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Nojimbo
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Constantly playing to the audience in my head
Fuck off through the sun with your AI bullshit.
Amongst the sturm und drang, how's Luigi Mangione?
January 7, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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January 7, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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Reminder: Plato argued that, since souls reincarnate, souls in men & women are the same & equally capable of all things, so the sexes are equal.

P’s mother Perictione was (ancient sources say) a Pythagorean philosopher.

19th C didn’t believe she could be a philosopher so erased her from P’s bio.
January 7, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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January 7, 2026 at 5:16 AM
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I've been trying to get my version of the Bechdel Test to catch on called the Ballard Metric. It basically asks if the creator was able to work for free or for slave wages due to an invisible financial safety net and recontextualizes the work. (I'm kinda joking idk)
Many full time creatives have “invisible safety nets” like bread-winning partners, trust funds, external support, etc. No shame on anyone, but it creates a false vision of success. The cost of going to cons alone on top of hoping to eat as a freelancer are untenable, IMO.
When people hear that I'm returning to part time work they often ask "are things not going well with your art?"

The problem really is things are going well, but the world is so unstable that I long for some consistency and income that I don't have to pay quarterly taxes on
November 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Michiya Kato shows how they animated the rippling hallway in Paprika (2006), dir. Satoshi Kon, Madhouse
January 5, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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A reminder to any canadian (or any) #watercolor artists. Beam Paints is an Indigenous owned company with beautiful plastic-free hues. Their sparkly metallics are to die for

www.beampaints.com
January 4, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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it is your DUTY as a parent to be basic and cringe. if your child says "6-7" and you do not say, loud enough for their friends to hear, "8-9?", causing profound silence and intense discomfort, you are neglecting your responsibilities. being cool is for kids. your days of being laughed WITH are over
January 4, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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I just think we all need to take a deep cleansing breath and then calmly overthrow a government
January 5, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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Two Aliens Looking At Bluesky
January 5, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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No longer calling them naps. Only referring to them as “Initiating Sleepy Protocol Zero”
January 4, 2026 at 9:54 PM
You artists are always so preoccupied with whether you can, don't stop to think if you should
why though?
January 4, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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For those of us not in the cult, this is what we hear when anyone from the Trump administration speaks.

For the people in the back, this is satire and so well done…
January 4, 2026 at 7:56 PM
As fortold
January 4, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I am a "A Day" calendar enjoyer. I and my loved ones have dropped the ball this year, and I dont have pages to tear.
What "A Day" doesn't make you wince or gag?
garfield is looking at a calendar that says monday on it
Alt: Garfield repeatedly tearing at a calendar that is all Mondays.
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Fr fr
for real
January 4, 2026 at 2:08 PM
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military mom here. a murderer fell out of my pussy like twenty years ago
look man at that point you get yourself arrested

it's not as though "signing up for the military" didnt carry risks, you just thought they'd be mortal rather than moral
January 3, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Missouri folk, Eric Schmitt also sits on the Armed Forces Committee. Might be time to leave a message. 202-224-5721
a man in a suit is sitting at a desk with papers and a notebook
Alt: Alan Rickman flipping a table
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2026 at 2:49 PM
January 3, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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January 2, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Someone reminded me to drink some water yesterday, and I appreciated that.
a cat is drinking water from a bathtub and looking at the camera .
Alt: Kitty drinking from a faucet. mlem mlem mlem mlem
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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We get bored quickly. We want new. We want something that connects our neurons in different ways. We want to see the world in ways we never have before. We want to be distracted and we want to escape.
Investing in an idea recycler is the antithesis of that and it’s suicide in a creative industry.
January 1, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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with alt text
January 1, 2026 at 8:26 AM