Michelle 🎅🏼🎄
@michellemv.bsky.social
she/her. Mother of cats and dogs.
Time Magazine 2006 Person of the Year. Former Gulf Coaster turned CO person. Team Oxford Comma.
Time Magazine 2006 Person of the Year. Former Gulf Coaster turned CO person. Team Oxford Comma.
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Welp. ICE agents have been confirmed today in our town in Colorado (Longmont). I was wondering when they'd come. (Took longer than expected, TBH.) I have a bag of small metal whistles, time to hand them out to neighbors with instructions.
For Coloradans: 1-844-UNITE-41
^ Put it on speed-dial.
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For Coloradans: 1-844-UNITE-41
^ Put it on speed-dial.
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www.coloradorapidresponsenetwork.com
December 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Welp. ICE agents have been confirmed today in our town in Colorado (Longmont). I was wondering when they'd come. (Took longer than expected, TBH.) I have a bag of small metal whistles, time to hand them out to neighbors with instructions.
For Coloradans: 1-844-UNITE-41
^ Put it on speed-dial.
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For Coloradans: 1-844-UNITE-41
^ Put it on speed-dial.
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This line is a gem amongst an entire column full of gems. I shriek laughed.
"In lieu of having a health secretary who is committed to keeping American citizens safe and healthy, we’ve been offered the tepid consolation prize of an expired midlife crisis that’s been in slow decay since the mid-90s."
RFK, Jr. Can't Do Pull-Ups
He sucks at them.
charlotteclymer.substack.com
December 13, 2025 at 4:40 AM
This line is a gem amongst an entire column full of gems. I shriek laughed.
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Guys it’s not just that they want to remove Abrego Garcia from this country. They could probably remove him to Costa Rica.
They want to deport him to somewhere that will kill and/or torture him. That’s the issue.
They want to deport him to somewhere that will kill and/or torture him. That’s the issue.
December 12, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Guys it’s not just that they want to remove Abrego Garcia from this country. They could probably remove him to Costa Rica.
They want to deport him to somewhere that will kill and/or torture him. That’s the issue.
They want to deport him to somewhere that will kill and/or torture him. That’s the issue.
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It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
That fuckwit. He truly has no concept of how pardons work. You cannot pardon someone convicted on state charges Donnie.
Trump says on Truth Social he's pardoning former Mesa County Clerk Tina Peters
In a social media post, President Donald Trump said he was granting former Mesa County Clerk Tina Peters a full pardon.
www.9news.com
December 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
That fuckwit. He truly has no concept of how pardons work. You cannot pardon someone convicted on state charges Donnie.
This is stupid & horrible. Also, dibs on The Winter Soldier.
This is such weaksauce. Best they can come up with is “what if it’s you under Iron Man’s helmet?”
Disney wants you to AI-generate yourself into your favorite Marvel movie
The media company is investing $1bn in OpenAI – and allowing its characters to be used in generated videos
www.theguardian.com
December 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
This is stupid & horrible. Also, dibs on The Winter Soldier.
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
Another cognitive test huh? I suspect we’ve reached the oatmeal dribbling out his ears phase.
Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.
December 10, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Another cognitive test huh? I suspect we’ve reached the oatmeal dribbling out his ears phase.
I have died & am posting from the great beyond.
I saw a lot of people posting their favorite cover songs and thought I’d add mine to the mix
December 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I have died & am posting from the great beyond.
GET THE SHINGLES VACCINE. I had a mild case of shingles in my early 20s & that was enough to convince me that I didn’t want to do that again. Got my series as soon as I could. Side effects are not fun for some people but they’re still better than full-blown shingles.
All over my FB people talking about their bad experiences with shingles vax and dissuading each other from getting it! We need to give people real info on how to mitigate the symtoms caused by vaccines because vaccines are always better than meeting a virus unprepared. Yet drs aren't coaching ppl
December 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
GET THE SHINGLES VACCINE. I had a mild case of shingles in my early 20s & that was enough to convince me that I didn’t want to do that again. Got my series as soon as I could. Side effects are not fun for some people but they’re still better than full-blown shingles.
Oh look. He’s back. And he’s still wrong.
December 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Oh look. He’s back. And he’s still wrong.
Stop trying to make fetch happen.
If Kamala Harris had picked Josh Shapiro as a running mate, she’d likely be President now.
Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin almost always vote the same way in any given election. And she only barely lost these three states.
Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin almost always vote the same way in any given election. And she only barely lost these three states.
December 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Stop trying to make fetch happen.
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If Kamala Harris had been a white man, she'd likely be President now.
The END.
Folks need to be honest about this. I'm tired of people ignoring the blatant misogynoir that laces every conversation.
The END.
Folks need to be honest about this. I'm tired of people ignoring the blatant misogynoir that laces every conversation.
If Kamala Harris had picked Josh Shapiro as a running mate, she’d likely be President now.
Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin almost always vote the same way in any given election. And she only barely lost these three states.
Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin almost always vote the same way in any given election. And she only barely lost these three states.
December 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
If Kamala Harris had been a white man, she'd likely be President now.
The END.
Folks need to be honest about this. I'm tired of people ignoring the blatant misogynoir that laces every conversation.
The END.
Folks need to be honest about this. I'm tired of people ignoring the blatant misogynoir that laces every conversation.
Well a good start would be by supporting trans people & the unhoused, you judgey Lego wig wearing bastard.
California Governor Gavin Newsom said on Thursday that the Democratic Party needed to be “more culturally normal” and “less judgmental.”
December 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Well a good start would be by supporting trans people & the unhoused, you judgey Lego wig wearing bastard.
Oooh I’m an “undesirable” - EXCELLENT!
🚨Pam Bondi is ordering the FBI to “compile a list" of Americans who may be extremists, per signed memo leaked to me:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leak-fbi-l...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leak-fbi-l...
LEAK: FBI List of “Extremists” Is Coming, Memo Reveals
Are you on Trump's naughty list?
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Oooh I’m an “undesirable” - EXCELLENT!
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you’re never going to believe this. the woke left’s depraved war on christmas is escalating. sources tell me they’re planning to make the yuletide gay
December 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
you’re never going to believe this. the woke left’s depraved war on christmas is escalating. sources tell me they’re planning to make the yuletide gay
NOPE. This guy sucks.
Josh Shapiro believes he is uniquely suited to win over Trump voters—but he’ll need to overcome distrust among some in his own party first, Tim Alberta reports: theatln.tc/mR9AHSG4
December 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
NOPE. This guy sucks.
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
This is one of my favorite CO holiday traditions- it’s a reminder of the enormous kindness of everyday people like @kylec.bsky.social
Eight years now I've worn the late Doyle Larson's jacket, at his widow's request, as a reminder that many families aren't whole at the holidays.
December 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
This is one of my favorite CO holiday traditions- it’s a reminder of the enormous kindness of everyday people like @kylec.bsky.social
I hope she got everything she wanted - and I hope she’s living large in that timeshare near a Benihana.
December 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I hope she got everything she wanted - and I hope she’s living large in that timeshare near a Benihana.
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Not to defend Olivia Nuzzi, who broke every rule in journalism and promoted a charlatan to his current position. But it's incredibly telling that she will lose her job, but RFK Jr. gets to stay in his job despite the reports of his drug use, his affairs and his defenestrating of public health.
December 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Not to defend Olivia Nuzzi, who broke every rule in journalism and promoted a charlatan to his current position. But it's incredibly telling that she will lose her job, but RFK Jr. gets to stay in his job despite the reports of his drug use, his affairs and his defenestrating of public health.