The Middleton
@mightymid.bsky.social
Gamer, IT goblin, witty nonsense generation machine
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The goal of companies generating AI was never to make the world a better place, it was for engagement. And they’re willing to make you go insane to get it.
Watch the full video on YouTube: OpenAI Wants You To Go Insane
youtu.be/fPW3B6v60nc
Watch the full video on YouTube: OpenAI Wants You To Go Insane
youtu.be/fPW3B6v60nc
OpenAI Wants You To Go Insane
YouTube video by Adam Conover
youtu.be
December 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The goal of companies generating AI was never to make the world a better place, it was for engagement. And they’re willing to make you go insane to get it.
Watch the full video on YouTube: OpenAI Wants You To Go Insane
youtu.be/fPW3B6v60nc
Watch the full video on YouTube: OpenAI Wants You To Go Insane
youtu.be/fPW3B6v60nc
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[watching a musical]
god, please don’t let it be another song…
god, please don’t let it be another song…
November 2, 2024 at 1:43 AM
[watching a musical]
god, please don’t let it be another song…
god, please don’t let it be another song…
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i am a regular guy
December 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
i am a regular guy
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triscuit?? oh you mean the wicker cracker
October 16, 2024 at 9:00 PM
triscuit?? oh you mean the wicker cracker
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October 29, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Said it before and I’ll say it again:
If you have an account on Twitter, delete it! Make this place your home instead!
If you have an account on Twitter, delete it! Make this place your home instead!
October 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Said it before and I’ll say it again:
If you have an account on Twitter, delete it! Make this place your home instead!
If you have an account on Twitter, delete it! Make this place your home instead!
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🫢 😳 😧 🤢 🤮 😡
I have an even worse feeling about THIS:
I have an even worse feeling about THIS:
October 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
🫢 😳 😧 🤢 🤮 😡
I have an even worse feeling about THIS:
I have an even worse feeling about THIS:
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Hell yes I lift bruh
October 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Hell yes I lift bruh
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I'm endlessly running into people who apologize for saying political things and say things like "I don't want to get political, but"
that thinking needs to go
politics is life
not talking politics helped normalize these authoritarian chuds
that thinking needs to go
politics is life
not talking politics helped normalize these authoritarian chuds
October 21, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I'm endlessly running into people who apologize for saying political things and say things like "I don't want to get political, but"
that thinking needs to go
politics is life
not talking politics helped normalize these authoritarian chuds
that thinking needs to go
politics is life
not talking politics helped normalize these authoritarian chuds
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ATTENTION PARENTS: is your child texting about stealing from the Louvre? know the signs:
RTFM: robbing the famous museum
LMAO: looting my ass off
LSTCDTS: let's see Tom Cruise do this shit
MLM: Mona Lisa's mine
RTFM: robbing the famous museum
LMAO: looting my ass off
LSTCDTS: let's see Tom Cruise do this shit
MLM: Mona Lisa's mine
October 20, 2025 at 4:56 AM
ATTENTION PARENTS: is your child texting about stealing from the Louvre? know the signs:
RTFM: robbing the famous museum
LMAO: looting my ass off
LSTCDTS: let's see Tom Cruise do this shit
MLM: Mona Lisa's mine
RTFM: robbing the famous museum
LMAO: looting my ass off
LSTCDTS: let's see Tom Cruise do this shit
MLM: Mona Lisa's mine
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Absolutely nothing
October 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Absolutely nothing
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"we are all, how you say, trying to find l'homme who did this"
October 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
"we are all, how you say, trying to find l'homme who did this"
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The handle came off the microwave so we're playing an old timey game of expecting a long distance call
October 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The handle came off the microwave so we're playing an old timey game of expecting a long distance call
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a lot of people really liked this picture of a cheeseboard when i posted it on here. so i created a practical guide on how to make one:
In this month's "Small Bites," @jesseraub.bsky.social turns to express his feelings on the inanity of ordinary life while our country descends into havoc under the current regime.
