natalayhehoo
@natalayhehoo.bsky.social
Introverted sasshole who will probably piss you off. My restless leg syndrome keeps me up all night
I forget about this place 😭
April 4, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I forget about this place 😭
I have never been offered drugs in a parking lot. DARE was full of shit, man.
April 10, 2024 at 1:32 PM
I have never been offered drugs in a parking lot. DARE was full of shit, man.
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Today's Word of the Day is Horology, but it is not at all what I thought it was.
April 10, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Today's Word of the Day is Horology, but it is not at all what I thought it was.
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If love is a battlefield then The Love Boat must be a battleship.
October 20, 2023 at 9:21 AM
If love is a battlefield then The Love Boat must be a battleship.
Those extra 5 minutes I spend hating everyone and everything before I walk in the office really sets the tone for my day
April 10, 2024 at 1:26 PM
Those extra 5 minutes I spend hating everyone and everything before I walk in the office really sets the tone for my day
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Don’t ignore me when I’m ovulating, goddammit
April 5, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Don’t ignore me when I’m ovulating, goddammit
I hate watching other people play Rummy. You’re all doing it wrong.
April 5, 2024 at 10:57 PM
I hate watching other people play Rummy. You’re all doing it wrong.
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You drive your kids around all day and what do you have to chauffeur it?
April 5, 2024 at 1:36 PM
You drive your kids around all day and what do you have to chauffeur it?
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Sam Elliott selling Fritos can only mean one thing:
Fritos are mustache flavored.
Fritos are mustache flavored.
April 5, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Sam Elliott selling Fritos can only mean one thing:
Fritos are mustache flavored.
Fritos are mustache flavored.
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I can neither sing nor act nor dance
I’m a triple non-threat
I’m a triple non-threat
April 5, 2024 at 9:25 PM
I can neither sing nor act nor dance
I’m a triple non-threat
I’m a triple non-threat
I’d like to speak to someone in charge
February 27, 2024 at 5:20 AM
I’d like to speak to someone in charge
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I am serious. And you can call me Shirley 3 more times. But that's all.
December 19, 2023 at 2:06 AM
I am serious. And you can call me Shirley 3 more times. But that's all.
I will wholesome the fuck out of you
December 19, 2023 at 2:36 AM
I will wholesome the fuck out of you
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I’m not into casual sex. Send me a résumé.
October 17, 2023 at 10:58 PM
I’m not into casual sex. Send me a résumé.
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*brings a mattress to a trust fall*
October 18, 2023 at 6:12 PM
*brings a mattress to a trust fall*
Who needs a raise when you get “kudos” from management?
October 17, 2023 at 6:57 PM
Who needs a raise when you get “kudos” from management?
My oldest child turned 20 today, if you were wondering what the Crypt Keeper currently looks like .
October 9, 2023 at 3:25 AM
My oldest child turned 20 today, if you were wondering what the Crypt Keeper currently looks like .
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i tried eating whole foods but i can only get my mouth open just so wide
September 17, 2023 at 4:52 PM
i tried eating whole foods but i can only get my mouth open just so wide
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My memory is improving. The horror.
September 7, 2023 at 12:17 PM
My memory is improving. The horror.
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who the fuck would want a work husband? like i need another asshole in my life asking me where we keep the scissors
September 5, 2023 at 10:12 PM
who the fuck would want a work husband? like i need another asshole in my life asking me where we keep the scissors
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We don't have DM's on BlueSky, so whenever there's drama I need each of you to call me on the landline and tell me what's going on.
May 30, 2023 at 1:01 AM
We don't have DM's on BlueSky, so whenever there's drama I need each of you to call me on the landline and tell me what's going on.