MichaelEugene
@monkeyperdue.bsky.social
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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Hello. My names Michael, and I’m a cocksucker.
November 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Hello. My names Michael, and I’m a cocksucker.
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why does "we must go back" always mean racism and not quaaludes
July 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
why does "we must go back" always mean racism and not quaaludes
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Come over, I got Mario Kart World and the main menu is the most entertaining part 😈
October 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Come over, I got Mario Kart World and the main menu is the most entertaining part 😈
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Play gay porn in gay bars again, I am begging
Woman I’ve just met telling me how she’s gotten way better sex from grindr than tinder
October 19, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Play gay porn in gay bars again, I am begging
Thank you Bluesky for keeping it HOT 🥵
October 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Thank you Bluesky for keeping it HOT 🥵
Never know what to pick for after 😉
October 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Never know what to pick for after 😉
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Play gay porn at gay bars again so straight girls are less likely to come so I don’t have to deal with all these straight dudes looking to pick up chicks 😭
October 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Play gay porn at gay bars again so straight girls are less likely to come so I don’t have to deal with all these straight dudes looking to pick up chicks 😭
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I don’t think I’ve eaten nearly enough ass. Especially considering how much I enjoy it.
September 9, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I don’t think I’ve eaten nearly enough ass. Especially considering how much I enjoy it.
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So who’s watching Gilded Age?
September 7, 2025 at 4:56 AM
So who’s watching Gilded Age?
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If you watch HBOs Harry Potter when it’s released I literally don’t want to know you. Supporting anything associated with that TERF is disgusting behaviour. Just self declare and block me now or I’ll identify you later and shade parade you through the streets as you deserve. 🙏
May 28, 2025 at 10:01 AM
If you watch HBOs Harry Potter when it’s released I literally don’t want to know you. Supporting anything associated with that TERF is disgusting behaviour. Just self declare and block me now or I’ll identify you later and shade parade you through the streets as you deserve. 🙏
It’s never too late to become a true Buffy fan 💛
Okay I’m watching Buffy the vampire slayer from the beginning and it’s amazing because every season has 22 (!!) episodes and I’m like …thanks world!!! The writing!! the makeup!! I was too Christian (allegedly) to watch this growing up and so I’m v into this horny freak show as an adult I must say!
April 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
It’s never too late to become a true Buffy fan 💛
Preach!
I haven’t thought a Netflix show was truly high quality since probably Never Have I Ever.
Hulu, Max, Apple, and even Amazon Prime have ACTUAL top notch quality shows. Netflix…some of the British imports are good, but most of the shows are so lackluster and generic.
Hulu, Max, Apple, and even Amazon Prime have ACTUAL top notch quality shows. Netflix…some of the British imports are good, but most of the shows are so lackluster and generic.
March 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Preach!
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Siri really should have a Dalek voice.
March 27, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Siri really should have a Dalek voice.
Almost beach season….
March 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Almost beach season….
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I tell Siri please and thank you in case there’s a robot uprising.
February 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I tell Siri please and thank you in case there’s a robot uprising.
Not sure why, but my boys “welcome mat” always gets my engines fired up
You know when guys have a hairy lower back?
😌😌😌
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February 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Not sure why, but my boys “welcome mat” always gets my engines fired up
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A good way to save money is to boycott businesses who betray our communities and violate the sanctity of human rights.
February 14, 2025 at 1:45 PM
A good way to save money is to boycott businesses who betray our communities and violate the sanctity of human rights.
Yes, not sustainable says the bajillion dollar tech company able to hire as many people as they choose. :(
google you can fuck all they way off
google you can fuck all they way off
The tech giant claims they removed several events from Google Calendar because maintaining their presence wasn't "sustainable"—but critics are crying foul.
Google Blasted After Removing Pride Month And Black History Month From Calendar App
Truly shameful.
www.comicsands.com
February 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Yes, not sustainable says the bajillion dollar tech company able to hire as many people as they choose. :(
google you can fuck all they way off
google you can fuck all they way off
PSA: please also show love to a Top’s backside. You know we pay attention to your D!
It’s rare folks ask me about what I look like from behind, but a friend’s candid shot from behind may be worthy of hump day.
January 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
PSA: please also show love to a Top’s backside. You know we pay attention to your D!
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And while Canada and Mexico are rushing to help put out the actual fires in Los Angeles, MAGA and Republican are rushing to offer their hate and conspiracy theories.
Canada and Mexico are true allies.
MAGA and Republicans are showing they are not.
Canada and Mexico are true allies.
MAGA and Republicans are showing they are not.
January 12, 2025 at 11:24 AM
And while Canada and Mexico are rushing to help put out the actual fires in Los Angeles, MAGA and Republican are rushing to offer their hate and conspiracy theories.
Canada and Mexico are true allies.
MAGA and Republicans are showing they are not.
Canada and Mexico are true allies.
MAGA and Republicans are showing they are not.
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Lana had no business crafting the masterpiece of a song A&W is
January 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Lana had no business crafting the masterpiece of a song A&W is