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maz
@mxmaz.bsky.social
· Mar 18
the garfield in me honors the garfield in you
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I spent lots of time chatting with the Nazi bot on Nazi dot com and giving ad revenue to the world’s richest Nazi in order to create these screenshots that you’ll hate. Enjoy
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I spent lots of time chatting with the Nazi bot on Nazi dot com and giving ad revenue to the world’s richest Nazi in order to create these screenshots that you’ll hate. Enjoy
stop arguing with grok why are you stupid
November 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
stop arguing with grok why are you stupid
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drinking garlic butter
November 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
drinking garlic butter
Is this supposed to be me
November 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Is this supposed to be me
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This man shall set me packing
November 19, 2025 at 11:52 PM
This man shall set me packing
it’s my first time being a single adult and i have no idea what i’m doing :3 ever!!! i don’t mean dating, i mean making coffee. i keep making coffee for 2 people then having to pour half out at the end of the day. this is sad and a waste of coffee.
November 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
it’s my first time being a single adult and i have no idea what i’m doing :3 ever!!! i don’t mean dating, i mean making coffee. i keep making coffee for 2 people then having to pour half out at the end of the day. this is sad and a waste of coffee.
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“ur posts have been so good today” thanks im having a psychotic event
November 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
“ur posts have been so good today” thanks im having a psychotic event
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Going into the gas station and buying all the tacquitos they have and telling the telling the 17yo behind the counter 'this is supper for my family'
January 19, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Going into the gas station and buying all the tacquitos they have and telling the telling the 17yo behind the counter 'this is supper for my family'
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I should post this meme every place I post at least once, I think
November 19, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I should post this meme every place I post at least once, I think
Would you mind following me back?
November 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Would you mind following me back?
this post gave me another 24 hours of will to live
Very cool!
November 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
this post gave me another 24 hours of will to live
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Goblin with a cunty lil hairdo
November 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Goblin with a cunty lil hairdo
if i were an animal in zoo tycoon i would have too many enrichment activities but not enough companion animals
November 19, 2025 at 8:42 PM
if i were an animal in zoo tycoon i would have too many enrichment activities but not enough companion animals
i am ready to love again i am not ready to get hurt again has this ever happened to anyone before
November 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
i am ready to love again i am not ready to get hurt again has this ever happened to anyone before
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breakfast is a gateway drug to harder meals, such as lunch
November 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
breakfast is a gateway drug to harder meals, such as lunch
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Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
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November 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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i think if you gave yoda a glass of fluoridated water and he drank it he'd scream in pain and vomit blood and die on his back with his limbs curled up like a cockroach
November 19, 2025 at 6:27 AM
i think if you gave yoda a glass of fluoridated water and he drank it he'd scream in pain and vomit blood and die on his back with his limbs curled up like a cockroach
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no it's alright i totally understand i guess i'll crawl into the woods and scrap together some kind of pathetic nest out of twigs and dirt
November 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
no it's alright i totally understand i guess i'll crawl into the woods and scrap together some kind of pathetic nest out of twigs and dirt
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you should be able to have entrance music in court
November 19, 2025 at 2:09 PM
you should be able to have entrance music in court
i loved millsberry, coke music, habbo hotel, neopets
November 19, 2025 at 4:30 AM
i loved millsberry, coke music, habbo hotel, neopets
milsberry might not be back this doesn't seem like a functioning site but it's nice to look at again
November 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
milsberry might not be back this doesn't seem like a functioning site but it's nice to look at again