Small Bites: How to make a cheeseboard
An informative guide to an affordable luxury while ICE terrorizes the United States.
tonemadison.com
October 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM
a lot of people really liked this picture of a cheeseboard when i posted it on here. so i created a practical guide on how to make one:
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ME: Hey Stephen King, what’s your book about
STEPHEN KING: There’s this extradimensional spore that takes over a small town
ME: Oh that could be interesting sure
STEPHEN KING: Humans call it Uncle Ding-Dong
ME: They…call it—
STEPHEN KING: Uncle Ding-Dong
ME: Why
STEPHEN KING: idk
STEPHEN KING: There’s this extradimensional spore that takes over a small town
ME: Oh that could be interesting sure
STEPHEN KING: Humans call it Uncle Ding-Dong
ME: They…call it—
STEPHEN KING: Uncle Ding-Dong
ME: Why
STEPHEN KING: idk
December 27, 2024 at 3:48 PM
ME: Hey Stephen King, what’s your book about
STEPHEN KING: There’s this extradimensional spore that takes over a small town
ME: Oh that could be interesting sure
STEPHEN KING: Humans call it Uncle Ding-Dong
ME: They…call it—
STEPHEN KING: Uncle Ding-Dong
ME: Why
STEPHEN KING: idk
STEPHEN KING: There’s this extradimensional spore that takes over a small town
ME: Oh that could be interesting sure
STEPHEN KING: Humans call it Uncle Ding-Dong
ME: They…call it—
STEPHEN KING: Uncle Ding-Dong
ME: Why
STEPHEN KING: idk
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[conservatives say immigrants and trans people should be gassed to death]
JD VANCE: liberals can’t take a joke. boys will be boys
[someone says JD Vance rapes couches]
JD VANCE: domestic terrorists continue to tear at Lady Liberty’s sacred fabric that provides shelter for this great nation
JD VANCE: liberals can’t take a joke. boys will be boys
[someone says JD Vance rapes couches]
JD VANCE: domestic terrorists continue to tear at Lady Liberty’s sacred fabric that provides shelter for this great nation
October 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
[conservatives say immigrants and trans people should be gassed to death]
JD VANCE: liberals can’t take a joke. boys will be boys
[someone says JD Vance rapes couches]
JD VANCE: domestic terrorists continue to tear at Lady Liberty’s sacred fabric that provides shelter for this great nation
JD VANCE: liberals can’t take a joke. boys will be boys
[someone says JD Vance rapes couches]
JD VANCE: domestic terrorists continue to tear at Lady Liberty’s sacred fabric that provides shelter for this great nation
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enter sandwichman
October 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
enter sandwichman
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“This recipe’s from AI.” Got it. So the secret ingredient shall not be love.
September 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
“This recipe’s from AI.” Got it. So the secret ingredient shall not be love.
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Dolly Parton Shares Video Confirming Sister A Shit-Stirring Bitch https://theonion.com/dolly-parton-shares-video-confirming-sister-a-shit-stirring-bitch/
October 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Dolly Parton Shares Video Confirming Sister A Shit-Stirring Bitch https://theonion.com/dolly-parton-shares-video-confirming-sister-a-shit-stirring-bitch/
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The Watergate Hearings were wild. Not only did lawmakers hold Republicans accountable for lying and breaking laws. Republicans exhibited shame and remorse
October 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The Watergate Hearings were wild. Not only did lawmakers hold Republicans accountable for lying and breaking laws. Republicans exhibited shame and remorse
Punk-goth nephalim seekers
October 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Punk-goth nephalim seekers
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An expert analysis. Rest in peace, Jane.
Clip Of Jane Goodall Analyzing Trump's Chimp-Like Behavior Goes Viral After Her Death
www.comicsands.com
October 2, 2025 at 4:51 PM
An expert analysis. Rest in peace, Jane.
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