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Denominator sounds like a cool name for an eating contest champ
March 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Denominator sounds like a cool name for an eating contest champ
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A few days ago, my friend said, about a restaurant, “It smells like Christmas in here,” then paused & added, ominously, “in a bad way,” & I didn’t pursue it any further but it has haunted me ever since.
March 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
A few days ago, my friend said, about a restaurant, “It smells like Christmas in here,” then paused & added, ominously, “in a bad way,” & I didn’t pursue it any further but it has haunted me ever since.
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Hamburger Helper only “helps” a hamburger meet its doom… some friend
January 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Hamburger Helper only “helps” a hamburger meet its doom… some friend
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umami: mushrooms
udaddi: older guy w disposable income
uchild: things are gonna get easier
udaddi: older guy w disposable income
uchild: things are gonna get easier
January 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
umami: mushrooms
udaddi: older guy w disposable income
uchild: things are gonna get easier
udaddi: older guy w disposable income
uchild: things are gonna get easier
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BOB DYLAN: You used to ride on a chrome horse with your diplomat! Who carried on his shoulder a Siamese cat!
ME: Haha totally. Listen man we’re all worried about you
ME: Haha totally. Listen man we’re all worried about you
May 15, 2023 at 3:24 PM
BOB DYLAN: You used to ride on a chrome horse with your diplomat! Who carried on his shoulder a Siamese cat!
ME: Haha totally. Listen man we’re all worried about you
ME: Haha totally. Listen man we’re all worried about you
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Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.
September 1, 2024 at 12:14 PM
Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.
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most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
April 27, 2023 at 7:19 PM
most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
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If you're curious about screaming into the void but aren't sure if it's right for you, try one of our practice voids.
August 1, 2024 at 11:44 PM
If you're curious about screaming into the void but aren't sure if it's right for you, try one of our practice voids.
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[sword swallowing class]
me: (struggling to swallow sword)
instructor: try turning it the long way
me: (struggling to swallow sword)
instructor: try turning it the long way
October 27, 2024 at 3:18 PM
[sword swallowing class]
me: (struggling to swallow sword)
instructor: try turning it the long way
me: (struggling to swallow sword)
instructor: try turning it the long way
Thanks and welcome to all my new follower
October 19, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Thanks and welcome to all my new follower
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Over at Vulture, I commemorate the passing of the great Cissy Houston with a list of ten of her greatest performances as a backing vocalist. www.vulture.com/article/ciss...
Cissy Houston Sang Backup on Your Favorite Songs
You know her work as intimately as you do the hits of her daughter Whitney.
www.vulture.com
October 8, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Over at Vulture, I commemorate the passing of the great Cissy Houston with a list of ten of her greatest performances as a backing vocalist. www.vulture.com/article/ciss...
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In honor of National Poetry Day, one of the all time classics.
October 3, 2024 at 2:41 PM
In honor of National Poetry Day, one of the all time classics.
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I wrote about the rough time that Ding Liren has had since winning the World Chess Championship, which was an excuse to write about the rigors of elite competition, social media and AI, and the human condition. hugemantis.medium.com/ding-liren-i...
Ding Liren Is Struggling
There were signs that something might be troubling Ding Liren before he had even won the World Chess Championship. At a press conference…
hugemantis.medium.com
October 2, 2024 at 4:45 PM
I wrote about the rough time that Ding Liren has had since winning the World Chess Championship, which was an excuse to write about the rigors of elite competition, social media and AI, and the human condition. hugemantis.medium.com/ding-liren-i...
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Almost forgot to commemorate this special day!
September 19, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Almost forgot to commemorate this special day!
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Ronald McDonald is such a good clown name. You wouldn't have thought of it. You would have given him something obvious like Bloopers McBurger, the name of a clown. They gave him the name of a man.
September 17, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Ronald McDonald is such a good clown name. You wouldn't have thought of it. You would have given him something obvious like Bloopers McBurger, the name of a clown. They gave him the name of a man.
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Staying in the Most Haunted City in America, Savannah. As a macabre test, I set these toiletries on the edge of the counter where they would definitely fall down overnight. When I awoke?…Hadn’t fallen! So what held them upright??? Explain that, conventional science!!!!
September 4, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Staying in the Most Haunted City in America, Savannah. As a macabre test, I set these toiletries on the edge of the counter where they would definitely fall down overnight. When I awoke?…Hadn’t fallen! So what held them upright??? Explain that, conventional science!!!!
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I wish it was Maroon 0
August 28, 2024 at 11:59 PM
I wish it was Maroon 0
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I promised a Philly restaurant rundown before #APSA2024. Haven’t had time to do a full list, but I’ll keep adding to this one as I have time.
#1. In Kensington. Read the review. James Beard-nominated chef.
www.phillymag.com/foobooz/2024...
#1. In Kensington. Read the review. James Beard-nominated chef.
www.phillymag.com/foobooz/2024...
From Mexico to Philadelphia: Cantina La Martina Is a Journey of Flavor
Chef Dionicio Jiménez tells his story through camaron suizas and red pozole with ramen noodles.
www.phillymag.com
August 18, 2024 at 1:35 AM
I promised a Philly restaurant rundown before #APSA2024. Haven’t had time to do a full list, but I’ll keep adding to this one as I have time.
#1. In Kensington. Read the review. James Beard-nominated chef.
www.phillymag.com/foobooz/2024...
#1. In Kensington. Read the review. James Beard-nominated chef.
www.phillymag.com/foobooz/2024...
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Was just voted "Class Clown" in this CPR class!
August 8, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Was just voted "Class Clown" in this CPR class!
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