Alex George
@mralexgeo.bsky.social
Former pastor and future AA member
they should open this program up to citizens. I'd love $3000 and a plane ticket to live somewhere else.
Kristi Noem makes an announcement on Fox & Friends: "We are saying that if you voluntarily want to go home now to your country, if you're in the US illegally, we'll give you $3,000 through the holidays to send you home. We'll buy you a ticket, give you $3,000 to go home."
December 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
they should open this program up to citizens. I'd love $3000 and a plane ticket to live somewhere else.
every video game should have a spike pit. if your game doesn't have a pit of spikes, that shit ain't a game.
December 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
every video game should have a spike pit. if your game doesn't have a pit of spikes, that shit ain't a game.
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Retweet if you want your Christmas presents NOW
December 21, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Retweet if you want your Christmas presents NOW
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AI does provide an insightful look into what the average dipshit thinks is cool
December 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
AI does provide an insightful look into what the average dipshit thinks is cool
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Dude I am officially so done with speedrun leaderboard discourse
December 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Dude I am officially so done with speedrun leaderboard discourse
Church newsletter with column from the youth pastor titled "Connect with your teen over the most powerful 6:7 verses in the Bible"
December 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Church newsletter with column from the youth pastor titled "Connect with your teen over the most powerful 6:7 verses in the Bible"
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
The generative AI 3D printed pig feed? That's slopslop.
December 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The generative AI 3D printed pig feed? That's slopslop.
my kids and i just remembered that my birthday is on 6/7 and they've never been more excited to celebrate my birthday
December 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
my kids and i just remembered that my birthday is on 6/7 and they've never been more excited to celebrate my birthday
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With his new comedy show and debut novel, is it time to let Louis C.K. force women to watch him masturbate again?
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
With his new comedy show and debut novel, is it time to let Louis C.K. force women to watch him masturbate again?
happy spanksgiving to all who celibate
November 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
happy spanksgiving to all who celibate
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
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NEWSWEEK: “Chinese immigrant found hanging in ICE detention with his hands and feet tied behind him… Chaofeng Ge died 4 days after entering ICE custody in Pennsylvania… deaths in ICE custody have gone up under Trump…”
www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
November 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
NEWSWEEK: “Chinese immigrant found hanging in ICE detention with his hands and feet tied behind him… Chaofeng Ge died 4 days after entering ICE custody in Pennsylvania… deaths in ICE custody have gone up under Trump…”
www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
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Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
Secret Lives of Mormon Wives is the only show where people throw elevated St. Patrick themed birthday parties, and that's why I like it.
November 15, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Secret Lives of Mormon Wives is the only show where people throw elevated St. Patrick themed birthday parties, and that's why I like it.
Grok Imagine input:
She shakes her head and says "I don't need a horse. I will offer you sexual favors for free."
She shakes her head and says "I don't need a horse. I will offer you sexual favors for free."
Elon has never experienced this and neither have his biggest fans but now they can create these visuals with the help of a computermachine
November 8, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Grok Imagine input:
She shakes her head and says "I don't need a horse. I will offer you sexual favors for free."
She shakes her head and says "I don't need a horse. I will offer you sexual favors for free."
the richest man on the planet being this pathetic.
November 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
the richest man on the planet being this pathetic.
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they're treating a Nazi takeover of the federal government as no big deal and the possible election of Zohran Mamdani as the end times. it's a remarkable job of failing to meet the moment, and the most revealing sign yet they don't want to do anything at all except cling to party power.
the anti-Mamdani crashout among status quo Dems (amidst a federal fascist usurpation no less) might well be the final harbinger of "whig irrelevance collapse" i've been expecting all these years
November 4, 2025 at 4:03 AM
they're treating a Nazi takeover of the federal government as no big deal and the possible election of Zohran Mamdani as the end times. it's a remarkable job of failing to meet the moment, and the most revealing sign yet they don't want to do anything at all except cling to party power.
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that’s right beg you miserable worm
October 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
that’s right beg you miserable worm
I keep hearing all these conservatives talk about how good SNAP beneficiaries have it, but I can say from firsthand experience that the only time in my life I looked to purchase a gun to kill myself with was when I was on SNAP. It didn't make my life easy. It prevented me from committing suicide.
October 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I keep hearing all these conservatives talk about how good SNAP beneficiaries have it, but I can say from firsthand experience that the only time in my life I looked to purchase a gun to kill myself with was when I was on SNAP. It didn't make my life easy. It prevented me from committing suicide.
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same guys who whine about “historical accuracy” when they see, like, a Black jedi.
P_rn brain rot.
When everything isn't design to make his peepee feel funny.
When everything isn't design to make his peepee feel funny.
October 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
same guys who whine about “historical accuracy” when they see, like, a Black jedi.
"and everyday they use their sweet karate moves in defense of sweet lady liberty"
Stephen Miller: "ICE officers have to street battle against Antifa, hand to hand combat every night."
October 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
"and everyday they use their sweet karate moves in defense of sweet lady liberty"
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oh no they let Kirby take communion
October 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
oh no they let Kirby take communion