mysticlawyer
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Showing real leadership and integrity
February 1, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Showing real leadership and integrity
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there are so many impeachable offenses that you now need two wheelbarrows full of impeachable offenses to purchase a simple loaf of bread
February 1, 2026 at 11:27 PM
there are so many impeachable offenses that you now need two wheelbarrows full of impeachable offenses to purchase a simple loaf of bread
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For scale, Cocaine Bear made $24 million in its opening weekend.
“Melania,” the first lady’s documentary, is likely to result in opening-weekend ticket sales of roughly $8.1 million in the U.S. and Canada, box office analysts projected on Saturday. Amazon spent $75 million to buy distribution rights to the film and market its release.
‘Melania’ Arrives With Strong Box Office Showing for a Documentary
Amazon backed up the Brink’s trucks to promote the vanity film, resulting in opening-weekend ticket sales of roughly $8 million, or 60 percent more than expected.
nyti.ms
February 1, 2026 at 3:56 PM
For scale, Cocaine Bear made $24 million in its opening weekend.
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I guess they are pretty upset.
For some reason.
For some reason.
February 1, 2026 at 6:16 PM
I guess they are pretty upset.
For some reason.
For some reason.
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We need to get tactical. If OpenAI’s revenue falls by 2%, it will make a difference.
The best way to ignite positive change is to carry out an economic strike the tech CEOs can’t ignore.
The best way to ignite positive change is to carry out an economic strike the tech CEOs can’t ignore.
February 1, 2026 at 5:36 PM
We need to get tactical. If OpenAI’s revenue falls by 2%, it will make a difference.
The best way to ignite positive change is to carry out an economic strike the tech CEOs can’t ignore.
The best way to ignite positive change is to carry out an economic strike the tech CEOs can’t ignore.
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You know who really ought to pay attention the result in TX Sen 9? Democratic leadership in Congress.
February 1, 2026 at 5:15 AM
You know who really ought to pay attention the result in TX Sen 9? Democratic leadership in Congress.
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To remain politically relevant, Democrats must make their own fawning Melania documentary—but insert a 30-second cutaway that expresses general support for gay marriage and the Brady Bill.
by Dick Morris and Mark Penn
by Dick Morris and Mark Penn
January 31, 2026 at 6:51 AM
To remain politically relevant, Democrats must make their own fawning Melania documentary—but insert a 30-second cutaway that expresses general support for gay marriage and the Brady Bill.
by Dick Morris and Mark Penn
by Dick Morris and Mark Penn
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Oh good, an abyssal churro
With all the madness going on, a one-holed worm thing with a no brain or any identifiable organs is quietly crawling somewhere on the ocean floor--and it is named after a churro. #xenoturbella_churro
scripps.ucsd.edu/news/researc...
scripps.ucsd.edu/news/researc...
Research Highlight: Deep-Sea Churro Finds its Evolutionary Home
Churros, the delicious snacks covered with cinnamon sugar and served with hot chocolate, have a doppelganger in the deep sea. The deep-sea worm named after the deep-fried sticks of dough was recently ...
scripps.ucsd.edu
February 1, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Oh good, an abyssal churro
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Iran, if you’re listening…
February 1, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Iran, if you’re listening…
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straight up Gestapo shit
January 31, 2026 at 8:54 PM
straight up Gestapo shit
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Millerism means Minneapolis times 100 for a decade. It would tend the United States apart. It is something close to Milosevic’s line.
January 31, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Millerism means Minneapolis times 100 for a decade. It would tend the United States apart. It is something close to Milosevic’s line.
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1. The new batch of Epstein documents helps illuminate one contemporary controversy: What is Bari Weiss up to at CBS? I think the answer is she is trying to rehabilate the Epstein network as a bulwark of reactionary centrism. Let me explain.
January 31, 2026 at 8:33 PM
1. The new batch of Epstein documents helps illuminate one contemporary controversy: What is Bari Weiss up to at CBS? I think the answer is she is trying to rehabilate the Epstein network as a bulwark of reactionary centrism. Let me explain.
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I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.
January 31, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.
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Union workers solved the trolley problem, you're welcome
January 31, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Union workers solved the trolley problem, you're welcome
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The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it
January 31, 2026 at 9:20 AM
The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it
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"Healthcare workers confirm that ICE is abandoning half-naked kidnapping victims in the woods of Minnesota to die. "Individuals have shown up in emergency rooms who require amputations—some with cracked skulls." (1/29/26)"
www.reddit.com/r/ICE_Watch/...
www.reddit.com/r/ICE_Watch/...
From the ICE_Watch community on Reddit: Healthcare workers confirm that ICE is abandoning half-naked kidnapping victims in the woods of Minnesota to die. "Individuals have shown up in emergency rooms ...
Explore this post and more from the ICE_Watch community
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January 31, 2026 at 9:15 AM
"Healthcare workers confirm that ICE is abandoning half-naked kidnapping victims in the woods of Minnesota to die. "Individuals have shown up in emergency rooms who require amputations—some with cracked skulls." (1/29/26)"
www.reddit.com/r/ICE_Watch/...
www.reddit.com/r/ICE_Watch/...
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Maria Santay, a U.S. citizen and community observer, live-streamed masked ICE agents detaining her after they boxed in her car from all sides and smashed her window. Local police showed up and did nothing.
She was denied access to a restroom, and forced to pee in the parking lot while handcuffed.
She was denied access to a restroom, and forced to pee in the parking lot while handcuffed.
January 31, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Maria Santay, a U.S. citizen and community observer, live-streamed masked ICE agents detaining her after they boxed in her car from all sides and smashed her window. Local police showed up and did nothing.
She was denied access to a restroom, and forced to pee in the parking lot while handcuffed.
She was denied access to a restroom, and forced to pee in the parking lot while handcuffed.
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“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...
theonion.com
January 31, 2026 at 1:30 AM
“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.
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Very important vote. It makes repealing ICE surge funding the mainstream position in the party, with bipartisan support.
👀 Every Senate Democrat + Collins and Murkowski just voted for the Bernie Sanders amendment to repeal the $75 billion in additional ICE funding under Trump’s “big beautiful bill.” The measure failed 49-51.
January 30, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Very important vote. It makes repealing ICE surge funding the mainstream position in the party, with bipartisan support.
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Platonic ideal of an Atlantic article in 2026
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
January 31, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Platonic ideal of an Atlantic article in 2026
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
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If it works, and so far most of the corruption has worked, it’d the infinite money cheatcode. The glitch in the Constitution is that it’s mostly norms and codes of elite ethics, not rules, that held it together.
President Trump has filed a lawsuit against the IRS, in which he demands that the IRS, which he as president controls, pay him $10 billion.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
January 30, 2026 at 6:37 PM
If it works, and so far most of the corruption has worked, it’d the infinite money cheatcode. The glitch in the Constitution is that it’s mostly norms and codes of elite ethics, not rules, that held it together.
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Law enforcement must be done in complete silence, like making a souffle
two sources with knowledge of the situation tell @zeteo.com some officials in Trump’s DOJ actually explored if certain instances of anti-ICE activists blowing whistles in Minnesota could be used as evidence in criminal prosecutions of those who “obstruct” operations... zeteo.com/p/don-lemon-...
January 30, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Law enforcement must be done in complete silence, like making a souffle