Gadabout town
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unseen mascot high up on some rooftop firing a foil wrapped hot dog directly through my head. investigators will later discover it's been engraved with the words Make Some Noise
December 31, 2025 at 5:12 AM
unseen mascot high up on some rooftop firing a foil wrapped hot dog directly through my head. investigators will later discover it's been engraved with the words Make Some Noise
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This might sound harsh, and judgmental, but if video is your preferred way of getting information about a topic, you’re a fucking moron
December 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
This might sound harsh, and judgmental, but if video is your preferred way of getting information about a topic, you’re a fucking moron
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The key difference between keeping a cat & a chimpanzee as a pet, is that a cat will eat your face off when you die; but a chimpanzee doesn’t have that kind of patience.
December 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The key difference between keeping a cat & a chimpanzee as a pet, is that a cat will eat your face off when you die; but a chimpanzee doesn’t have that kind of patience.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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![Comic. [Banner: Mathematical Society: 2025 Meeting.] PERSON 1 with bun: Any other new developments from the year to cover before we wrap? PERSON 2: Oh, the teens picked a new funny number. PERSON 3 with short hair: Aww, I’m glad to hear they’re still doing that. PERSON 4 with ponytail: I’ll add it to the list. [List: 23 (skidoo!; 42; 69; 420; 1,337; 58,008; [circled]: 67]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreig43e2u4zzpifhq6fbf2iwplmva2lt5rokfg5uws5dysbe55up6wa@jpeg)
December 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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the whole Amish barn building thing never did much for me... so they're really fast at doing a thing that they do all the time. ok. the url of basically every website i go to autocompletes after i type one letter
April 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
the whole Amish barn building thing never did much for me... so they're really fast at doing a thing that they do all the time. ok. the url of basically every website i go to autocompletes after i type one letter
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If there was a new Christmas song as horny as Santa Baby, accounting for inflation it’d be called like I Need Santa to Crush My Skull With His Sleigh
December 25, 2025 at 11:28 AM
If there was a new Christmas song as horny as Santa Baby, accounting for inflation it’d be called like I Need Santa to Crush My Skull With His Sleigh
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I honestly don't mind the idea of a newsletter specifically made up of boring writing that helps you fall asleep, but you have to tell me upfront that's what you will feature my work in. You can't just say you want my "classic philosophical insights with an erotic twist" without clarification.
December 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I honestly don't mind the idea of a newsletter specifically made up of boring writing that helps you fall asleep, but you have to tell me upfront that's what you will feature my work in. You can't just say you want my "classic philosophical insights with an erotic twist" without clarification.
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LeBron Pressures Bronny To Have Grandchildren Before He’s Too Old To Play With Them In NBA https://theonion.com/lebron-pressures-bronny-to-have-grandchildren-before-hes-too-old-to-play-with-them-in-nba/
December 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
LeBron Pressures Bronny To Have Grandchildren Before He’s Too Old To Play With Them In NBA https://theonion.com/lebron-pressures-bronny-to-have-grandchildren-before-hes-too-old-to-play-with-them-in-nba/
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let's be honest just amongst ourselves: complying with the epstein law is an impossible task. imagine being one of the lawyers having to decide on what you can/should lawfully redact. imagine the sheer volume of documents. and to this i say lol and lmao. well played congress
December 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
let's be honest just amongst ourselves: complying with the epstein law is an impossible task. imagine being one of the lawyers having to decide on what you can/should lawfully redact. imagine the sheer volume of documents. and to this i say lol and lmao. well played congress
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I'm old. My life is behind me. Big deal. What good is life? It only leads to being old, with your life behind you.
December 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I'm old. My life is behind me. Big deal. What good is life? It only leads to being old, with your life behind you.
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Mary and Joseph not being able to get room at the inn is one of the biggest fumbled bags in marketing history. Imagine how strong positive associations with your brand would be if your hotel chain was where the messiah was born.
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December 21, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Mary and Joseph not being able to get room at the inn is one of the biggest fumbled bags in marketing history. Imagine how strong positive associations with your brand would be if your hotel chain was where the messiah was born.
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[At an Epstein event] Hey man can you not take a thousand pictures of me?
December 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
[At an Epstein event] Hey man can you not take a thousand pictures of me?
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*smacking trans-siberian orchestra CD out of sons hand* we’re a mannheim steamroller family
December 2, 2023 at 3:11 AM
*smacking trans-siberian orchestra CD out of sons hand* we’re a mannheim steamroller family
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i think it's beautiful that they couldn't name a single victim of communism
too funny. the Victims of Communism memorial now won’t show any names because too many of them could be linked to nazis. this thing never should have been built — and should still be removed!
Government retreats on Victims of Communism memorial names in aftermath of Nazi controversy
Historians raised alarms years ago. Ottawa changed course only after the memorial opened.
ottawacitizen.com
December 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
i think it's beautiful that they couldn't name a single victim of communism
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Frustrated Trump Struggling To Find Any Infrastructure Left In Indiana To Destroy https://theonion.com/frustrated-trump-struggling-to-find-any-infrastructure-left-in-indiana-to-destroy/
December 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Frustrated Trump Struggling To Find Any Infrastructure Left In Indiana To Destroy https://theonion.com/frustrated-trump-struggling-to-find-any-infrastructure-left-in-indiana-to-destroy/
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the small language model arrived
December 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
the small language model arrived
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Alice is always like "will Karl be there?" when I ask her to go places, and it's like yeah my sworn sword will be there, he's always there. She's so silly, "will he be in his armour?" No, I'm going to let my shield and protector rock up to the restaurant in a t-shirt, get real.
December 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Alice is always like "will Karl be there?" when I ask her to go places, and it's like yeah my sworn sword will be there, he's always there. She's so silly, "will he be in his armour?" No, I'm going to let my shield and protector rock up to the restaurant in a t-shirt, get real.
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New Superhero Team I Invented (1/4)
December 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
New Superhero Team I Invented (1/4)
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When cartoon characters discuss numbers in base ten rather than base eight, it takes me completely out of my suspension of disbelief. Their society would not have developed that way.
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
When cartoon characters discuss numbers in base ten rather than base eight, it takes me completely out of my suspension of disbelief. Their society would not have developed that way.
I've always said people should get hotter and sweatier before they get on the plane
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I've always said people should get hotter and sweatier before they get on the plane
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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better get with the program you big dumb holly jolly JACKASS, cause if THOSE reindeer don't drag THIS sleigh to THESE coordinates before the Grinch cracks those launch codes, well.. let's just say it's not gonna take you very long to check those lists next year
July 19, 2025 at 5:33 AM
better get with the program you big dumb holly jolly JACKASS, cause if THOSE reindeer don't drag THIS sleigh to THESE coordinates before the Grinch cracks those launch codes, well.. let's just say it's not gonna take you very long to check those lists next year
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Taking careful aim as the parade passes downtown and splitting Frosty clean in half with an arc of hot yellow piss from a second-story balcony
December 22, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Taking careful aim as the parade passes downtown and splitting Frosty clean in half with an arc of hot yellow piss from a second-story balcony