Rich Uncle Pennybags
@misterplutocrat.bsky.social
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Dumbass Motherfucker Foundation staffers quit and join Stupidass Bitch Foundation
December 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Dumbass Motherfucker Foundation staffers quit and join Stupidass Bitch Foundation
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The year I turned 10, it's Kramer v Kramer, which is funny bc my marriage turns 30 next year. If I go by the week I turned 10 it's Where the Buffalo Roam, which seems perfectly appropriate.
December 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The year I turned 10, it's Kramer v Kramer, which is funny bc my marriage turns 30 next year. If I go by the week I turned 10 it's Where the Buffalo Roam, which seems perfectly appropriate.
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We are parents of a trans kid and our family takes this very, very personally. If you intentionally make life harder for our beloved daughter, it’s EXTREMELY hard to think of you as an ally, to say the least. @amyklobuchar.com - you still send us requests for money, while hurting our kid. Disgusted.
Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->
By a vote of 76-23, S 1071 passes the motion to proceed to the motion to concur. Won't know who voted for this until the roll call is uploaded, but safe to say it passed with the support of at least 24 members of the Democratic caucus. (Rand Paul probably voted nay and Steve Daines has been absent).
December 16, 2025 at 2:33 PM
We are parents of a trans kid and our family takes this very, very personally. If you intentionally make life harder for our beloved daughter, it’s EXTREMELY hard to think of you as an ally, to say the least. @amyklobuchar.com - you still send us requests for money, while hurting our kid. Disgusted.
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Just absolute loser shit here from Matty. Just totally embarrassing thing to say for anybody with a modicum of self-awareness, which, well . . . .
I really disagree with this and think nihilism is often used as an excuse for undisciplined behavior.
counterpoint: nothing you post on any social media platform will in any way combat the dangerousness of the right
December 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Just absolute loser shit here from Matty. Just totally embarrassing thing to say for anybody with a modicum of self-awareness, which, well . . . .
Holy fucking shit
Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
December 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Holy fucking shit
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TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
December 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
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I'm searching Getty Images and found some photos credited to the Boston Herald that redact the faces of ICE/federal agents. They don't redact the face of the guy they're arresting.
I'm curious about the ethics of doing this. I don't think I've ever seen this on Getty before.
I'm curious about the ethics of doing this. I don't think I've ever seen this on Getty before.
December 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I'm searching Getty Images and found some photos credited to the Boston Herald that redact the faces of ICE/federal agents. They don't redact the face of the guy they're arresting.
I'm curious about the ethics of doing this. I don't think I've ever seen this on Getty before.
I'm curious about the ethics of doing this. I don't think I've ever seen this on Getty before.
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Simply stabbing/Paul McCartney/in his eye … <<repeat>>🎶🎄🎅🎶
Simply stabbing/Paul McCartney/in his eye … <<repeat>>🎶🎄🎅🎶
December 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Simply stabbing/Paul McCartney/in his eye … <<repeat>>🎶🎄🎅🎶
Simply stabbing/Paul McCartney/in his eye … <<repeat>>🎶🎄🎅🎶
Grandma was a bit of a cunt. So, no.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Grandma was a bit of a cunt. So, no.
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*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
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“Are Mormons more Christian than Catholics” - the greatest thread in the history of Baptist forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate
Today in Schism:
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
December 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
“Are Mormons more Christian than Catholics” - the greatest thread in the history of Baptist forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate
This is the way. Bravo.
For the past six weeks, an AI Facebook account has been pulling my history posts on Instagram and slopping out new captions, so I’ve been feeding it poison pills and its followers are having meltdowns in the comments. It’s been pretty spectacular.
November 30, 2025 at 12:47 PM
This is the way. Bravo.
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Haha, oh sorry, I was on mute. I was saying I worry I’ve permanently worn down all the charming edges of myself that others didn’t like and I’ve become dull like a riverstone—and perhaps the only way to make new edges is to fragment into smaller and smaller pieces until nothing is left.
April 24, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Haha, oh sorry, I was on mute. I was saying I worry I’ve permanently worn down all the charming edges of myself that others didn’t like and I’ve become dull like a riverstone—and perhaps the only way to make new edges is to fragment into smaller and smaller pieces until nothing is left.
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Depressingly well-made point.
November 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Depressingly well-made point.
Why don't you try not being a dumb jerk?
November 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Why don't you try not being a dumb jerk?
Fuck every one of those 86 idiots. JFC, what is wrong with these people.
BREAKING: The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Fuck every one of those 86 idiots. JFC, what is wrong with these people.
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Patton Oswald’s observation, that Megyn Kelly should be fed into a woodchipper feet first, is objectively correct. If you fed her in head first, she would die too quickly to suffer, suffering is what deserves for trying to distinguish between the propriety of raping a 15 yr old vs an 8 yr old.
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Patton Oswald’s observation, that Megyn Kelly should be fed into a woodchipper feet first, is objectively correct. If you fed her in head first, she would die too quickly to suffer, suffering is what deserves for trying to distinguish between the propriety of raping a 15 yr old vs an 8 yr old.
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“Of course he knew about the girls.”
-Jeffrey Epstein
-Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
“Of course he knew about the girls.”
-Jeffrey Epstein
-Jeffrey Epstein