Neil Sumner
@namspam.bsky.social
Work in Tech, Wardley Mapping enthusiast, Play guitar and bass. Er, what else? Not sure opinions are even mine. Knowingly undersold.
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I really shouldn't share bad ai, but the fact that they're pretending to have animated it all by hand is extraordinary. Anyone who has done digital animation will be flabbergasted at the audacity.
Mirroring the video here if you don't want to even humor going onto Twitter, but when it gets into the "process" section, there's so many red flags of them lying about the work they put into the commercial that reveal how much of this video is them trying and lying after the fact.
November 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I really shouldn't share bad ai, but the fact that they're pretending to have animated it all by hand is extraordinary. Anyone who has done digital animation will be flabbergasted at the audacity.
It's "I've put the chocolate biscuits in the fridge" hot
July 11, 2025 at 1:11 PM
It's "I've put the chocolate biscuits in the fridge" hot
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I have been logged out of my toothbrush.
May 29, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I have been logged out of my toothbrush.
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My personal conspiracy theory is that the MAGA lot bang on about Hitler all the fucking time as misdirection, as it ties everyone up in knots, and if they were being truthful it would be "actually we looked at Putin, and thought running a country like that would be a good idea"
March 14, 2025 at 12:11 PM
My personal conspiracy theory is that the MAGA lot bang on about Hitler all the fucking time as misdirection, as it ties everyone up in knots, and if they were being truthful it would be "actually we looked at Putin, and thought running a country like that would be a good idea"
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Listened to that The Rest Is Politics podcast and Rory Stewart talked about not enjoying music and Alastair Campbell mentioned he didn't like food much, and it struck me, I'm listening to some very weird people.
March 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Listened to that The Rest Is Politics podcast and Rory Stewart talked about not enjoying music and Alastair Campbell mentioned he didn't like food much, and it struck me, I'm listening to some very weird people.
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So close! Still tickets for tonight and tomorrow London - last chance to see my talking bollock www.leicestersquaretheatre.com/show/richard...
March 14, 2025 at 9:11 AM
So close! Still tickets for tonight and tomorrow London - last chance to see my talking bollock www.leicestersquaretheatre.com/show/richard...
Saw @herring1967.bsky.social asking for his ball back tonight. Funny, intelligent, poignant. Load of bollocks. In a good way.
March 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Saw @herring1967.bsky.social asking for his ball back tonight. Funny, intelligent, poignant. Load of bollocks. In a good way.
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The closest to that rumor being true was one singular teacher having it available for students if there was a school shooting in progress.
March 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The closest to that rumor being true was one singular teacher having it available for students if there was a school shooting in progress.
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I often describe my friend as being sarky… but then he is a wry swine.
March 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I often describe my friend as being sarky… but then he is a wry swine.
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What a lovely morning with #sophiefromromania and her pal Juno
January 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
What a lovely morning with #sophiefromromania and her pal Juno
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I met my girlfriend at a West Side Story fight re-enactment society - we just clicked.
December 27, 2024 at 1:39 PM
I met my girlfriend at a West Side Story fight re-enactment society - we just clicked.
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I sneak round your parents’ house as soon as you’ve left and put motion smoothing back on.
December 25, 2024 at 9:15 PM
I sneak round your parents’ house as soon as you’ve left and put motion smoothing back on.
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“Listen old man, I’m gonna ask you one more time: did you or did you not put a soup bowl on my wife’s head?”
December 22, 2024 at 9:12 AM
“Listen old man, I’m gonna ask you one more time: did you or did you not put a soup bowl on my wife’s head?”
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Only 23 Gregg Wallace apologies until Christmas
December 2, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Only 23 Gregg Wallace apologies until Christmas
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Brits don't do Thanksgiving because if we had to take a day off for the anniversary of us fucking over a native people and ruining their country we'd never have to go to work.
November 28, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Brits don't do Thanksgiving because if we had to take a day off for the anniversary of us fucking over a native people and ruining their country we'd never have to go to work.
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My dad put his favourite mug in the dishwasher too many times so now it looks like he has a souvenir from the weirdest theme park ever.
November 26, 2024 at 9:41 PM
My dad put his favourite mug in the dishwasher too many times so now it looks like he has a souvenir from the weirdest theme park ever.
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Loose corn ✅
Glistening brown ✅
THE BLOCK ✅
One (1) carrot ✅
Seasoning ❎
Glistening brown ✅
THE BLOCK ✅
One (1) carrot ✅
Seasoning ❎
Someone just posted a photo of the Mar-a-Lago Thanksgiving dinner and honestly, if someone served that to me on a plane in economy I'd fucking kick off.
November 30, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Loose corn ✅
Glistening brown ✅
THE BLOCK ✅
One (1) carrot ✅
Seasoning ❎
Glistening brown ✅
THE BLOCK ✅
One (1) carrot ✅
Seasoning ❎
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Live footage of an Evri delivery driver leaving my parcel in a safe and secure location.
November 26, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Live footage of an Evri delivery driver leaving my parcel in a safe and secure location.