Morgon
@morgongoranson.bsky.social
🦅 Senior Manager, Wasserman Creators - Digital Video | Econ | PSU ‘18
#1 Warner Bros. CEO hater since 2016.
#1 Warner Bros. CEO hater since 2016.
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Imagine running a platform wholly built on the imagination and tenacity of creators and then openly declaring you want to replace those creators with unskilled labor
This is YouTube’s mask off moment
This is YouTube’s mask off moment
December 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Imagine running a platform wholly built on the imagination and tenacity of creators and then openly declaring you want to replace those creators with unskilled labor
This is YouTube’s mask off moment
This is YouTube’s mask off moment
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this game is so stupid and that's what football is all about
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
this game is so stupid and that's what football is all about
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my ability to be normal for the next 2-30 years will be dependent on this man. i wish him the best.
December 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
my ability to be normal for the next 2-30 years will be dependent on this man. i wish him the best.
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Here’s one for Tom. Mexican gangs import guns from the US to terrorize Mexicans. Is it okay for Mexico to send drones in to destroy gun stores in Texas and kill the “gun dealers?"
December 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Here’s one for Tom. Mexican gangs import guns from the US to terrorize Mexicans. Is it okay for Mexico to send drones in to destroy gun stores in Texas and kill the “gun dealers?"
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'Financial dysmorphia" is such a great way to describe what I've been calling status anxiety. Holy shit
Financial dysmorphia is a thing.
My wife and I are from Boston but live in Pittsburgh. We always say, "we can't afford to live in Boston"
Then I fill out student financial aid and we are top 5% and seriously wtf is wrong with us. Lots of people with less live in Boston
My wife and I are from Boston but live in Pittsburgh. We always say, "we can't afford to live in Boston"
Then I fill out student financial aid and we are top 5% and seriously wtf is wrong with us. Lots of people with less live in Boston
December 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
'Financial dysmorphia" is such a great way to describe what I've been calling status anxiety. Holy shit
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"911, what's your emergency?"
In an absolute diamond-cutter accent, just horrible stuff on every vowel: "They're throwin' hoagies at Patullo's home over in Moorestown!"
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
In an absolute diamond-cutter accent, just horrible stuff on every vowel: "They're throwin' hoagies at Patullo's home over in Moorestown!"
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
Eagles OC's house gets egged after loss to Bears
The New Jersey home of Eagles offensive coordinator Kevin Patullo was vandalized with eggs early Saturday morning, following the team's loss to the Bears, police said.
www.espn.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
"911, what's your emergency?"
In an absolute diamond-cutter accent, just horrible stuff on every vowel: "They're throwin' hoagies at Patullo's home over in Moorestown!"
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
In an absolute diamond-cutter accent, just horrible stuff on every vowel: "They're throwin' hoagies at Patullo's home over in Moorestown!"
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
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listen to me. listen to me right now. if you don't know what this tweet means, just close your device. don't look anything up. go for a walk. return in a week. if you don't listen to me, your life will be ruined and i can't be held accountable
November 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
listen to me. listen to me right now. if you don't know what this tweet means, just close your device. don't look anything up. go for a walk. return in a week. if you don't listen to me, your life will be ruined and i can't be held accountable
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SCOOP — A former staffer for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-NJ), Natalie Green, 26, was charged today for falsely reporting she was attacked by 3 men who wrote "TRUMP WHORE" on her stomach bc of her job. It was staged by her + a friend.
Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Employee of a Federal Official Charged with Conspiracy to Falsely Report Violent Attack and Giving False Statements to Law Enforcement
A New Jersey woman was charged with conspiring and falsely reporting to law enforcement that she had been violently assaulted with a firearm due to her employment with a federal official.
www.justice.gov
November 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
SCOOP — A former staffer for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-NJ), Natalie Green, 26, was charged today for falsely reporting she was attacked by 3 men who wrote "TRUMP WHORE" on her stomach bc of her job. It was staged by her + a friend.
Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
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This is my favorite football team. They are the reigning champion of the NFL, the current one-seed in the NFC, they’ve beaten the Lions, Rams, Bucs, Packers, and Chiefs. Oh also I hate them and they make me want to die.
