🎄
@michellemv.bsky.social
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she/her. Mother of cats and dogs.
Time Magazine 2006 Person of the Year. Former Gulf Coaster turned CO person. Team Oxford Comma.
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beardynoise.bsky.social
everything is so fucked and I still have to do the laundry
December 15, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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parsnip.bsky.social
i don't think it's an exaggeration to say that rob reiner is a meaningful part of the reason i have the federal right to marry today
chrisgeidner.bsky.social Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 9h
Rob Reiner was one of the key people behind the effort to go to court to overturn California's anti-marriage equality Proposition 8 when it passed in 2008.

Working with Chad Griffin, they founded the American Foundation for Equal Rights and got Ted Olson and David Boies to team up to fight Prop 8.
December 15, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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gennhutchison.bsky.social
I don’t know how to process the horrific fire hose of tragedy that has been omnipresent but has spiked this weekend, and I suspect I’m not alone. We aren’t meant to carry this much suffering and be able to function at “normal” capacity. Be gentle with yourself and others, if you can.
December 15, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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runwithskizzers.bsky.social
we should all watch a rob reiner movie tomorrow, this entire site, just pick one and put it on at like 8pm est
December 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
michellemv.bsky.social
Well fuck. Now I’m crying.
meredithshiner.com Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 10h
Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
December 15, 2025 at 3:42 AM
michellemv.bsky.social
This is devastating. The last 24 hours have been horrific. I’d like off the ride please.
December 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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infinitescream.bsky.social
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
December 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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freeburian.bsky.social
March 2026.

In paperback: SHAKESPEARE'S BORROWED FEATHERS: HOW EARLY MODERN PLAYWRIGHTS SHAPED THE WORLD'S GREATEST WRITER.

www.amazon.com/Shakespeares...

#ShakespearesBorrowedFeathers #Shakespeare #EarlyModernDrama #Literature #BookRelease #History #TheatreHistory #MustRead
December 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
if these kids were conservative influencers, it would not have been "things can happen"
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19h
Trump on the shooting at Brown University: “Things can happen”
December 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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flavorflav.bsky.social
Any dentists in Kenosha, WI wanna help out a young autistic girl,?? This child needs 5 root canals due to her autism medicine.

Imma trade you a pair of tickets to our show in Chicago with GNR and a meeting next July

www.gofundme.com/f/help-with-...
Donate to My 11 year old autistic granddaughter needs 5 root canals, organized by Shirley Tutor-Perez
My granddaughter Rhiannon will be 11 on 12/20. She has been b… Shirley Tutor-Perez needs your support for My 11 year old autistic granddaughter needs 5 root canals
www.gofundme.com
December 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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lucagalletti.bsky.social
Magnificent Aurora over Loften, Norway ~ time lapse
December 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
michellemv.bsky.social
Eating the rich has a long, storied history.
jenashleywright.bsky.social Jennifer Wright @jenashleywright.bsky.social · 1d
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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icesheetmike.bsky.social
Welp. ICE agents have been confirmed today in our town in Colorado (Longmont). I was wondering when they'd come. (Took longer than expected, TBH.) I have a bag of small metal whistles, time to hand them out to neighbors with instructions.

For Coloradans: 1-844-UNITE-41
^ Put it on speed-dial.
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Home | CORRN
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December 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
michellemv.bsky.social
This line is a gem amongst an entire column full of gems. I shriek laughed.
charlotteclymer.bsky.social Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 2d
"In lieu of having a health secretary who is committed to keeping American citizens safe and healthy, we’ve been offered the tepid consolation prize of an expired midlife crisis that’s been in slow decay since the mid-90s."
RFK, Jr. Can't Do Pull-Ups
He sucks at them.
charlotteclymer.substack.com
December 13, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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courtneymilan.com
Guys it’s not just that they want to remove Abrego Garcia from this country. They could probably remove him to Costa Rica.

They want to deport him to somewhere that will kill and/or torture him. That’s the issue.
December 12, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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erikahall.bsky.social
It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
michellemv.bsky.social
That fuckwit. He truly has no concept of how pardons work. You cannot pardon someone convicted on state charges Donnie.
Trump says on Truth Social he's pardoning former Mesa County Clerk Tina Peters
In a social media post, President Donald Trump said he was granting former Mesa County Clerk Tina Peters a full pardon.
www.9news.com
December 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
michellemv.bsky.social
This is stupid & horrible. Also, dibs on The Winter Soldier.
December 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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theonion.com
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
michellemv.bsky.social
Another cognitive test huh? I suspect we’ve reached the oatmeal dribbling out his ears phase.
pbump.com Philip Bump @pbump.com · 5d
Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.
There has never been a President that has worked as hard as me! My hours are the longest, and my results are among the best. I’ve stopped Eight Wars, saving many millions of lives in the process, created the Greatest Economy in the History of our Country, brought Business back into the United States at levels never seen before, rebuilt our Military, created the Largest Tax Cuts and Regulation Cuts, EVER, closed our open and very dangerous Southern Border, when previous Administrations were unable to do so, and created an “aura” around the United States of America that has led every Country in the World to respect us more than ever before. In addition to all of that, I go out of my way to do long, thorough, and very boring Medical Examinations at the Great Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, seen and supervised by top doctors, all of whom have given me PERFECT Marks — Some have even said they have never seen such Strong Results. I do these Tests because I owe it to our Country. In addition to the Medical, I have done something that no other President has done, on three separate occasions, the last one being recently, by taking what is known as a Cognitive Examination, something which few people would be able to do very well, including those working at The New York Times, and I ACED all three of them in front of large numbers of doctors and experts, most of whom I do not know. I have been told that few people have been able to “ace” this Examination and, in fact, most do very poorly, which is why many other Presidents have decided not to take it at all. Despite all of this, the time and work involved, The New York Times, and some others, like to pretend that I am “slowing up,” am maybe not as sharp as I once was, or am in poor physical health, knowing that it is not true, and knowing that I work very hard, probably harder than I have ever worked before. I will know when I am “slowing up,” but it’s not now! After all of the work I have done with Medical Exams, Cognitive Exams, and everything else, I actually believe it’s seditious, perhaps even treasonous, for The New York Times, and others, to consistently do FAKE reports in order to libel and demean “THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.” They are true Enemies of the People, and we should do something about it. They have inaccurately reported on all of my Election Results and, in fact, were forced to apologize on much of what they wrote. The best thing that could happen to this Country would be if The New York Times would cease publication because they are a horrible, biased, and untruthful “source” of information. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
December 10, 2025 at 4:57 AM
michellemv.bsky.social
I have died & am posting from the great beyond.
samthielman.com CHOAM for the holidays @samthielman.com · 5d
I saw a lot of people posting their favorite cover songs and thought I’d add mine to the mix
December 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
michellemv.bsky.social
GET THE SHINGLES VACCINE. I had a mild case of shingles in my early 20s & that was enough to convince me that I didn’t want to do that again. Got my series as soon as I could. Side effects are not fun for some people but they’re still better than full-blown shingles.
levin.bsky.social Elana Levin @levin.bsky.social · 6d
All over my FB people talking about their bad experiences with shingles vax and dissuading each other from getting it! We need to give people real info on how to mitigate the symtoms caused by vaccines because vaccines are always better than meeting a virus unprepared. Yet drs aren't coaching ppl
December 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM