Morgan Horachek
@morganranae.bsky.social
Dog and human mom. I drink beer and watch football.
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Progressive backup commercials, ranked:
1. Teddy Bridgewater ("You're not a mechanic)
2. Tommy Devito
3. Tyler Huntley
4. Josh Dobbs
4. Mitch Trubisky
6. Jacoby Brissett
7. Colt McCoy/Case Keenum
1. Teddy Bridgewater ("You're not a mechanic)
2. Tommy Devito
3. Tyler Huntley
4. Josh Dobbs
4. Mitch Trubisky
6. Jacoby Brissett
7. Colt McCoy/Case Keenum
December 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Progressive backup commercials, ranked:
1. Teddy Bridgewater ("You're not a mechanic)
2. Tommy Devito
3. Tyler Huntley
4. Josh Dobbs
4. Mitch Trubisky
6. Jacoby Brissett
7. Colt McCoy/Case Keenum
1. Teddy Bridgewater ("You're not a mechanic)
2. Tommy Devito
3. Tyler Huntley
4. Josh Dobbs
4. Mitch Trubisky
6. Jacoby Brissett
7. Colt McCoy/Case Keenum
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The only heated rivalry *I’m* interested in today is the one between the baby Jesus and our earthly sins and also the gay hockey one
December 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The only heated rivalry *I’m* interested in today is the one between the baby Jesus and our earthly sins and also the gay hockey one
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The Lions have now lost five of seven since Amon-Ra St. Brown’s stupid Donald Trump dance.
Everything Trump Touches Dies.
Everything Trump Touches Dies.
December 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The Lions have now lost five of seven since Amon-Ra St. Brown’s stupid Donald Trump dance.
Everything Trump Touches Dies.
Everything Trump Touches Dies.
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DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
What’s worse than a mid-off? A sub-mid-off?
December 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
What’s worse than a mid-off? A sub-mid-off?
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[Drake] DJ Moore with the mic-drop TD and postgame interview:
“At the end of the day, it’s F the Packers always” 😂 twitter.com/Tdrake4sport...
“At the end of the day, it’s F the Packers always” 😂 twitter.com/Tdrake4sport...
December 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
[Drake] DJ Moore with the mic-drop TD and postgame interview:
“At the end of the day, it’s F the Packers always” 😂 twitter.com/Tdrake4sport...
“At the end of the day, it’s F the Packers always” 😂 twitter.com/Tdrake4sport...
Bears win after leading for… *checks notes* exactly zero seconds all game. Classic.
December 21, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Bears win after leading for… *checks notes* exactly zero seconds all game. Classic.
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The battle of quarterbacks who absolutely positively do not want to be out on this field right now
December 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The battle of quarterbacks who absolutely positively do not want to be out on this field right now
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chatgpt wrapped would ruin lives
December 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
chatgpt wrapped would ruin lives
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Out here wasting Will Reichard's prime.
November 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Out here wasting Will Reichard's prime.
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i had been tarred and feathered for suggesting it could always get worse. and yet,
November 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
i had been tarred and feathered for suggesting it could always get worse. and yet,
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the way the vikings QB situation is being covered makes me feel insane. the story should be "some asshole no one has ever heard of is playing QB for them today and they're fucked."
November 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
the way the vikings QB situation is being covered makes me feel insane. the story should be "some asshole no one has ever heard of is playing QB for them today and they're fucked."
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Dallas turner apology form
November 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Dallas turner apology form
Other teams can have special teams penalties? Nice.
November 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Other teams can have special teams penalties? Nice.
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Lots of players in the Madrid game choosing to use the medical tent for non-football related ailments because it’s free.
November 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Lots of players in the Madrid game choosing to use the medical tent for non-football related ailments because it’s free.
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Wanted everyone to see this 🤷♂️
November 14, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Wanted everyone to see this 🤷♂️
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Worst QB in the league off to a great start
November 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Worst QB in the league off to a great start
@donniemarvelous.bsky.social Might be psychic.
November 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
@donniemarvelous.bsky.social Might be psychic.
The first quarter everyone was expecting.
November 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
The first quarter everyone was expecting.
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J.J. McCarthy might not be the worst quarterback who ever lived
November 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
J.J. McCarthy might not be the worst quarterback who ever lived
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How the dog looks at you when they gotta wear the stupid bee costume
October 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
How the dog looks at you when they gotta wear the stupid bee costume
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Flores is gonna ask for a trade at the deadline
October 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Flores is gonna ask for a trade at the deadline
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Max Brosmer time?
October 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Max Brosmer time?
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Aaron Rodgers displays his frustrations like a teenager who calls their parents by their first names
October 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Aaron Rodgers displays his frustrations like a teenager who calls their parents by their first names