November 17, 2025 at 4:30 AM
This is my favorite football team. They are the reigning champion of the NFL, the current one-seed in the NFC, they’ve beaten the Lions, Rams, Bucs, Packers, and Chiefs. Oh also I hate them and they make me want to die.
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amazing q&a with paul krugman
June 25, 2025 at 1:22 PM
amazing q&a with paul krugman
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"The Editors Guild and Writers Guild West are looking to organize more than two dozen workers at the L.A.- and Raleigh-based production company, which has several popular YouTube channels." #TheoristsUnite www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
Hollywood Guilds Make Historic Push to Unionize YouTube Content Studio Theorist Media (Exclusive)
The Editors Guild and Writers Guild West are looking to organize more than two dozen workers at the L.A.- and Raleigh-based production company, which has several popular YouTube channels.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
"The Editors Guild and Writers Guild West are looking to organize more than two dozen workers at the L.A.- and Raleigh-based production company, which has several popular YouTube channels." #TheoristsUnite www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
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Today’s Epstein revelations bring us a step closer to finally bringing one of history’s biggest villains to justice: Josh Harris
November 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Today’s Epstein revelations bring us a step closer to finally bringing one of history’s biggest villains to justice: Josh Harris
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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OVER A MILLION USERS
DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT
EVERY *WEEK*
what the fuck are we DOING here
DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT
EVERY *WEEK*
what the fuck are we DOING here
Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
November 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
OVER A MILLION USERS
DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT
EVERY *WEEK*
what the fuck are we DOING here
DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT
EVERY *WEEK*
what the fuck are we DOING here
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This is how The Ringer talks about Jalen Hurts
November 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
This is how The Ringer talks about Jalen Hurts
After 60 years of discrimination and being sidelined, we finally have real working class representation in New York City politics (mets fan)
November 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
After 60 years of discrimination and being sidelined, we finally have real working class representation in New York City politics (mets fan)
Watching 2016 Ohio State @ Penn State on big ten network rn
October 31, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Watching 2016 Ohio State @ Penn State on big ten network rn
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I think that we should probably cool it on the "Trey Yesavage is saving baseball" stuff a bit. I scrolled his IG following today and that guy's a mega-chud. You're setting yourself up for disappointment when he turns out to be a normal baseball player (derogatory).
October 30, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I think that we should probably cool it on the "Trey Yesavage is saving baseball" stuff a bit. I scrolled his IG following today and that guy's a mega-chud. You're setting yourself up for disappointment when he turns out to be a normal baseball player (derogatory).
the pennsylvania state university nittany lions football team plays today (derogatory)
October 25, 2025 at 12:53 PM
the pennsylvania state university nittany lions football team plays today (derogatory)
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Idk man it seems very clear to me that the actual fucking Nazis in the picture should not be let back on the platform
October 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Idk man it seems very clear to me that the actual fucking Nazis in the picture should not be let back on the platform
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good morning; if the birds lose to carson wentz today I going to be featured in a breaking news alert from cnn
October 19, 2025 at 12:59 PM
good morning; if the birds lose to carson wentz today I going to be featured in a breaking news alert from cnn
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imo if your workplace culture is such that employees feel comfortable displaying swastikas in their cubicles then the swastika-displaying employee is somehow not actually the biggest problem
October 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
imo if your workplace culture is such that employees feel comfortable displaying swastikas in their cubicles then the swastika-displaying employee is somehow not actually the biggest problem
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“This heckin’ pupperino fucking hates La Migra,” to paraphrase from @weratedogs.com
October 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
“This heckin’ pupperino fucking hates La Migra,” to paraphrase from @weratedogs.com
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oh word??? Surely an amended statement from Clinton and Biden incoming
(ABC) - The Israel Defense Forces said its troops opened fire on Palestinians, killing five, after they allegedly violated the terms of the ceasefire agreement.
abcnews.go.com/Internationa...
abcnews.go.com/Internationa...
Israel-Gaza live updates: 5 Palestinians killed in Gaza City for alleged ceasefire violation, IDF says
Israel on Tuesday identified two of the people whose remains were returned.
abcnews.go.com
October 14, 2025 at 12:09 PM
oh word??? Surely an amended statement from Clinton and Biden incoming