Mike P
@mikepankowski.bsky.social
Hey, I get bored and post stuff. Just trying to keep things fun here.
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“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
I asked what I should use instead of firefox and someone said “floorp” and I legitimately thought it was a bit for like five minutes. tech has gone beyond making the torment nexus real to making poob real.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
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My friend Scot sent me his set of these when they were repurposing his doodad room as a nursery and I remember washing the one I used as my office water receptacle in the office kitchen when I was at Vice and the bottom just popped off like the lid on a can of cranberry sauce.
December 17, 2025 at 4:41 AM
My friend Scot sent me his set of these when they were repurposing his doodad room as a nursery and I remember washing the one I used as my office water receptacle in the office kitchen when I was at Vice and the bottom just popped off like the lid on a can of cranberry sauce.
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In Zohran Mamdani's America, the New York Knicks just won a championship.
December 17, 2025 at 4:06 AM
In Zohran Mamdani's America, the New York Knicks just won a championship.
The last time I paid attention to a Knicks/Spurs game so closely, Allan Houston and Sean Elliott were involved
December 17, 2025 at 4:01 AM
The last time I paid attention to a Knicks/Spurs game so closely, Allan Houston and Sean Elliott were involved
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15 years ago today Anthony Pettis jumped off the cage and kicked Benson Henderson in the face in one of the most surreal moments I’ve ever witnessed in combat sports
December 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
15 years ago today Anthony Pettis jumped off the cage and kicked Benson Henderson in the face in one of the most surreal moments I’ve ever witnessed in combat sports
Cammie had a top 5 crash out of the year.
December 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Cammie had a top 5 crash out of the year.
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Rob Reiner was a good guy. He made a lot of movies about good guys, in worlds where not everyone was good and you didn’t have to be good. He made movies about people trying. He was angry, as many hopeful people are. He knew the world could be better and he wanted it to be. His death is devastating.
December 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Rob Reiner was a good guy. He made a lot of movies about good guys, in worlds where not everyone was good and you didn’t have to be good. He made movies about people trying. He was angry, as many hopeful people are. He knew the world could be better and he wanted it to be. His death is devastating.
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Rivers getting through that first half with a 1.9-yard average depth of completion
December 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Rivers getting through that first half with a 1.9-yard average depth of completion
Philly Rivers is about to be the QB in a NFL game in the year of our lord 2025.
I'm so excited for Philly to look like shit.
I'm so excited for Philly to look like shit.
December 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Philly Rivers is about to be the QB in a NFL game in the year of our lord 2025.
I'm so excited for Philly to look like shit.
I'm so excited for Philly to look like shit.
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John Cena retires and the Chiefs get knocked out of the playoffs in the same weekend.
December 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
John Cena retires and the Chiefs get knocked out of the playoffs in the same weekend.
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The Lightning just put 220 shot attempts, 97 shots on goal, and 64 high danger chances on Ilya Sorokin over the past 11 days and he gave up 3 total goals against in that time
December 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The Lightning just put 220 shot attempts, 97 shots on goal, and 64 high danger chances on Ilya Sorokin over the past 11 days and he gave up 3 total goals against in that time
The goddamn New York Islanders are in 1st place in the East & the goddamn Hofstra Pride is 2-0 against ACC teams this year? Everything's coming up Milhouse
December 14, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The goddamn New York Islanders are in 1st place in the East & the goddamn Hofstra Pride is 2-0 against ACC teams this year? Everything's coming up Milhouse
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Honestly think this is the worst NFL idea anybody has had since the Jeff Saturday head coaching stint
The Colts will start QB Philip Rivers on Sunday against the Seahawks, sources tell The Insiders.
Age 44, out of retirement, after a full week of practice, Rivers is a go.
Age 44, out of retirement, after a full week of practice, Rivers is a go.
December 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Honestly think this is the worst NFL idea anybody has had since the Jeff Saturday head coaching stint
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Sharing this to commemorate Dick Van Dyke’s centenary.
One of the best exchanges I’ve ever seen on social media was when Lt. Cmndr Data and Bert the Chimney Sweep got into a rumble over Angela Lansbury.
December 13, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Sharing this to commemorate Dick Van Dyke’s centenary.
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R.I.P. Peter Greene
Loved him in The Mask, Under Siege 2, Pulp Fiction, Judgment Night...
Loved him in The Mask, Under Siege 2, Pulp Fiction, Judgment Night...
December 13, 2025 at 2:45 PM
R.I.P. Peter Greene
Loved him in The Mask, Under Siege 2, Pulp Fiction, Judgment Night...
Loved him in The Mask, Under Siege 2, Pulp Fiction, Judgment Night...
Happy to finally get darts posts on Bluesky
December 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Happy to finally get darts posts on Bluesky
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Aaron Judge and Giancarlo Stanton and Pete Alonso and Junior Caminero are gonna see Taylor Rogers next season more than their own families
December 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Aaron Judge and Giancarlo Stanton and Pete Alonso and Junior Caminero are gonna see Taylor Rogers next season more than their own families
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Cody Rhodes will never stop looking like a fucking dork. Even with his neck tattoo digitally removed or whatever.
A new look at Cody Rhodes as Guile in the new Street Fighter movie
December 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Cody Rhodes will never stop looking like a fucking dork. Even with his neck tattoo digitally removed or whatever.
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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i stand by this statement every year
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Average person: "This Disney deal with Sora is confusing."
People who played Kingdom Hearts: "You think THAT Disney/Sora deal is confusing?! Let me tell you about...."
People who played Kingdom Hearts: "You think THAT Disney/Sora deal is confusing?! Let me tell you about...."
December 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Average person: "This Disney deal with Sora is confusing."
People who played Kingdom Hearts: "You think THAT Disney/Sora deal is confusing?! Let me tell you about...."
People who played Kingdom Hearts: "You think THAT Disney/Sora deal is confusing?! Let me tell you about...."
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Have to imagine Keith is currently workshopping a “Pete leaving is Zohran Mamdani’s fault” take
Ron Darling also said he's "flabbergasted" by the Alonso news. Would love to hear Keith Hernandez's thoughts. He was adamant that Pete should come back.
December 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Have to imagine Keith is currently workshopping a “Pete leaving is Zohran Mamdani’s fault” take
I would appreciate it if the Mets fan crash out on Alonso goes on long enough that I can get his 2019 Topps Chrome Rookie Autograph cards at a decent price.
December 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I would appreciate it if the Mets fan crash out on Alonso goes on long enough that I can get his 2019 Topps Chrome Rookie Autograph cards at a decent price.
Mets fans crashing out over the last 2 weeks are also the same Mets fans who also the same people who are willing to forget that the team crashed and burned down the stretch. I like Alonso and Diaz, they have only had 2 playoff appearances in 7 years.
December 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Mets fans crashing out over the last 2 weeks are also the same Mets fans who also the same people who are willing to forget that the team crashed and burned down the stretch. I like Alonso and Diaz, they have only had 2 playoff appearances in 7 years.
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Somewhere back in our podcast archives almost a decade ago @jeffreypaternostro.bsky.social and I somewhat jokingly suggested WWE should belt Bobby Roode because his entrance was so fucking cool and you guys have done this unironically with supposedly serious baseball analysis
December 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Somewhere back in our podcast archives almost a decade ago @jeffreypaternostro.bsky.social and I somewhat jokingly suggested WWE should belt Bobby Roode because his entrance was so fucking cool and you guys have done this unironically with supposedly serious baseball analysis