Mr Calvin
@mrcalvin.bsky.social
I fix stuff and do thing. Collector of exotic bees. Parquet flooring revivalist. Hobo/tramp.
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"It’s so great of you to inform us that our stay has been canceled two days before check-in. Do you want to tell my heavily pregnant wife she’ll be giving birth in the street, or shall I?"
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Joseph of Nazareth Has Had It with Hotels.com
July 3, 1 BC Dear Joseph of Nazareth, Your booking is confirmed for HILTON GARDEN INN BETHLEHEM. Hotels.com confirmation number: 483949011 Check-in...
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December 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
"It’s so great of you to inform us that our stay has been canceled two days before check-in. Do you want to tell my heavily pregnant wife she’ll be giving birth in the street, or shall I?"
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Second anniversary of our Apple TV’s spectacular attempt to understand me asking for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas”
December 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Second anniversary of our Apple TV’s spectacular attempt to understand me asking for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas”
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Normal yule log? Boring. Expected. Overdone.
Lithium-ion battery yule log? Relevant. Unexpected. Educational.
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Lithium-ion battery yule log? Relevant. Unexpected. Educational.
youtu.be/rc6Txma85Ac?...
escooter lithium-ion battery yule log fire for your home - Fuego con batería de iones para tu casa
YouTube video by U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission
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December 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Normal yule log? Boring. Expected. Overdone.
Lithium-ion battery yule log? Relevant. Unexpected. Educational.
youtu.be/rc6Txma85Ac?...
Lithium-ion battery yule log? Relevant. Unexpected. Educational.
youtu.be/rc6Txma85Ac?...
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It is soooo normal for a country to have a TV news report about its gulag system removed from the broadcast
December 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
It is soooo normal for a country to have a TV news report about its gulag system removed from the broadcast
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In my furious revulsion at what Trump said about Rob Reiner and his wife, Michele, I missed that it was Michele who took the flattering cover photo of Trump for his book, The Art of the Deal. Impossibly, this makes his reaction even worse.
December 17, 2025 at 2:47 PM
In my furious revulsion at what Trump said about Rob Reiner and his wife, Michele, I missed that it was Michele who took the flattering cover photo of Trump for his book, The Art of the Deal. Impossibly, this makes his reaction even worse.
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Sure, the GOP Speaker of the Michigan House just unilaterally canceled $645 million in funding for much-needed programs, but he also seems to have a gambling problem and made death threats to his college classmates so who's to say whether he's a bad guy heartlandsignal.com/2025/12/15/m...
Michigan speaker’s tumultuous reign continues, cancels $645 million in state funding as negotiation tactic
Last week, Michigan House Speaker Matt Hall (R-Richland Township) bragged to reporters about the House Republicans’ decision to block $645 million in state funding in another controversial move on the...
heartlandsignal.com
December 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Sure, the GOP Speaker of the Michigan House just unilaterally canceled $645 million in funding for much-needed programs, but he also seems to have a gambling problem and made death threats to his college classmates so who's to say whether he's a bad guy heartlandsignal.com/2025/12/15/m...
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One of the biggest moments of my career:
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
December 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
One of the biggest moments of my career:
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
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If you’re not white make sure you carry your fucking freedom papers with you bsky.app/profile/radl...
Bovino, the man overseeing mass deportations, publicly declared that we must all have our papers on us, at all times, or we could be stopped, harassed, kidnapped, and detained, as they did with the man in this case, who is a US citizen.
December 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
If you’re not white make sure you carry your fucking freedom papers with you bsky.app/profile/radl...
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Even one US citizen getting detained by border control should be enough to shut the whole fucking thing down.
December 13, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Even one US citizen getting detained by border control should be enough to shut the whole fucking thing down.
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This is extraordinary and extraordinarily revealing if true.
“An artificial intelligence chatbot unveiled by Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth on Tuesday appears to have described airstrikes against suspected drug smugglers at sea as 'unambiguously illegal.'”
report by @mikaelthalen.bsky.social
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“An artificial intelligence chatbot unveiled by Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth on Tuesday appears to have described airstrikes against suspected drug smugglers at sea as 'unambiguously illegal.'”
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The military's new AI says 'hypothetical' boat strike scenario 'unambiguously illegal’
An AI chatbot unveiled by the Pentagon appears to have described airstrikes against suspected drug smugglers at sea as “illegal.”
san.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
This is extraordinary and extraordinarily revealing if true.
“An artificial intelligence chatbot unveiled by Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth on Tuesday appears to have described airstrikes against suspected drug smugglers at sea as 'unambiguously illegal.'”
report by @mikaelthalen.bsky.social
1/2
“An artificial intelligence chatbot unveiled by Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth on Tuesday appears to have described airstrikes against suspected drug smugglers at sea as 'unambiguously illegal.'”
report by @mikaelthalen.bsky.social
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Amazon is making money off AI copies of books - and putting the onus on authors to prove they’ve been plagiarised.
Honestly, just stop buying books from Amazon. Get them from an actual bookshop or order them from a reputable book supplier like bookshop.org
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
Honestly, just stop buying books from Amazon. Get them from an actual bookshop or order them from a reputable book supplier like bookshop.org
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
Amazon Is the World's Biggest Online Book Marketplace. It's Filled With AI Knockoffs
Authors say Amazon's knockoff book problem is leaving them frustrated — and making the internet worse in the process.
www.rollingstone.com
December 10, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Amazon is making money off AI copies of books - and putting the onus on authors to prove they’ve been plagiarised.
Honestly, just stop buying books from Amazon. Get them from an actual bookshop or order them from a reputable book supplier like bookshop.org
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
Honestly, just stop buying books from Amazon. Get them from an actual bookshop or order them from a reputable book supplier like bookshop.org
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
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This post by the world’s richest and most divorced man on the site he bought to promote his far right extremism is ripped straight from the Klan messaging of the 1870s or the 1915 film Birth of a Nation that inspired the Klan’s rebirth as a PR stunt/Ponzi scheme/terrorist organization in the 1920s.
December 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
This post by the world’s richest and most divorced man on the site he bought to promote his far right extremism is ripped straight from the Klan messaging of the 1870s or the 1915 film Birth of a Nation that inspired the Klan’s rebirth as a PR stunt/Ponzi scheme/terrorist organization in the 1920s.
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there should he a movie where mr bean goes to hell and the devil is unable to torture him because of his beanly ways
December 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
there should he a movie where mr bean goes to hell and the devil is unable to torture him because of his beanly ways
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Wonder why everyone loves Luigi, hmmm so difficult to figure out arstechnica.com/health/2023/...
UnitedHealth uses AI model with 90% error rate to deny care, lawsuit alleges
For the largest health insurer in the US, AI’s error rate is like a feature, not a bug.
arstechnica.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Wonder why everyone loves Luigi, hmmm so difficult to figure out arstechnica.com/health/2023/...
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December 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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This is a totally made-up quote that I agree with 100%
December 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
This is a totally made-up quote that I agree with 100%
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
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The 14th Amendment says that all people born in America, regardless of race are citizens and have a right to equal protection under the law. For SCOTUS to be remotely confused on that text speaks to their racism, not the Constitution (1/3) www.cnn.com/2025/12/05/p...
Supreme Court agrees to decide if Trump may end birthright citizenship | CNN Politics
The Supreme Court agreed Friday to decide if President Donald Trump’s attempt to end birthright citizenship with an executive order is constitutional, offering the justices an opportunity to revisit w...
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December 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The 14th Amendment says that all people born in America, regardless of race are citizens and have a right to equal protection under the law. For SCOTUS to be remotely confused on that text speaks to their racism, not the Constitution (1/3) www.cnn.com/2025/12/05/p...
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billionaires could do amazing things every week but don't. elon musk could launch 52 sodas a year instead of fake mars bs, but we are never going to get beverast, the first good soda to taste like eggs, the most important can of the day
December 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
billionaires could do amazing things every week but don't. elon musk could launch 52 sodas a year instead of fake mars bs, but we are never going to get beverast, the first good soda to taste like eggs, the most important can of the day
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Check out my Spotify unwrapped
December 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Check out my Spotify unwrapped
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Sources close to the president's family say that Maduro will be forgiven and left in power if he, like Hernández before him, can produce 400 tons of cocaine.
December 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Sources close to the president's family say that Maduro will be forgiven and left in power if he, like Hernández before him, can produce 400 tons of cocaine.